Draft Day 2 : Official I don't remember yesterday thread.

[motherscratcher]

Those were good burgers dude.

[mattvan1]

Mother,

How is it that out of all the guys that went to Eric Wright's Place last night, you are the only one man enuff to post during round 2? JB, Peeks, Hiko, Pup - all AWOL?

Maybe they're partying with Janoris Jenkins?

Hey, I was there.

Sorry man. Hockey players are different - you guys are way tougher than the rest of us. I EXPECTED you to be here !!

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Those were good burgers dude.

No they weren't. They were dry and full of gristle.

[peeker643]

I was watching my youngest ya Phuck sticks. While listening to draft and to people bitch about the best puck of the draft so far in Schwartz. He's effing mean and he's legit RT, 6'5" 320. Jason actually had him as Browns pick there and then switched to Massie. Its in the OT article.

[mattvan1]

Mother,

How is it that out of all the guys that went to Eric Wright's Place last night, you are the only one man enuff to post during round 2? JB, Peeks, Hiko, Pup - all AWOL?

Maybe they're partying with Janoris Jenkins?

Hey, I was there.

Yep, I saw you.

Wait, wait. You saw him on Eric Wright's web cam, or YOU actually drove to the far far far east side to be there?

I thought you never ventured east of the Muni Lot?

[CleSportsTruth]

"This has been my guy"....every 10 minutes from Gruden. GFY cliche boy.

CDT, the dog does look to be saying "OMG"

Gruden LOVES everyone, except Tanneblow oddly enough.

[scrambler]

Mother,

How is it that out of all the guys that went to Eric Wright's Place last night, you are the only one man enuff to post during round 2? JB, Peeks, Hiko, Pup - all AWOL?

Maybe they're partying with Janoris Jenkins?

Well, Peeker's at a soccer game (allegedly)

Hiko and JB stayed together, so maybe their still getting to know each other inside and out, like has been said about Weeden and Blackmon.


FUDU was there too. And Tripods.

And possibly Rat Tail. It's not like I knew everyone in the entire bar.

someone actually said that about WEeden and Blackmon??

[FUDU]

Mother,

How is it that out of all the guys that went to Eric Wright's Place last night, you are the only one man enuff to post during round 2? JB, Peeks, Hiko, Pup - all AWOL?

Maybe they're partying with Janoris Jenkins?

Hey, I was there.

Yep, I saw you.

Wait, wait. You saw him on Eric Wright's web cam, or YOU actually drove to the far far far east side to be there?

I thought you never ventured east of the Muni Lot?

I made the trip, and I hated every freakin second of it. I swear to God they put up an extra 4000 orange barrels just for me, which was the main reason I didn't warn them I was coming.

[motherscratcher]

Yeah, I'm way to lazy to go back and look, but the argument was that if the Browns were planning to pick Weeden, they should have gone with Blackmon at #4 because they already "know each other inside and out".

It's actually not a terrible argument. But I was absolutely delighted by the phrasing.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

[mattvan1]

Yeah, I'm way to lazy to go back and look, but the argument was that if the Browns were planning to pick Weeden, they should have gone with Blackmon at #4 because they already "know each other inside and out".

It's actually not a terrible argument. But I was absolutely delighted by the phrasing.

Based on the above 4th of July picture, I don't doubt the assinsertion.

[mattvan1]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

[scrambler]

Yeah, I'm way to lazy to go back and look, but the argument was that if the Browns were planning to pick Weeden, they should have gone with Blackmon at #4 because they already "know each other inside and out".

It's actually not a terrible argument. But I was absolutely delighted by the phrasing.

I'm special at times with my phrasing.

[FUDU]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

OK we saw it the first time.

ATTENTION WHORE!!!!

[CleSportsTruth]

Broyles? Before Randle? Any chance we could luck into him?

[OldDawg]

Broyles? Before Randle? Any chance we could luck into him?

We are owed a break...

[scrambler]

Now that we can plug in Schwartz, I'm putting the over/under for Richardson at 1471 yards. shoot, that's not much more than Hillis had in 2010.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

[OldDawg]

Just glad that gal on camera didn't pick her nose along with her nails.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

OK we saw it the first time.

ATTENTION WHORE!!!!

Shouldn't you be jerking off on your Dart or something?

[OldDawg]

Trade up now and get Randle...

[motherscratcher]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

Don't let him intimidate you Matt. Just make sure I'm there and I'll patch you right back up. Good as new.

[FUDU]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

^ the guy who said "Twitter sucks, twitter is for fucksticks, twitter is gay"

Probably has 2500 tweets.

[scrambler]

I wonder how many reps Dieken could do in 1978?

[FUDU]

Steelers are probably high on their Oline for the future?

[scrambler]

Why was Mike Adams punished for being a practicioner of medical marijuana??

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

^ the guy who said "Twitter sucks, twitter is for fucksticks, twitter is gay"

Probably has 2500 tweets.

2700, and half are probably retweets or tweets promoting the writing staff here.

And I said "fucktards" not "fucksticks".

[Hikohadon]

Draft Strategy 101 for Cleveland....Give 3 seemingly insignificant picks to move up one place and assure you get what most observers believe to be superb running back, then with first pick on second day, draft OT whose biggest downside, according to most of those same observers, is a glaring inability to run block. "WINNING!"

Not sure where you got that from. Mayock liked him just fine.

I'm not going to pretend like I know anything about the available RT's, so I am indifferent to the name - like the position.

[Xukuth]

Osweiler gets to learn from two of the best. He's got to be happy.

[skatingtripods]

I REALLY hope Sanu lasts until our pick.

[OldDawg]

Trade up, daggone it!! Get us Randle!!

[Hikohadon]

Mother,

How is it that out of all the guys that went to Eric Wright's Place last night, you are the only one man enuff to post during round 2? JB, Peeks, Hiko, Pup - all AWOL?

Maybe they're partying with Janoris Jenkins?

The couch and laziness is the demand of the Hangover Gods.

[peeker643]

No Randle please.

Wylie and Givens when ya can.

[mattvan1]

Trade up, daggone it!! Get us Randle!!

Yes. This could salvage the draft for people such as me who don't know fuck all about talent evaluation. But at least when I pass out later I'll be happier with knowing we drafted a WR.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Trade up, daggone it!! Get us Randle!!

Yes. This could salvage the draft for people such as me who don't know fuck all about talent evaluation. But at least when I pass out later I'll be happier with knowing we drafted a WR.

I would never hurt you. Too adorable.

[mattvan1]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

Don't let him intimidate you Matt. Just make sure I'm there and I'll patch you right back up. Good as new.

Thanks bro. Can you also make my........................., wait. Nevermind.

BTW, what's a mandible and why can't I eat pizza without it? Is it some type of special topping?

[yogi]

Im a Sanu guy too.

[motherscratcher]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

Don't let him intimidate you Matt. Just make sure I'm there and I'll patch you right back up. Good as new.

Thanks bro. Can you also make my........................., wait. Nevermind.

BTW, what's a mandible and why can't I eat pizza without it? Is it some type of special topping?

It's a dible, but for a man.

Bah Dum Bum.

[FUDU]

CDT, it's been a half hour, do you want to tell us what you think of the Schwartz pick?

[mattvan1]

I like the RT pick. We needed one, and we got it.

You fucking wrote the same thing an hour ago.

Go make me a pizza, bitch.

I thought I said that on the Twitter, fuckshit.

You come down here, i'll make you a pizza. it might be kinda hard to eat after I rip your mandible of your face.

Don't let him intimidate you Matt. Just make sure I'm there and I'll patch you right back up. Good as new.

Thanks bro. Can you also make my........................., wait. Nevermind.

BTW, what's a mandible and why can't I eat pizza without it? Is it some type of special topping?

It's a dible, but for a man.

Bah Dum Bum.

Well, that's what I was gonna ask - can you make my dibble larger?

Well, can you?

I mean CDT accepts me as I am but there are others with which I am concerned.

[OldDawg]

Dang

[Huge0126]

There goes Randle. Was hoping he would slip into the 3rd round.

[FUDU]

There's still a hole there to fix, Giants.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

CDT, it's been a half hour, do you want to tell us what you think of the Schwartz pick?

I like it. We filled a need that we needed.

[skatingtripods]

Fuck. We traded down.

[ClevelandFanInNewYork]

We traded our pick at 67????

[motherscratcher]

Fuck. We traded down.

I dont even see us. we must be getting a player.

Denver have a WR, LB, or CB they're looking to unload.

[mattvan1]

So it's Sanu if he's still there?

Whoops - Man, Josh Cribbs is one happy dude.

[Xukuth]

We traded our pick at 67????

Looks like it. For the 160th pick??

[bucknutz94]

BTW, I really hope no one is actually listening to Mel Kiper and believing anything that hack says. That would be like listening to CDT about pizza.

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