Cannibalism Trending.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

3 Instances in the last couple weeks.

Japanese man serves his own genitals to willing customers. Apparently it's legal to eat human flesh in Japan.

http://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-cook ... 15144.html

The now infamous Miami Cannibal. Dude ATE 3/4 of another guy's FACE.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Poppo.html

A man in Maryland killed another guy and ate his heart and part of his brain.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/breaki ... 5497.story

WTF is going on?

[FUDU]

Mike Tyson procreated?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

STFUDU.

[motherscratcher]

Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Funny Farm.

[FUDU]

^ Armin Meiwes

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Go fuck yourself.

[StewieG]

It all started with a poorly timed "bite me" joke.

[pup]

I overheard a conversation between moscratch and tripods at the draft party where one of them mentioned testicles go good with some chianti and fava beans.

Can't remember which one said it though.

[Orenthal]

Mustaches

[dmiles]

Good thing about this Zombie Apocalypse forming is that, as we saw in Miami you can shoot those Zombie's dead. After all this is real life not the movies. Fill that Zombie full of holes before he starts to dine on you.

Don't forget this gay porn guy on the loose:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... woman.html

[Cerebral_DownTime]

STOP KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE.

[FUDU]

Would it be taboo for these guys to use ketchup while eating their victims?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Mustaches

Obviously.

And the fluoride in the water. Everyone who drinks it dies eventually.

[skatingtripods]

I overheard a conversation between moscratch and tripods at the draft party where one of them mentioned testicles go good with some chianti and fava beans.

Can't remember which one said it though.

Had to be mscratch. Who knows what he does to his patients when he puts them under.

[motherscratcher]

I overheard a conversation between moscratch and tripods at the draft party where one of them mentioned testicles go good with some chianti and fava beans.

Can't remember which one said it though.

Had to be mscratch. Who knows what he does to his patients when he puts them under.

Well the trick is, you got to clip them off way up high.

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

[jb]

[Orenthal]

YAY BATH SALTZ!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/3 ... 55493.html

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I love how they sidestepped the law by putting "not for human consumption" on the package.

I'm not really for any type of prohibition..... but damn, eating peoples' faces is pretty extreme.

[Orenthal]

These "synthetic" drugs and the actual physiological changes they create within the brain will be the real zombie apocolypse. But yer armed and ready to go so...

Agree on prohibition. It would be nice but the interplay between welfare/responsibility and the ability to protect yourself from naked face eating cannibals hoped up on bath salts has to be realigned.

[jfiling]

Bath salts fail. Never mind the fact it was some police union rep who started that whole theory. I can't possibly imagine his motivation, as opposed to waiting for the real police to investigate.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/me ... ath-salts/

[motherscratcher]

Bath salts fail. Never mind the fact it was some police union rep who started that whole theory. I can't possibly imagine his motivation, as opposed to waiting for the real police to investigate.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/me ... ath-salts/

Soooo....I guess it turns out the dude just had the munchies.

Huh. How bout that?

[motherscratcher]

On the other hand jfiling...what the fuck are you complaining about? That some asshole "police union rep" was covering up when the police recklessly and needlessly shot an unarmed man who's only "crime" was eating another man's face? As if we haven't all been there.

Fer fuck sake, was there a better explanation at the time?

Sometimes the police do bad things. Sometimes cops are assholes. Not EVERY time, though. Get a grip dude.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Fer fuck sake, was there a better explanation at the time?

How about waiting for the toxicology report before putting that guess out there? You know, not making statements without the facts.

No problem capping the cannibal at all.

Now the anti pot people will use this as an excuse to keep it illegal. Because stoners are known for cannibalism.

STILL waiting for one, just one good reason why pot should be illegal.

[motherscratcher]

I don't know the context of the whole bath salt thing or how that got out there in the first place. It doesn't seem like a terribly unreasonable guess to make, though. Nor would it have been unreasonable to guess a joint laced with formaldehyde, or something like that. Yeah, I guess it shouldn't have been presented as a rock solid fact (and I'm not sure that it was presented that way, or if the media just reported it that way), but I can't see how it's a huge deal.

Sure, it probably would have been more prudent for whoever just to say "we don't know why he did it until we get the tox report". What I kind of find ridiculous is jfiling's insinuation that it was some kind of police conspiracy/coverup to protect the who's-it whatever-the-fuck that he thinks the police are conspiratorialing about.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

It's simple, Holmes. If you don't know what made him go bananas and eat dude's face, don't speculate. That's why the media went wild with it.

[motherscratcher]

Yes, Paco, I get that. They shouldn't have said anything. Noted and I agree.

But you linked that story of the cops who beat the crazy homeless guy to death. And there was the story of the kid who was locked up and forgotten for 5 days. All sorts of police fuck ups.

I guess I can't put the "speculated that a man shot dead for eating another mans face off was on bath salts" in my list of reasons to get bent about.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Yes, Paco, I get that. They shouldn't have said anything. Noted and I agree.

But you linked that story of the cops who beat the crazy homeless guy to death. And there was the story of the kid who was locked up and forgotten for 5 days. All sorts of police fuck ups.

I guess I can't put the "speculated that a man shot dead for eating another mans face off was on bath salts" in my list of reasons to get bent about.

Not bent. That's Fil's bag.

Just amused at the speculation that backfired.

[jfiling]

On the other hand jfiling...what the fuck are you complaining about? That some asshole "police union rep" was covering up when the police recklessly and needlessly shot an unarmed man who's only "crime" was eating another man's face? As if we haven't all been there.

Fer fuck sake, was there a better explanation at the time?

Sometimes the police do bad things. Sometimes cops are assholes. Not EVERY time, though. Get a grip dude.

Yes, there was. Asshole union rep pimping the "bath salts" story was doing nothing but fanning the flames of a non-existent fire. I don't care about anything the cops did in this case, just that it was some douchebag union asshole creating a story where none existed.

[motherscratcher]

Since you say "Yes, there was" I'll wait for you to provide be a better explanation than bath salts for why one dude was found eating another dude's face off of his skull.

[Ziner]

A guy can't have a snack?

[Orenthal]

Duh, its the weed bro! That's one good reason for me.

I need that high grade dentist shit to cause me to eat some face.

[motherscratcher]

Duh, its the weed bro! That's one good reason for me.

I need that high grade dentist shit to cause me to eat some face.

That's why I kind of feel for the guy. I've been there.

[Orenthal]

You do that sedation dentistry? Lord knows its been too long since I have been to the dentist, but I can be a clastrophobic fuck I need to be mellowed.

[jfiling]

Since you say "Yes, there was" I'll wait for you to provide be a better explanation than bath salts for why one dude was found eating another dude's face off of his skull.

Really? No explanation at all would have been better than someone with no knowledge of the situation spouting off on something he knew nothing about that got picked up by the media and fanned into a national panic.

A better explanation than none would have been this: "This guy is batshit crazy. We don't know the cause, but we're not going to speculate until we have a goddamn clue."

[motherscratcher]

Since you say "Yes, there was" I'll wait for you to provide be a better explanation than bath salts for why one dude was found eating another dude's face off of his skull.

Really? No explanation at all would have been better than someone with no knowledge of the situation spouting off on something he knew nothing about that got picked up by the media and fanned into a national panic.

A better explanation than none would have been this: "This guy is batshit crazy. We don't know the cause, but we're not going to speculate until we have a goddamn clue."

OK, you win. You're right. It's impossible to see how some police guy, faced with a situation that virtually nobody has ever had to deal with, made a bad call and guessed wrong about something. Flame on dude.

Fuckin' police are all a bunch of power abusing assholes and this is another example.

[motherscratcher]

You do that sedation dentistry? Lord knows its been too long since I have been to the dentist, but I can be a clastrophobic fuck I need to be mellowed.

I dont' sedate, but I can get someone some Valium or Halcion for the appointment if they are a giant pussy.

[jfiling]

Since you say "Yes, there was" I'll wait for you to provide be a better explanation than bath salts for why one dude was found eating another dude's face off of his skull.

Really? No explanation at all would have been better than someone with no knowledge of the situation spouting off on something he knew nothing about that got picked up by the media and fanned into a national panic.

A better explanation than none would have been this: "This guy is batshit crazy. We don't know the cause, but we're not going to speculate until we have a goddamn clue."

OK, you win. You're right. It's impossible to see how some police guy, faced with a situation that virtually nobody has ever had to deal with, made a bad call and guessed wrong about something. Flame on dude.

Fuckin' police are all a bunch of power abusing assholes and this is another example.

Nope. You're judging me by my rep, instead of what I'm actually typing. It wasn't even a real cop who spouted out the "bath salts" bullshit, just in case you've forgotten, but a union representative. I doubt, but can't confirm, that actual officers would refer to a union rep as "some police guy".

[motherscratcher]

I'm done arguing over this stupid fucking thing now

[Orenthal]

You do that sedation dentistry? Lord knows its been too long since I have been to the dentist, but I can be a clastrophobic fuck I need to be mellowed.

I dont' sedate, but I can get someone some Valium or Halcion for the appointment if they are a giant pussy.

Ha ha that's the customer service I am looking for, and yes I am.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

You do that sedation dentistry? Lord knows its been too long since I have been to the dentist, but I can be a clastrophobic fuck I need to be mellowed.

I dont' sedate, but I can get someone some Valium or Halcion for the appointment if they are a giant pussy.

Ha ha that's the customer service I am looking for, and yes I am.

I was on Valium from my Anxiety disorder, you want the good stuff, you want Klonopin. That's what I have now, plus Abilify for being Bipolar. Which should come as a shock to no one.

[Orenthal]

I had Xanax for my anxiety because I can control it 99% of the time. Valium was good for busting me out of seizures when I was younger. Next time at the doc I will have to ask about that Klonopin. I also just hate the dentist cuz I had tons of shit done when I was younger and it sucked.