A Peeker Free Week

[jb]

The Weekend Wrap indicates Brian is gone for a week.

How do you plan to celebrate?

I look forward to a 40% reduction in the forum's use of emoticons, a 78.6% reduction in moral high ground, and the rest I'll get at night not having to stay up awaiting sleeper draft reports of prospects like Steve Hill.

<---- ruing the 40% reduction

[peeker643]

The Weekend Wrap indicates Brian is gone for a week.

How do you plan to celebrate?

I look forward to a 40% reduction in the forum's use of emoticons, a 78.6% reduction in moral high ground, and the rest I'll get at night not having to stay up awaiting sleeper draft reports of prospects like Steve Hill.

<---- ruing the 40% reduction

While I'm gone I'll lean more heavily on this place and the prospect reviews to fill the void of my actual family. You mean that much to me.

But preparation for the trip and the need to spend a bit more time with the kids and their soccer/volleyballs before leaving left slightly less time for my weekly crapicle.

Fear not. I'll be here and guiding you through your day.

Things would be easier if you bought my WWPD bracelet.

[pup]

The Weekend Wrap indicates Brian is gone for a week.

How do you plan to celebrate?

I look forward to a 40% reduction in the forum's use of emoticons, a 78.6% reduction in moral high ground, and the rest I'll get at night not having to stay up awaiting sleeper draft reports of prospects like Steve Hill.

<---- ruing the 40% reduction

Wait. You read The Wrap?

[jb]

The Weekend Wrap indicates Brian is gone for a week.

How do you plan to celebrate?

I look forward to a 40% reduction in the forum's use of emoticons, a 78.6% reduction in moral high ground, and the rest I'll get at night not having to stay up awaiting sleeper draft reports of prospects like Steve Hill.

<---- ruing the 40% reduction

Wait. You read The Wrap?

I try to get Brian's hits up. But I feel cheated he's here this week. Bait & switch.

[peeker643]

The Weekend Wrap indicates Brian is gone for a week.

How do you plan to celebrate?

I look forward to a 40% reduction in the forum's use of emoticons, a 78.6% reduction in moral high ground, and the rest I'll get at night not having to stay up awaiting sleeper draft reports of prospects like Steve Hill.

<---- ruing the 40% reduction

Wait. You read The Wrap?

I try to get Brian's hits up. But I feel cheated he's here this week. Bait & switch.

My hits are going to go up alright. My swings and my hits both.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Good.

I'm glad he's gone.

I didn't want to say this, but boy what an asshole that guy was.

Always having a stupid and wrong opinion and expressing it all willy-nilly. Ridiculous.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get eaten by a Pterodactyl.

[Larvell Blanks]

Good.

I'm glad he's gone.

I didn't want to say this, but boy what an asshole that guy was.

Always having a stupid and wrong opinion and expressing it all willy-nilly. Ridiculous.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get eaten by a Pterodactyl.

He won't be gone long enough to be eaten by a Pterodactyl. While being a carnivore, they ate fish, insects, and small lizards. It would take entirely too long for one of them to eat up Peeker. Up to a weeks worth of being eaten bit by bit would be torturous, is Peeker really that much of an asshole to have THAT wished upon him?

[peeker643]

Good.

I'm glad he's gone.

I didn't want to say this, but boy what an asshole that guy was.

Always having a stupid and wrong opinion and expressing it all willy-nilly. Ridiculous.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get eaten by a Pterodactyl.

He won't be gone long enough to be eaten by a Pterodactyl. While being a carnivore, they ate fish, insects, and small lizards. It would take entirely too long for one of them to eat up Peeker. Up to a weeks worth of being eaten bit by bit would be torturous, is Peeker really that much of an asshole to have THAT wished upon him?

It'd go faster if all of you ate me.

[jb]

Good.

I'm glad he's gone.

I didn't want to say this, but boy what an asshole that guy was.

Always having a stupid and wrong opinion and expressing it all willy-nilly. Ridiculous.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get eaten by a Pterodactyl.

He won't be gone long enough to be eaten by a Pterodactyl. While being a carnivore, they ate fish, insects, and small lizards. It would take entirely too long for one of them to eat up Peeker. Up to a weeks worth of being eaten bit by bit would be torturous, is Peeker really that much of an asshole to have THAT wished upon him?

Nuh uh. I saw Jurrasic Park 3.

[FUDU]

That was an awful lot of peeker for a peeker free week.

Just sayin.

[skatingtripods]

That was an awful lot of peeker for a peeker free week.

Just sayin.

TCF is his crack pipe. Just can't shake us.

[jb]

That was an awful lot of peeker for a peeker free week.

Just sayin.

I know. Epic disappointment, right?

[FUDU]

I've been racking my brain trying to figure out the best way to analogize the experience that is knowing peeker.

So far I've come up with:

It's like sunburn. There's a point where it hurts a little, but once you start peeling it off you can't stop.

The feeling you get in your stomach about a half hour after scarfing down a Romanburger. It sure is good going down, but...

Waiting in line for two hours for a roller coaster ride that lasts 90 seconds.

[peeker643]

As long as you're thinking about me...

[FUDU]

You're my OWS.

[jb]

I've been racking my brain trying to figure out the best way to analogize the experience that is knowing peeker.

So far I've come up with:

It's like sunburn. There's a point where it hurts a little, but once you start peeling it off you can't stop.

The feeling you get in your stomach about a half hour after scarfing down a Romanburger. It sure is good going down, but...

Waiting in line for two hours for a roller coaster ride that lasts 90 seconds.

I missed the seguay in this thread when it morphed into "Know how I know you're gay".

Uh, no I didn't.