Stoneburner arrested for pissing

[motherscratcher]

Apparently, Stoneburner and Mewhort were arrested for "obstructing official business."

Basically they ran from police who wanted to question them for peeing between some bushes. Or something like that.

I'm sure we'll get the full story later this weekend on the Outside the Lines segment I'm sure ESPN is producing about this.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.co ... -arrested/

[swerb]

College kids peeing in bushes?

The horror.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

[pod2dawg]

Thank God these egregious crimes are being adjudicated.

[motherscratcher]

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-06-03/ohio-state-buckeyes-jake-stoneburner-jack-mewhort-suspended-arrested

[FUDU]

Meyer runs a shitty program.

[Erie Warrior]

I obstruct official business at least twice a week.

Carpet pissers, dude.

[gotribe31]

This story has a front-page link on ESPN.com. Naturally.

[peeker643]

This story has a front-page link on ESPN.com. Naturally.

That's because this clearly means that Meyer, Tressel and OSU simply produce entitled and arrogant human beings who will simply piss wherever they happen to be standing as opposed to relieving themselves in a civil manner like everyone else.

Combine this with a coach dipping snuff on the sidelines and I'm not sure how scholarships and bowl games are not lost.

[jb]

Does this count in the 3 strikes and yer out law?

Cause I think 96% of the cats I knew in school would be doing hard time fo rthe duration.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

My anonymous sources say that Dorhman has been sniffing around the bushes in question.

[pod2dawg]

Thank God the Patriot Act & Homeland security have gotten two more bad guys off the streets. I feel much safer now.

What is the drug charge limit in SEC for scholarship revocation ?

[e0y2e3]

Two starters (Mewort and Stoney) lose their schollies for the summer and are suspended from athletic activities.

If you've ever played D1 football, the summer conditioning is HUGELY beneficial. That said, I am sure Stoney and Mewort will be fine on the workout end. It does really, really suck that Stoney can't work out with Braxton who is on a ridiculous throwing regimen with his WRs/TEs this summer. That is the biggest loss, by far.

[jb]

Two starters (Mewort and Stoney) lose their schollies for the summer and are suspended from athletic activities.

If you've ever played D1 football, the summer conditioning is HUGELY beneficial. That said, I am sure Stoney and Mewort will be fine on the workout end. It does really, really suck that Stoney can't work out with Braxton who is on a ridiculous throwing regimen with his WRs/TEs this summer. That is the biggest loss, by far.

I just hope he includes the broad side of a barn door in that regimen and that'd be an improvement over what I've seen of Braxton.