Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:54 pm

peeker643 wrote:
pup wrote:I still cannot believe how many people are defenders of this organization and the way they do things.

What's more amazing than that is anyone fucking stupid enough to throw Santana anything to hit.

With Hafner and Lopez hitting 5th? And a base open there? You have to be fucking kidding me. Santana should lead the freaking league in walks and being stranded.

This offense is brutal.

Brutal beyond belief.

Was on my way back to post that, but the stupid google ads that run some sort of flash player fuck with my computer like a left hander with good stuff fucks with the RH Mash Squad and froze me up a couple of times.

He would be on pace for the ML walk record through 4 games if anyone was paying attention thus far.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:57 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Tripods must be there. THAT's why we are losing. Dude is a walking Tribe hex.

Nah. Not there tonight. Can't blame me.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:58 pm

pup wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
pup wrote:I still cannot believe how many people are defenders of this organization and the way they do things.

What's more amazing than that is anyone fucking stupid enough to throw Santana anything to hit.

With Hafner and Lopez hitting 5th? And a base open there? You have to be fucking kidding me. Santana should lead the freaking league in walks and being stranded.

This offense is brutal.

Brutal beyond belief.

Was on my way back to post that, but the stupid google ads that run some sort of flash player fuck with my computer like a left hander with good stuff fucks with the RH Mash Squad and froze me up a couple of times.

He would be on pace for the ML walk record through 4 games if anyone was paying attention thus far.

Yeah i have the same problem. Are you using Chrome?

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:58 pm

Chrome...yes I am.

ETA: If you tell it to abort, you are usually OK. But I am just dumb enough to not read it all the time and just hit no. Then all hell breaks loose.

by **Symbolic47** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:59 pm

This is so frustrating...

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:00 pm

Symbolic47 wrote:This is so frustrating...

The script thing? I know. You get used to it.

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 pm

Why is Brantley not PHing for Cunningham with the RHP coming in?

by **Symbolic47** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 pm

I know this was a putrid lineup we put out there, but you would think somebody besides Santana could hit the freaking ball.

by **andrew6586** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 pm

pup wrote:
Symbolic47 wrote:This is so frustrating...

The script thing? I know. You get used to it.

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Leftover lasagna and ham from last night. Still freaking delicious.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 pm

Sale is a rough night man. That kid is about 6'6" tall and 95lbs but he's got a helluva future.

Doesn't throw quite as hard but he's about as close an approximation of the Big Unit as I've seen in 15 years.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:03 pm

pup wrote:Chrome...yes I am.

ETA: If you tell it to abort, you are usually OK. But I am just dumb enough to not read it all the time and just hit no. Then all hell breaks loose.

I guess some people who use Chrome get a massive memory leak.

I do the same thing, shit+escape and manually shutdown Shockwave.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:03 pm

EPIC. What an asshole.

by **Symbolic47** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Holy Crap that was an amazing play. WOW!

Shades of Albert Belle.

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Maybe Hafner here?

Oh fuck, we used our catcher as the DH instead of at 1B so we are stuck with Lou.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:05 pm

pup wrote:
What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Burgers and sweet potato fries

by **Symbolic47** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:05 pm

Three hits?

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:07 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
pup wrote:
What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Burgers and sweet potato fries

Nice. Went with burgers and some onion potatoes.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:08 pm

I hate sweet potato fries.

I use Chrome and have no issues.

Well, no issues with the site or the computer anyway. And Chrome isn't really the cause of the other issues.

Those you have to chalk up to genetics, society and my awesomeness.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:09 pm

Didn't expect much from this game anyway. Can't hit most lefty SP, especially not a lanky 6'6" kid with a good slider and a 95 mph fastball.

Just glad Choo doesn't appear to be seriously hurt.

by **drum** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:09 pm

Spaghetti and meatballs with crescent rolls. delicious

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:13 pm

Fried chicken cutlets w/ asparagus, left over au graten potatoes.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:14 pm

peeker643 wrote:I hate sweet potato fries.

You're a cantankerous curmudgeon. I'm not surprised.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:15 pm

Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:17 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

Package him with the asshole who pitched the inning before and maybe you can get some gum or pencil topper erasers.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:17 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

We played this game with Chad Durbin last year and the day never came.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:18 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

Package him with the asshole who pitched the inning before and maybe you can get some gum or pencil topper erasers.

What if they threw in a fuzzy hair troll topper?

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:19 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I hate sweet potato fries.

You're a cantankerous curmudgeon. I'm not surprised.

I am.

But they still suck. My wife and kids love them too. I don't get it.

Now, you wanna do deep fried pickles with a chipotle sauce for dipping? IN!!

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:19 pm

Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:20 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
What if they threw in a fuzzy hair troll topper?

He'd hit cleanup.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:21 pm

And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:22 pm

peeker643 wrote:And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

Traci got one for her birthday in February.

Guess fajitas just weren't cutting it?

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:24 pm

pup wrote:Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

The even more depressing portion of that stat is that, to this point, that's made up of just 21 hits, but 22 walks!

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:24 pm

Nice work Jason Donald. Swing at ball 4 down by 3 in the 8th. Excellent.

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:25 pm

dazindiansfanuk wrote:
pup wrote:Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

The even more depressing portion of that stat is that, to this point, that's made up of just 21 hits, but 22 walks!

Shit, you crazy man. Walks are the goal!!!!

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:25 pm

peeker643 wrote:Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Does one need a separate machine to melt cheese?

by **drum** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:26 pm

In other news there is such a thing as a quesadilla maker. as an easter gift no less.

by **andrew6586** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:27 pm

This lineup needs Chris and Bobby Brown. At least they can hit the hell out of something.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:27 pm

pup wrote:
peeker643 wrote:And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

Traci got one for her birthday in February.

Guess fajitas just weren't cutting it?

Guessing you guys already had a Belgian waffle maker and a juicer on the counter?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:27 pm

Fajitas are awful.

by **andrew6586** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:29 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Fajitas are awful.

YOU'RE AWFUL. They are delicious.

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:29 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Fajitas are awful.

Shut your mouth.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:31 pm

Feeling like today's the day we even up the Chris Perez 3-run blown save from the Opener.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Does one need a separate machine to melt cheese?

Beats a fuckin' Easter Lily I guess.

You can't eat an Easter Lily. FACT.

Of course you can't eat a quesadilla maker either.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Oh, and on another note, will someone go bash the Ganley Man in the face with a steel beam until he's braindead?

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:32 pm

21 hits in 44 innings at the plate for the offense...... yep, Rally time.... ha!

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Oh I see how it is. A man can't even be anti fajita in 'Murrica.

I feel like Ozzie. But I ain't apologizing.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:34 pm

And who the fuck gets presents for Easter?

by **pup** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:34 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Oh I see how it is. A man can't even be anti fajita in 'Murrica.

I feel like Ozzie. But I ain't apologizing.

You are forgiven.

by **peeker643** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:37 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And who the fuck gets presents for Easter?

Her old lady gave her something other than an ass-ache and a hard time. I'm not gonna complain.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:41 pm

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