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Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Triple-S » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:29 am

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.


Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby swerb » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:09 am

Very well done.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby jb » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:06 am

Just another whiney impatient so-called fan butt hurt by not getting RG3.

Now can I get that ML avitar and be in the club? :thumb up:
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Hikohadon » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:18 am

jb wrote:Just another whiney impatient so-called fan butt hurt by not getting RG3.

Now can I get that ML avitar and be in the club? :thumb up:


Nope. There is a huge difference between Polk's humorous complaints and the whiny butt-hurtedness that pervades the fanbase.

If you write a 500 word compare/contrast dissertation on the subject, then you too can join the Fraternity of Really Arrogant People (FRAP).
It's only progress if you eventually get somewhere.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby jb » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:21 am

Hikohadon wrote:
jb wrote:Just another whiney impatient so-called fan butt hurt by not getting RG3.

Now can I get that ML avitar and be in the club? :thumb up:


Nope. There is a huge difference between Polk's humorous complaints and the whiny butt-hurtedness that pervades the fanbase.

If you write a 500 word compare/contrast dissertation on the subject, then you too can join the Fraternity of Really Arrogant People (FRAP).



Meh, your father and I FOUNED Bushwood.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Hikohadon » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:31 am

My father... never liked you.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:49 pm

Jesus H. Christ on a Pogo Stick, this guy captures the Cleveland Zeitgeist.

Hilarious.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby justmebd » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:41 pm

I think my favorite part is when he said his checkbook was in a rebuilding mode and that everyone needs to be patient.

I am SOOOOO going to use that line somewhere.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby fairvis » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:54 pm

The finger on the pulse of the tortured....
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:20 pm

The franchise is hilarious pile of FAIL. I don't need to be patient, they're going to be shit forever.

I'd rather burn my money than give one dime to these scumbag thieves working for this pathetic shitbomb organization.

Browns FO/Management, please die in a car fire, preferably one I can watch and point and laugh.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:32 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote: I don't need to be patient, they're going to be shit forever.



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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Cease » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:21 pm

Saw Last Call last night at the Grog Shop. So nice to laugh out loud for 45 mins, a refreshing night, and a well spent $8.

Polk is strong in that group. Such confidence. Rest of the crew solid as well.
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:07 am

I think his math is off on those preseason games. Only two are at home...

COME ON MAN!
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Re: Mike Polk strikes again

Unread postby OldDawg » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:51 pm

Orenthal wrote:I think his math is off on those preseason games. Only two are at home...

COME ON MAN!

Thought he had it right.
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