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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:16 pm

^We must start a petition for the /shrug emoticon.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:55 pm

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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:45 pm

Shrugging is for foreigners and communists.

Anyone interested in exotic pets should go to Captive Born Reptiles here in CLB. Great prices and the nicest, most knowledgeable staff around. I picked up my Greenbottle Blue today they gave me a free 1.5 inch Mexican Red Knee spiderling and $25 worth of free Dubia roaches.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:04 pm

We need a fucking yawn emoticon for every time CDT posts about his stupid gawd damn "pets" (bahahaha, giant spiders as pets...) no one cares about.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:37 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:We need a fucking yawn emoticon for every time CDT posts about his stupid gawd damn "pets" (bahahaha, giant spiders as pets...) no one cares about.


And we need a dripping infected cunt emoticon for your whining posts.

You don't like? Don't read it.

Go fuck yourself.... you'll get more pussy that way.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:05 pm

YOU LIVE FOR MY POSTS CDT

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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:37 pm

Not really.

In the past they were good..... now your game is weak.

You've been reduced to trolling for fuck's sake, that's the state of your game. The only thing worse is your bitch fights with DU where you call each other racists 19 times in row. That's some captivating shit, man.

Just write your hilariously average blog and shut the fuck up.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:49 pm

^ Officially sensitive about dead stuntment and spiders
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:01 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Shrugging is for foreigners and communists.

Anyone interested in exotic pets should go to Captive Born Reptiles here in CLB. Great prices and the nicest, most knowledgeable staff around. I picked up my Greenbottle Blue today they gave me a free 1.5 inch Mexican Red Knee spiderling and $25 worth of free Dubia roaches.

Inside of two months that Mexican spider will be living off the efforts of the other spiders, and "supposedly" doing all the things the others spiders don't want to do.

I'll bet you a pizza.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:15 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:^ Officially sensitive about dead stuntment and spiders


Meh.

You don't really bring much when there's no NBA..... or when's there's no humps like Rat Tail to kick around.

Your big dig is calling me "sensitive". Ohh no.... not that.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:16 pm

FUDU wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Shrugging is for foreigners and communists.

Anyone interested in exotic pets should go to Captive Born Reptiles here in CLB. Great prices and the nicest, most knowledgeable staff around. I picked up my Greenbottle Blue today they gave me a free 1.5 inch Mexican Red Knee spiderling and $25 worth of free Dubia roaches.

Inside of two months that Mexican spider will be living off the efforts of the other spiders, and "supposedly" doing all the things the others spiders don't want to do.

I'll bet you a pizza.


YOU ARE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:35 pm

And you don't really bring much ever aside from telling people to go fuck themselves for the 2000th time.

Want a discussion worth a damn go for it and start one.

Or keep posting about what great pets stupid as spiders are.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:20 pm

And you don't really bring much ever aside from telling people to go fuck themselves for the 2000th time.


Is that your big retort? My ego isn't so inflated that I even worry about it. I'm here to have a good time talking sports, politics, and whatever other subject pops up. I know i'm not a great poster, and i'm fine with that. You're apparently here to prove you're smarter and better than everyone else.

Want a discussion worth a damn go for it and start one.


I did..... this thread. (obviously you don't think it's worth a damn, but that's your whining bitch nature. Ridicule anything you don't agree with and always try to come out looking like the smartest turd in the pile)

Or keep posting about what great pets stupid as spiders are.


I will. God forbid someone likes a pet that you don't. You'll sure tell them how stupid and boring they are.

My advice is just to just add me to your ignore list if I don't bring anything you deem worth reading. That'll be the end of it. No more GFY, or OSU honkness.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:47 pm

Your biggest mistake is thinking I really give a fuck what people on a message board think of me.

Your second biggest is having thin enough skin to throw a hissy fit for me giving you shit about being a rube that posts shit about spiders.

Yes, I came into this stupid thread to make fun of the waste of bandwidth that has no ability to post anyone but go fuck yourself to prove myself smarter than him.

Obviously I couldn't have just been fucking around and you, Mr. I Don't Care About Anyone couldn't have started crying like a bitch about an innocent jab.

Next time you tell someone to go fuck themselves maybe they'll start crying too. Karma and all.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:20 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Orenthal wrote:^We must start a petition for the /shrug emoticon.


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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:25 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Your biggest mistake is thinking I really give a fuck what people on a message board think of me.

Your second biggest is having thin enough skin to throw a hissy fit for me giving you shit about being a rube that posts shit about spiders.

Yes, I came into this stupid thread to make fun of the waste of bandwidth that has no ability to post anyone but go fuck yourself to prove myself smarter than him.

Obviously I couldn't have just been fucking around and you, Mr. I Don't Care About Anyone couldn't have started crying like a bitch about an innocent jab.

Next time you tell someone to go fuck themselves maybe they'll start crying too. Karma and all.


lol. I'm thin skinned? Really?

Listen.... if it was really an innocent jab (it's hard to tell when you're "jabbing" or just acting like an asshole), then I apologize. If i'm wrong i'll be man enough to admit it.

Fair enough?
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:40 pm

So many recent pictures and videos on OWS, but just too much research work... I wouldn't be able to bring the proper amount of effort to the individual posts.

I don't see much merit in spiders as a pet. They are just so creepy.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:45 pm

Orenthal wrote:I don't see much merit in spiders as a pet. They are just so creepy.



I get that. They're not for everyone. I've always liked animals that make other people squirm........ except centipedes. Those should be killed with fire.

And my interest in OWS is waning as we speak.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:56 pm

Ya, fuck centipedes.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:01 am

Nothing I say except shit to the Spins and FUDU's of the world is a sincere jab. Would have thought you would know that now after all these years.

Fuckin christ.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:08 am

Orenthal wrote:So many recent pictures and videos on OWS, but just too much research work... I wouldn't be able to bring the proper amount of effort to the individual posts.



Agreed, people don't appreciate the effort we put in to cherry picking. Shit takes time.

I just have one question about the spider, how big is this thing, I am sure it is in the thread, but I am far to lazy to look.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:11 am

e0y2e3 wrote:Nothing I say except shit to the Spins and FUDU's of the world is a sincere jab. Would have thought you would know that now after all these years.

Fuckin christ.


Ok. From now on everything asshole thing you will be taken as a joke.

Just say "fair enough" and shut your fucking cocksucker.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:12 am

Ziner wrote:
Orenthal wrote:So many recent pictures and videos on OWS, but just too much research work... I wouldn't be able to bring the proper amount of effort to the individual posts.



Agreed, people don't appreciate the effort we put in to cherry picking. Shit takes time.

I just have one question about the spider, how big is this thing, I am sure it is in the thread, but I am far to lazy to look.


Catering to your lazyness.

Almost 6 inches, maximum leg span of 11 inches.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:18 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Almost 6 inches, maximum leg span of 11 inches.


Insert joke here
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:24 am

Penis jokes are always tops.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:20 pm

Your biggest mistake is thinking I really give a fuck what people on a message board think of me.


Nominated for priceless POTY, I mean the lack of self awareness in this statement is epic.

The dude's entire life is based upon cyberspace existence and acceptance. Dude spends as much time on Interweb message boards as any of the rest of us, including the board in which he has publicly criticized the conception of, hell he even created his own special land of him in cyberspace ::doh::

Let alone the insistence on telling us the "important" people he tweets & what he feels they "need to know" from him, along with self pimping of a blog entry, the FYI resume of life updates, and not to mention the long list of long term Internet hissy fits with multiple people on multiple boards. He should be wearing knee pads when he logs in, sheesh.

Mary the virgin mother herself is saying JFC at this point.

...oh CDT, OWS are the creepy spiders of the protest world.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:55 pm

*yawn*

keep baiting FUDU, I don't have the time to deal with you today nor the interest to be honest.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:01 am

I've eaten soft shelled crabs before and would imagine if you dipped that spider in some beer batter and fry it up it might taste pretty close to them. C'mon, think of that brave SOB that ate the first lobster.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:28 am

municipalmutt wrote:I've eaten soft shelled crabs before and would imagine if you dipped that spider in some beer batter and fry it up it might taste pretty close to them. C'mon, think of that brave SOB that ate the first lobster.


Tarantula is supposed to taste like prawns.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:19 pm

My next 2 additions. My first arboreal species too.

Avicularia avicularia: the Pinktoe Tarantula.

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and

Avicularia versicolor: the Antilles Pinktoe. Incredible colors.

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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby pup » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:54 am

Get enough and they would probably be good in a fajita.
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Re: My Next Pet

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:22 am

Come pick one up with your hands. IF YOU DARE! MUHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Fajitas are teh suck.
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