Tribe vs. Pale Hose: 04.09.12

[pup]

I still cannot believe how many people are defenders of this organization and the way they do things.

What's more amazing than that is anyone fucking stupid enough to throw Santana anything to hit.

With Hafner and Lopez hitting 5th? And a base open there? You have to be fucking kidding me. Santana should lead the freaking league in walks and being stranded.


This offense is brutal.

Brutal beyond belief.

Was on my way back to post that, but the stupid google ads that run some sort of flash player fuck with my computer like a left hander with good stuff fucks with the RH Mash Squad and froze me up a couple of times.

He would be on pace for the ML walk record through 4 games if anyone was paying attention thus far.

[skatingtripods]

Tripods must be there. THAT's why we are losing. Dude is a walking Tribe hex.

Nah. Not there tonight. Can't blame me.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I still cannot believe how many people are defenders of this organization and the way they do things.

What's more amazing than that is anyone fucking stupid enough to throw Santana anything to hit.

With Hafner and Lopez hitting 5th? And a base open there? You have to be fucking kidding me. Santana should lead the freaking league in walks and being stranded.


This offense is brutal.

Brutal beyond belief.

Was on my way back to post that, but the stupid google ads that run some sort of flash player fuck with my computer like a left hander with good stuff fucks with the RH Mash Squad and froze me up a couple of times.

He would be on pace for the ML walk record through 4 games if anyone was paying attention thus far.

Yeah i have the same problem. Are you using Chrome?

[pup]

Chrome...yes I am.


ETA: If you tell it to abort, you are usually OK. But I am just dumb enough to not read it all the time and just hit no. Then all hell breaks loose.

[Symbolic47]

This is so frustrating...

[pup]

This is so frustrating...

The script thing? I know. You get used to it.

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

[dazindiansfanuk]

Why is Brantley not PHing for Cunningham with the RHP coming in?

[Symbolic47]

I know this was a putrid lineup we put out there, but you would think somebody besides Santana could hit the freaking ball.

[andrew6586]

This is so frustrating...

The script thing? I know. You get used to it.

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Leftover lasagna and ham from last night. Still freaking delicious.

[peeker643]

Sale is a rough night man. That kid is about 6'6" tall and 95lbs but he's got a helluva future.

Doesn't throw quite as hard but he's about as close an approximation of the Big Unit as I've seen in 15 years.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Chrome...yes I am.


ETA: If you tell it to abort, you are usually OK. But I am just dumb enough to not read it all the time and just hit no. Then all hell breaks loose.

I guess some people who use Chrome get a massive memory leak.

I do the same thing, shit+escape and manually shutdown Shockwave.

[Erie Warrior]

EPIC. What an asshole.

[Symbolic47]

Holy Crap that was an amazing play. WOW!

Shades of Albert Belle.

[pup]

Maybe Hafner here?

Oh fuck, we used our catcher as the DH instead of at 1B so we are stuck with Lou.

[Erie Warrior]

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Burgers and sweet potato fries

[Symbolic47]

Three hits?

[pup]

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Burgers and sweet potato fries

Nice. Went with burgers and some onion potatoes.

[peeker643]

I hate sweet potato fries.

I use Chrome and have no issues.

Well, no issues with the site or the computer anyway. And Chrome isn't really the cause of the other issues.

Those you have to chalk up to genetics, society and my awesomeness.

[skatingtripods]

Didn't expect much from this game anyway. Can't hit most lefty SP, especially not a lanky 6'6" kid with a good slider and a 95 mph fastball.

Just glad Choo doesn't appear to be seriously hurt.

[drum]

Spaghetti and meatballs with crescent rolls. delicious

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Fried chicken cutlets w/ asparagus, left over au graten potatoes.

[Erie Warrior]

I hate sweet potato fries.

You're a cantankerous curmudgeon. I'm not surprised.

[skatingtripods]

Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

[Erie Warrior]

Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

Package him with the asshole who pitched the inning before and maybe you can get some gum or pencil topper erasers.

[peeker643]

Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

We played this game with Chad Durbin last year and the day never came.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Guess the date Dan Wheeler gets DFA'd?

Package him with the asshole who pitched the inning before and maybe you can get some gum or pencil topper erasers.

What if they threw in a fuzzy hair troll topper?

[peeker643]

I hate sweet potato fries.

You're a cantankerous curmudgeon. I'm not surprised.

I am.

But they still suck. My wife and kids love them too. I don't get it.

Now, you wanna do deep fried pickles with a chipotle sauce for dipping? IN!!

[pup]

Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

[Erie Warrior]

What if they threw in a fuzzy hair troll topper?

He'd hit cleanup.

[peeker643]

And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

[pup]

And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

Traci got one for her birthday in February.

Guess fajitas just weren't cutting it?

[dazindiansfanuk]

Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

The even more depressing portion of that stat is that, to this point, that's made up of just 21 hits, but 22 walks!

[skatingtripods]

Nice work Jason Donald. Swing at ball 4 down by 3 in the 8th. Excellent.

[pup]

Stat of the night, via DiaTribe on Twitter

Opposing pitchers currently own a 0.81 WHIP versus Indians.

The even more depressing portion of that stat is that, to this point, that's made up of just 21 hits, but 22 walks!

Shit, you crazy man. Walks are the goal!!!!

[Erie Warrior]

Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Does one need a separate machine to melt cheese?

[drum]

In other news there is such a thing as a quesadilla maker. as an easter gift no less.

[andrew6586]

This lineup needs Chris and Bobby Brown. At least they can hit the hell out of something.

[skatingtripods]

And for dinner tonight I had cheese and tomato quesadillas because, for some fucked up reason, Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Don't ask.

Hoping it's early onset dementia.

Traci got one for her birthday in February.

Guess fajitas just weren't cutting it?

Guessing you guys already had a Belgian waffle maker and a juicer on the counter?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Fajitas are awful.

[andrew6586]

Fajitas are awful.

YOU'RE AWFUL. They are delicious.

[pup]

Fajitas are awful.

Shut your mouth.

[skatingtripods]

Feeling like today's the day we even up the Chris Perez 3-run blown save from the Opener.

[peeker643]

Lisa's mom gave her a quesadilla maker for Easter.

Does one need a separate machine to melt cheese?

Beats a fuckin' Easter Lily I guess.

You can't eat an Easter Lily. FACT.

Of course you can't eat a quesadilla maker either.

[skatingtripods]

Oh, and on another note, will someone go bash the Ganley Man in the face with a steel beam until he's braindead?

[dazindiansfanuk]

21 hits in 44 innings at the plate for the offense...... yep, Rally time.... ha!

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Oh I see how it is. A man can't even be anti fajita in 'Murrica.

I feel like Ozzie. But I ain't apologizing.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

And who the fuck gets presents for Easter?

[pup]

Oh I see how it is. A man can't even be anti fajita in 'Murrica.

I feel like Ozzie. But I ain't apologizing.

You are forgiven.

[peeker643]

And who the fuck gets presents for Easter?

Her old lady gave her something other than an ass-ache and a hard time. I'm not gonna complain.

[Erie Warrior]

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