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Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:51 pm

Apparently, Stoneburner and Mewhort were arrested for "obstructing official business."

Basically they ran from police who wanted to question them for peeing between some bushes. Or something like that.

I'm sure we'll get the full story later this weekend on the Outside the Lines segment I'm sure ESPN is producing about this.

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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby swerb » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:00 am

College kids peeing in bushes?

The horror.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:40 am

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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:09 pm

Thank God these egregious crimes are being adjudicated.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:10 pm

According to my sources CDT farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:08 pm

Meyer runs a shitty program.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:38 pm

I obstruct official business at least twice a week.

Carpet pissers, dude.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby gotribe31 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:09 pm

This story has a front-page link on ESPN.com. Naturally.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:35 pm

gotribe31 wrote:This story has a front-page link on ESPN.com. Naturally.


That's because this clearly means that Meyer, Tressel and OSU simply produce entitled and arrogant human beings who will simply piss wherever they happen to be standing as opposed to relieving themselves in a civil manner like everyone else.

Combine this with a coach dipping snuff on the sidelines and I'm not sure how scholarships and bowl games are not lost.

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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby jb » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:48 am

Does this count in the 3 strikes and yer out law?

Cause I think 96% of the cats I knew in school would be doing hard time fo rthe duration.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:36 am

My anonymous sources say that Dorhman has been sniffing around the bushes in question.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby pod2dawg » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:18 pm

Thank God the Patriot Act & Homeland security have gotten two more bad guys off the streets. I feel much safer now.

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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:47 am

Two starters (Mewort and Stoney) lose their schollies for the summer and are suspended from athletic activities.

If you've ever played D1 football, the summer conditioning is HUGELY beneficial. That said, I am sure Stoney and Mewort will be fine on the workout end. It does really, really suck that Stoney can't work out with Braxton who is on a ridiculous throwing regimen with his WRs/TEs this summer. That is the biggest loss, by far.
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Re: Stoneburner arrested for pissing

Unread postby jb » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:21 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Two starters (Mewort and Stoney) lose their schollies for the summer and are suspended from athletic activities.

If you've ever played D1 football, the summer conditioning is HUGELY beneficial. That said, I am sure Stoney and Mewort will be fine on the workout end. It does really, really suck that Stoney can't work out with Braxton who is on a ridiculous throwing regimen with his WRs/TEs this summer. That is the biggest loss, by far.



I just hope he includes the broad side of a barn door in that regimen and that'd be an improvement over what I've seen of Braxton.
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