No Holds Barred

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:58 pm

I really wanted to hate the V movie, seeing how different it was from the comic, but I couldn't.

We aren't going to have any rights left at the rate we're going. The SCOTUS decision is beyond disgusting. If the cops tell you to strip naked for some minor non violent offense, refuse to do it. It's not legal, despite what the righty cunts on the SCOTUS say. The dude in the case brought before the court was not only innocent, he was strip searched TWICE. The arresting officers, the officers involved in the strip searches, and the chief of police should all be fired at minimum. They're clearly unfit to enforce any type of law or carry a gun. Picking up dog shit at local parks is more their speed.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:27 pm

Polk is a comedy genius.

"HURUMPHHHH!"

by **Orenthal** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:03 pm

Polk is a hack and makes me want to vomit on e0's desk. A tool with a Pontbriand jersey.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:14 pm

Polk is awesome, you just mad.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:19 pm

Cause really isn't important, they are many. His annoying fucking voice that makes me want to rip my ears off with a claw hammer, and he is a raging liberal *gay slur*. Fuck him, I hope he dies.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:28 pm

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:50 pm

Fuck you, OJ. I'm glad Andrew Breitbart is dead. How's that feel, fucko? I bet you were all sad and shit because your Conserivdouche boyfriend died.

Suck it.

by **e0y2e3** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:27 am

Polk blows, OJ be right.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:31 am

Haters be everywhere.

Can't front on my swag and shine...... or whatever the hipsters say.

by **FUDU** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:35 am

Polk is the most unfunny, overrated person in Cleveland comedy history.

I think the funniest thing he has ever said was "what was Sly Stone's worst arm wrestling movie"?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:38 am

buncha righty too fucks prancin' in my shine 2nyte.

by **FUDU** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:44 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:buncha righty too fucks prancin' in my shine 2nyte.

Follow em around for a while then shoot em.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:02 am

Nah, i'm too strong in the shine and swag departments to be doing anything crazy.

by **FUDU** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:05 am

Besides you're White German, so it would be hard to come up with a controversial angle for the story.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:10 am

Plus no cop would ever believe a goon like me is just standing my ground.

"bullshit, you hairy murdering bastard!"

by **FUDU** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:13 am

Does the stand your ground law cover stiff breezes?

by **e0y2e3** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:16 am

Did you just call me a righty?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:36 am

I call many people many different things. It's part of my shine and swag style.

by **pup** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:03 am

FUDU wrote:Polk is the most unfunny, overrated person in Cleveland comedy history.

^^^^ Just gave Chuck Booms wood.

by **Orenthal** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:36 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Fuck you, OJ. I'm glad Andrew Breitbart is dead. How's that feel, fucko? I bet you were all sad and shit because your Conserivdouche boyfriend died.

Suck it.

Breitbart always struck me as a weirdo. I guess in the interest of fairness glad he is dead.

On Polk, I thought some of his initial stuff was funny, the non political non Browns stuff. Not because he disagrees with my POV (Maher and Maron don't bother me among others) he is just a hack.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:55 pm

Bill Maher is the poster child for the term "smug douche", but I think he's funny as fuck and his HBO show is pretty good. My favorite is when he has rappers on there who think they're smart because they dress like Cornell West, then they get crushed.

Marc Maron, his stand up is blah, but him talking on the spot is good.

by **Orenthal** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:38 am

I love when so called Constitution Patriots on the right deride these guys and the LameStreamMedia. Hello tools, free speech? Double standard blah blah stfu

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:07 pm

-Fully reinstate the 4th amendment. Any breach, or attempt to breach by means of legislation, of any American's rights, no matter if it's a rookie beat cop or a 10 term Senator, will result in serious federal prison time. If you ain't got a warrant, you go fuck yourself. All laws that restrict the 4th amendment rights will be considered null and void.

-Fuck Citizens United. A corporation is not a person, they do not have the rights of an individual. The SCOTUS are morons.

-Make lobbying a crime, call it what it is, bribery. Any member of congress accepting such bribes will be thrown in federal prison for a minimum of 5 years. Lobbyists will be punished in the same way. Both will have to register the same way a sex offender does.

-Term limits for congress. No more shithead lifers just clinging to power so they can line their own pockets.

-No member of congress, POTUS, or SCOTUS will ever receive a paycheck or benefits payed for by the tax payer. They have not earned this, and we should not pay for them to fuck us. If you got a pre existing medical condition, I guess you're fucked, lust like millions of hard working Americans.

by **RickNashEquilibrium** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:57 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:-Fully reinstate the 4th amendment. Any breach, or attempt to breach by means of legislation, of any American's rights, no matter if it's a rookie beat cop or a 10 term Senator, will result in serious federal prison time. If you ain't got a warrant, you go fuck yourself. All laws that restrict the 4th amendment rights will be considered null and void.

-Fuck Citizens United. A corporation is not a person, they do not have the rights of an individual. The SCOTUS are morons.

-Make lobbying a crime, call it what it is, bribery. Any member of congress accepting such bribes will be thrown in federal prison for a minimum of 5 years. Lobbyists will be punished in the same way. Both will have to register the same way a sex offender does.

-Term limits for congress. No more shithead lifers just clinging to power so they can line their own pockets.

-No member of congress, POTUS, or SCOTUS will ever receive a paycheck or benefits payed for by the tax payer. They have not earned this, and we should not pay for them to fuck us. If you got a pre existing medical condition, I guess you're fucked, lust like millions of hard working Americans.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I love this. :cheers:

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:45 pm

Zimmerman is such a good guy.

http://thkpr.gs/HCef5S

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:21 pm

So now he's internet panhandling now?

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:53 pm

RickNashEquilibrium wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:-Fully reinstate the 4th amendment. Any breach, or attempt to breach by means of legislation, of any American's rights, no matter if it's a rookie beat cop or a 10 term Senator, will result in serious federal prison time. If you ain't got a warrant, you go fuck yourself. All laws that restrict the 4th amendment rights will be considered null and void.

-Fuck Citizens United. A corporation is not a person, they do not have the rights of an individual. The SCOTUS are morons.

-Make lobbying a crime, call it what it is, bribery. Any member of congress accepting such bribes will be thrown in federal prison for a minimum of 5 years. Lobbyists will be punished in the same way. Both will have to register the same way a sex offender does.

-Term limits for congress. No more shithead lifers just clinging to power so they can line their own pockets.

-No member of congress, POTUS, or SCOTUS will ever receive a paycheck or benefits payed for by the tax payer. They have not earned this, and we should not pay for them to fuck us. If you got a pre existing medical condition, I guess you're fucked, lust like millions of hard working Americans.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I love this.

You left out only one thing...

Before an elected official takes the oath of office they have to undergo an IRS audit....every year

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:08 pm

That works for me. The more frustrating road blocks we can put in these fuckers' way, the better.

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:10 pm

I am going for a walk with a hoodie on.

by **Orenthal** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:56 pm

In true Cleveland fashion I lit my hoodie on fire in front of ESPN cameras.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:40 pm

Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree murder.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-574 ... ee-murder/

Now let him have his day in court.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:43 pm

Jfilling radio hour. ;-) ;) :wink:

And BTW for people who don't know, Jones is SERIOUS. He believes every nutso conspiracy theory from 9/11 being an inside job to the FEMA death camps.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:28 pm

That is just too funny. That is how I envision yer posting (or maybe e0's) style put to a/v.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:07 pm

I gotta find the one where he claims Optimus Prime is Pentagon propaganda.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:14 pm

Pentagon planning on using a "lobotomizer" on the troops, Pedophile training, and Optimus Prime.

by jb » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:44 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQo3YrEniU&feature=g-logo&context=G2e50144FOAAAAAAACAA[/youtube]

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:09 pm

jb wrote:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:21 pm

When you copy/paste a YouTube video, you gotta cut off the part that includes &feature and everything after it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQo3YrE ... AAAAAAACAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQo3YrEniU

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:27 pm

Huh. How bout that. ^^^

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:33 pm

You know no one went to the trouble of copying and pasting that into their own browser bar.

by **Ziner** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:55 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know no one went to the trouble of copying and pasting that into their own browser bar.

I did, fucko.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:58 pm

Ziner wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know no one went to the trouble of copying and pasting that into their own browser bar.

I did, fucko.

I didn't

by **Ziner** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:01 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Ziner wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know no one went to the trouble of copying and pasting that into their own browser bar.

I did, fucko.

I didn't

I figured it would be some shitty music video from the 80's since JB posted it.

I would have just posted the picture but dont have the energy to both.

I am past this story, bring on the columbian hookers and coke.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:42 pm

And that's your Ziner update for April 2012.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:01 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know no one went to the trouble of copying and pasting that into their own browser bar.

I did too, you lazy oaf. However I did appreciate the lil lesson on linking the YouTube's. You are a learned oaf.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:03 pm

But Ziner, haven't you heard about Occupy a Tree?

BRING BACK OCCUPY OR START POSTING COLOMBIAN HOOKER PICS

by **Ziner** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:26 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And that's your Ziner update for April 2012.

and you should consider yourself lucky I gave you that much. I switched jobs, I no longer sit at home in my boxers with no supervision or responsibility just collecting a paycheck. Now I have a big boy job with I actually have to do things and it sucks so I apologize that you yearn for more ziner and can't get it. I am sure it is rough on you.

I plan on getting real drunk tonight. Probably near my computer half the night, maybe I can make up for the past few months.

by **Ziner** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:27 pm

Orenthal wrote:But Ziner, haven't you heard about Occupy a Tree?

BRING BACK OCCUPY OR START POSTING COLOMBIAN HOOKER PICS

Frankly $800 isn't really a bad deal...

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:35 pm

AMEN! Running the cost-benefit on this one should not have taken very long. Services rendered and payment ($800 doesn't seem much, but check the link...), versus scene being made and losing your job?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... clKcN5vNCL

$250 dollars? THAT GUY IS A TOTAL RETARD! What a beautiful country. True free market economy! If Occupy stood for this and not helping people foreclosed on their homes I would throw them my full support.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:21 am

I really hoped this thread would be a serious discussion on tenets of Libertarianism.

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