Cleveland Browns & The NFL

by **peeker643** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:54 am

Thanks for setting that up Pup. Enjoyed it.

JB was extremely annoying but meeting Lars balanced the scales.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:01 pm

So CDT didn't go but you guys were still rewarded with an awkwardly tall nerd?

Good for you.

by **peeker643** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:06 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:So CDT didn't go but you guys were still rewarded with an awkwardly tall nerd?

Good for you.

And we were all (ALL) united in our hatred of you!!!!!

All of us.

You brought us together.

by **skatingtripods** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:08 pm

peeker643 wrote:JB was extremely annoying but meeting Lars balanced the scales.

What time did JB stop drinking last night, if he stopped at all?

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:15 pm

I bring people together.... always.....

by **LarsHancock** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:45 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I bring people together.... always.....

Yeah, I was associated with you all night for some reason. It made me feel unclean - I had to go home and shower to try to scrub off the shame.

Got pretty banged up, and I passed out finishing the column. I have no idea what it says - it is likely pretty dodgy today (I'm afraid to read it). Won't promise it will be the last time that happens, I guess that's the type of employee you get when you pay him in booze Rich.

Good meeting all of you. You're a remarkably normal crowd, all things considered - I had a blast.

Oh, and if anyone has questions for next week, keep them coming...

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:57 pm

That is what you get for drinking with me every so often.....

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:54 pm

Nice to know wabo is alive.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:05 pm

I'm not a nerd.....

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:43 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I'm not a nerd.....

Hey, CDT....did you know that QB is the most important position in football?

I'll bet you didn't know RB's are a dime a dozen either, did ya?

I know I know....sounds crazy but I heard it for the first time last night

by **OldDawg** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:58 pm

No offense to any of our beloved mods, but I think we can un-pin this now. ;-) ;) :wink:

by **peeker643** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 pm

OldDawg wrote:No offense to any of our beloved mods, but I think we can un-pin this now.

I don't know how.

Or I would gladly do so.

by **peeker643** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:22 pm

It's not in Quick Mod Tools for me. Maybe Pup can do it.

by **pup** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:23 pm

Screw you all. It will stay here until I decide to remove it.

by **OldDawg** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:37 pm

pup wrote:Screw you all. It will stay here until I decide to remove it.

I knew I'd piss someone off.
Sorry pup.
:group:

by **pup** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:48 pm

OldDawg wrote:
pup wrote:Screw you all. It will stay here until I decide to remove it.

I knew I'd piss someone off.
Sorry pup.

I will just constantly post in it so it stays at the top anyway.

:TCF:

Wrong finger, but I am sure you get the point...

by **LarsHancock** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:11 pm

Bump

Hey, let's use this as the official out of bounds question thread. Anyone got anything burning on their mind? Need one or two more to finish the column.

by **Ziner** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:14 pm

Will Brandon Weeden's walker effect his ability to step in to his throws?

Who's receding hairline will cause them to shave their head first, Trent Richardson or LeBron?

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:16 pm

LarsHancock wrote:Bump

Hey, let's use this as the official out of bounds question thread. Anyone got anything burning on their mind? Need one or two more to finish the column.

Okay- How the fuck do you unpin a topic from these forum boards and why doesn't Rich grant me the access to do it?

Oh.... ummm.... Gotta bang one- Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

by **motherscratcher** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:23 pm

Lars - Fruit in beer. Is it acceptable always? Sometimes? Never? Is it OK for women and men equally? Does the time/place/weather matter? I need some guidance on this because I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a Blue Moon, or other of it's ilk from time to time. But I inevitably end of feeling like a bit of a vagina.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:26 pm

peeker643 wrote:Oh.... ummm.... Gotta bang one- Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

Don't be silly. If he answers anything other than Betty it's only to be conrarian. Lars doesn't strike me as a Hipster.

I'll bet e0y likes Wilma.

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:29 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Oh.... ummm.... Gotta bang one- Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?

Don't be silly. If he answers anything other than Betty it's only to be conrarian. Lars doesn't strike me as a Hipster.

I'll bet e0y likes Wilma.

Hmm... Is "Ask the Jagoff" subbing for Lars this week?

Good point on e0y2e3 though. He'll take the contrarian viewpoint for sure.

by **gotribe31** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:44 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Lars - Fruit in beer. Is it acceptable always? Sometimes? Never? Is it OK for women and men equally? Does the time/place/weather matter? I need some guidance on this because I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a Blue Moon, or other of it's ilk from time to time. But I inevitably end of feeling like a bit of a vagina.

Order the blue moon, have them hold the fruit. Problem solved. Well, that small problem of yours solved.

by **e0y2e3** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Fuck shitty old cartoons.

Lars, why is Texas the second shittiest place in America (behind Florida)?

by **Hikohadon** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:47 pm

LarsHancock wrote:Bump

Hey, let's use this as the official out of bounds question thread. Anyone got anything burning on their mind? Need one or two more to finish the column.

What are the Top 5 breakfast cereals?

Or, if this is not interesting enough...

What do you think Friedrich Nietzsche's Top 5 favorite cereals would be (were he still alive and a fan of cereal)?

by **Hikohadon** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:49 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Fuck shitty old cartoons.

Lars, why is Texas the second shittiest place in America (behind Florida)?

Florida is pretty damn shitty.

I think Nebraska is probably shittier than Texas, though.

by **Ziner** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:54 pm

Disagree. Omaha, believe it or not, is not an awful place and I would gladly visit over anywhere in that shithole Florida. e0y, is right, Florida is awful, we should give Florida to Cuba.

by **JCoz** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:58 pm

Ziner wrote:Disagree. Omaha, believe it or not, is not an awful place and I would gladly visit over anywhere in that shithole Florida. e0y, is right, Florida is awful, we should give Florida to Cuba.

He said Texas over Nebraska. Personally I agree with him.

by **Hikohadon** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:01 pm

JCoz wrote:
Ziner wrote:Disagree. Omaha, believe it or not, is not an awful place and I would gladly visit over anywhere in that shithole Florida. e0y, is right, Florida is awful, we should give Florida to Cuba.

He said Texas over Nebraska. Personally I agree with him.

Yes. I think we can all agree that Florida is the colon of America.

by **Ziner** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:22 pm

Yeah, read that wrong... at least everyone agrees on Florida. Sounds like we need a NHB thread.

by jb » Thu May 03, 2012 2:22 pm

Lars - Mike Polk thinks West 4th is the perfect place if you're a dooshbag. Where do you think the perfect place for a dooshbag is, besides CDT's body?

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:51 pm

jb wrote:Lars - Mike Polk thinks West 4th is the perfect place if you're a dooshbag. Where do you think the perfect place for a dooshbag is, besides CDT's body?

I got this Lars:

Anywhere south of Haverhill (pronounced Hay-vrill) and north of Brockton (pronounced Braaaaawwwgdin) is the perfect (and preferred) place for douchebags.

by **swerb** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:04 pm

Peeker, you now have the power to do everything and anything you want in here now, just upped your access.

Will need a quick retinal scan every time you log in, thats all.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:07 pm

swerb wrote:Peeker, you now have the power to do everything and anything you want in here now, just upped your access.

Will need a quick retinal scan every time you log in, thats all.

What possible use could a rectal scan be?

Edit: Oops...read that wrong.

The question still stands, though. Just in general.

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:21 pm

swerb wrote:Peeker, you now have the power to do everything and anything you want in here now, just upped your access.

Will need a quick retinal scan every time you log in, thats all.

Hmm...

Lemme try something here.....

I need your checking account and routing number as well as your paypal account and password.

Actually, I still have no idea how to do that stuff and don't see anything different even after logging out and back in.

Is there a class I can attend for this stuff?

by **pup** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:23 pm

Your ride will be there to pick you up and take you to class. Around 5:30.

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:29 pm

pup wrote:Your ride will be there to pick you up and take you to class. Around 5:30.

SERIOUSLY... there's nothing in Quick Mod tools or in Mod tools that have anything to do with that subject. I can merge, delete, remove, blah..blah..blah.. Nothing else.

I might ban your ass just for something to do if I don't get any help.

Sure, you can get back in, but it'll be a pain in the balls.

by **swerb** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:36 pm

I gave you global access (I think). Should be able to do any administrative thing in the boards.

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:41 pm

swerb wrote:I gave you global access (I think). Should be able to do any administrative thing in the boards.

Dammit. This is like when Peter Parker was initially bit by the spider and had no idea how to utilize or harness all his powers.

Well, I can tell you this: I ain't Peter Parker. I'm using this shit in as evil a way as possible. Like when you walk into prison and punch the baddest dude in the face.

Set the tone (probably die in a bloody heap, really).

This calls for a power move.

Or for someone to help me.... please.

by **pup** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:08 pm

Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round....

by **peeker643** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:15 pm

pup wrote:Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round....

I Ban Thee!!!!

Is that it? Did it work? Is Pud gone?Err.. Pud..I mean....

by **pup** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:47 pm

all through the town...

by **Hikohadon** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:36 am

Top 3 TV show theme/intro songs of all time.

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