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Best/Worst States

Unread postby Ziner » Thu May 03, 2012 1:23 pm

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

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States you'd give to Canada

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu May 03, 2012 1:29 pm

Yes- Virginia, Arizona, Tennessee, South Carolina , any mountain state.

No- Florida, California, NY, MS, AL

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Ziner » Thu May 03, 2012 1:30 pm

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1. Colorado
2. Oregon
3. Illinois (only because of Chicago)
4. Washington
5. New York

States you'd give to Canada

1. Florida
2. California (I'd prefer to keep the Bay Area though)
3. West Virginia
4. Texas
5. Arizona
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby jb » Thu May 03, 2012 1:31 pm

1. Ohio
2. So Cal
3. Colorado
4. New Mexico
5. South Carolina

1. Massachusetts
2. NY
3. Jersey
4. CT
5. South Carolina
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Thu May 03, 2012 1:33 pm

I've always felt that Massachusetts and Texas should secede from the Union.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby General » Thu May 03, 2012 1:53 pm

Most states are so diverse it is hard to tell but here is a list of cities I would secede to another country
Detroit-Canada
Miami-Cuba
LA-Mexico
Houston-Mexico
Washington DC-Anyone
Pittsburgh-Nuclear Holocaust
East Liverpool-Pittsburgh

I just hate to see the panhandle of Florida where I live get lumped in wtih South Florida, it is pretty laid back (impoverished but laid back) and the best beaches around.

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby danwismar » Thu May 03, 2012 2:00 pm

1. Ohio
2. Michigan
3. Montana
4. North Carolina
5. Texas

1. CA (disastrous fiscal condition)
2. IL (see CA)
3. Mississippi
4. Mass
5. Oregon
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby mistero » Thu May 03, 2012 2:04 pm

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1. Alaska
2. Minnesota
3. Washington
4. Michigan
5. Texas

States you'd give to Canada

1. Pennsylvania
2. West Virginia
3. Florida
4. California
5. Virginia
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu May 03, 2012 6:03 pm

Ziner is so awesome giving me a template to copy/paste.

1. Ohio. I love my state, even the dumb hillbillies.
2. Colorado
3. Oregon
4. Tennessee
5. Montana

States you'd give to Canada

1. New England (I consider it one state)
2. California
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Florida
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby StewieG » Thu May 03, 2012 7:03 pm

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1. Colorado
2. Oregon
3. Washington
4. North Carolina
5. Ohio

States you'd give to Canada

1. Alabama
2. Mississippi
3. Arkansas
4. Louisiana
5. Florida

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Thu May 03, 2012 11:42 pm

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1. SoCal (particularly San Diego)
2. Ohio
3. N.C.
4. Colorado
5. Montana

States you'd give to Canada

1. Mass
2. Florida (most of it anyway)
3. Georgia (why not,close to Fla)
4. Mississippi
5. Puerto Rico
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby idoctribefan » Fri May 04, 2012 11:53 am

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1. Ohio
2. Texas (wouldn't live in Houston, Austin, or El Paso)
3. Colorado (Denver's a nice area, great scenery, just stay away from hippies in Boulder)
4. Arizona (Tribe spring training, golf year-round, and it's a dry heat)
5. Missouri (KC is a fine city and could watch the Tribe play 9x per yr, also close to family and friends)

States you'd give to Canada/Cuba/Mexico

1. Illinois (need to be able to carry my .38)
2. Massachusetts (yet to meet someone from Boston that I didn't dislike)
3. California (fiscal situation and general douchebaggery)
4. Pennsylvania (assclowns in the cities, mountain people everywhere else. lived in Philly for 3 1/2 yrs and hated it)
5. Michigan (I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan)
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri May 04, 2012 4:39 pm

4. Arizona (Tribe spring training, golf year-round, and it's a dry heat)


I never understood that saying. So is an oven, doesn't mean I want to live in a place that feels like one.

Golf is stupid, there are camel spiders, Joe Arpaio is a cunt, and the Grand Canyon is just a big hole in the ground.

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri May 04, 2012 5:07 pm

FAV:

ANYONE ONE OBAMA ISNT IN!

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Triple-S » Sat May 05, 2012 1:38 pm

do provinces count?
1. Ontario- Toronto Area preferably.
2. British Columbia- Vancouver Area preferably
3. California- San Diego would be nice.
4. Eastern PA (mainly due to the proximity of DC, NYC and Philly)
5. Ohio

States you'd move to Mexico (I don't want to taint our neighbors with these a-holes_
1. Western PA
2. Florida
3. Alaska
4. Kentucky
5. Mississippi
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat May 05, 2012 2:57 pm

Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Triple-S » Sat May 05, 2012 3:18 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.


I've been to 7 out of 10 of the places on my lists.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Govbarney » Sat May 05, 2012 5:27 pm

I have spent a good amount of time on every state on this list:

States you'd gladly live in or move to:

1.Ohio
2.New York
3.Minnesota
4.Oregon
5.Maine

States you'd give to Canada

1.Missouri (Should have its star on the flag revoked)
2.Florida (You lose IQ points simply flying over it)
3.Mississippi(fucking hot)
4.Alabama (even hotter)
5.Georgia (Two words "Hillbilly Rape")
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 5:45 pm

Triple-S wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.


I've been to 7 out of 10 of the places on my lists.



You don't have to defend it.

Tell Johnny Fuckstick to go watch Jersey Shore and pound salt.... or to go fuck himself.

Bro just mad we all picked Assachusetts.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 6:35 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Triple-S wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.


I've been to 7 out of 10 of the places on my lists.



You don't have to defend it.

Tell Johnny Fuckstick to go watch Jersey Shore and pound salt.... or to go fuck himself.

Bro just mad we all picked Assachusetts.


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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat May 05, 2012 6:37 pm

I'm happy you all picked Mass, it shows that I am in all of your heads.

Not to mention that Mass outside of Boston is essentially Ohio, just with more rich people.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 6:38 pm

BTW that sounds like a great comic book or super hero. What powers would a guy named Johnny Fuckstick have? Would he have a cape?

Oh and camel spiders are gay, everyone thinks they're huge b/c of that stupid pic on the Internet from 15 years ago.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat May 05, 2012 6:57 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I'm happy you all picked Mass, it shows that I am in all of your heads.

Not to mention that Mass outside of Boston is essentially Ohio, just with more rich people.



I've been to every state I named and I didn't name Massachusetts though I've been there a half dozen times.

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:00 pm

Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 7:00 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.


Actually we're in your head. See every single poster here got in a pool and bet on how many posts it would take before you responded saying "I'm in your heads".

CDT, SSS, Spin, Rat_tail, skatingtripods, Ziner, Dr. Poove, wabs and myself all had 16.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:03 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.



No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to. ;-) ;) :wink:

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:05 pm

I'm ebbing and flowing between quit and didn't quit myself. Just something about being at the office alone late a night that isn't conducive to quitting.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 7:07 pm

The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:09 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I'm ebbing and flowing between quit and didn't quit myself. Just something about being at the office alone late a night that isn't conducive to quitting.



Never at office late so that's one place I haven't re-started. My biggest weakness always has been while driving and I have 40 minutes each way.

You know what the biggest issue is though? I like the taste of the stuff and enjoy it.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 7:20 pm

Dippers are odd people.

"YOU SEES IZ SPIT IN DEH BOTTLE SOZ IZ CAN GET DEH NIKTINE IN MY BLUD"

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 7:29 pm

peeker643 wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.



No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to. ;-) ;) :wink:

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.


Since you carry on a regular basis, let me ask you, how easy is it to leave the house with your gun on you and not realize you have it?

CDT wrote:The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)


I've been bit by a vulture.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 7:39 pm

FUDU wrote:BTW that sounds like a great comic book or super hero. What powers would a guy named Johnny Fuckstick have? Would he have a cape?


Johnny Fuckstick (TM pending) has NO powers. They're all in his head.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 7:42 pm

:lmfao:
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:43 pm

FUDU wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.



No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to. ;-) ;) :wink:

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.


Since you carry on a regular basis, let me ask you, how easy is it to leave the house with your gun on you and not realize you have it?

CDT wrote:The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)


I've been bit by a vulture.


I'm always mindful of when I have it. And I have a lock box in truck in case I have to lock it up for a few minutes or so due to being at a school/hospital/etc like today. I had it, game was moved to a school, can't carry there and had to make arrangements.

If I'm not driving and I'm going out for a few beers (+), leaving it at home. If I know I'm going to a sporting event or to work where they're not allowed, I leave it at home.

It changes certain things. Ya have to be planful and mindful of where you'll be and what you're doing and responsible enough to handle that.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 7:47 pm

If you keep it in a lock box, I hope you remove the ammo. I assume you do since you're knowledgeable about guns.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 7:52 pm

Sorry but I just can't use the term lock box and not laugh, thanks, Al Gore.

I ask b/c I've heard a lot of news stories in which somebody says "I forgot I had my gun on me", and always thought how the fuck do you forget you have a GUN on you?
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 05, 2012 7:56 pm

I was at a thing a few weeks ago and the guy at my table asked me if I "carry". I told him no because I don't. Bt I also thought that it would have been a lot cooler if he asked me if I "pack heat".

I didn't tell him that, though. There's a good chance he was packing heat.

He did give my wife good advice. He told her to have a can of that wasp spray that shoots really far by the bed. Better than a can of mace. I assume he meant to use against burglars and rapists and whatnot...not against me.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 7:59 pm

Well you're a WASP, so you never know?

Hell at that point keep a small butane torch nearby as well, flame throw their ass.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 7:59 pm

Wasp spray?

The guy was clearly a mental defective.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 05, 2012 8:03 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Wasp spray?

The guy was clearly a mental defective.


A mental defective with a gun.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 8:09 pm

Even worse.

Too many dumb people packing heat in this country.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 05, 2012 8:16 pm

Packing heat is kind of lame. I have to come up with something cooler than that.

How about "Strapped with the Boom Iron."

That's cool as fuck.

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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 8:19 pm

I just don't see that working out for him.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 8:26 pm

I need to get a new gun.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 8:28 pm

Me too, leaning toward a shotgun or a semi-auto handgun.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 05, 2012 8:32 pm

Get an SKS and go inna woods.

Shotgun, just get a Remmy 870. All you ever need.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 05, 2012 8:56 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I need to get a new boom iron.


To go with your sword sword.
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 05, 2012 8:57 pm

Who's more dangerous, CDT with a gun or mo with a Dremel?
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat May 05, 2012 9:00 pm

GunZ.... ExtenZe for RedneckZ!
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Re: Best/Worst States

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 05, 2012 9:01 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:GunZ.... ExtenZe for Rednecks!


I know a guy who wants to know if Extenze works.
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