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Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby RedDawg53 » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:18 pm

Thought I mention this since he is a big part in Cleveland sports history... hope he fully recovers


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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby jb » Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:28 pm

RedDawg53 wrote:Thought I mention this since he is a big part in Cleveland sports history... hope he fully recovers


http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1049622



Dork.

He should leave the trampoline to The Juggies.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby bookelly » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:18 pm

I bet this voids his contract. What a dumbass. Hope he's ok though.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby Adverb Harry » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:48 pm

So, I'm thinking: how do we get A-Rod onto one of those things?

I say just put a washed-up blond actress on it as bait and we're all set.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby leadpipe » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:02 pm

Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:43 pm

leadpipe wrote:Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.


On the other hand, he did name the kid Karter...with a "K".

So...hard to say how much he actually gives a shit about the kid and how much he just likes jumping on trampolines.

That being said, color me surprised that this happened on a trampoline. That shit never happens on those things. If he was smart he would have pushed it close to the side of a pool to bounce into. Can't think of a single thing that could have gone wrong if he'd done that. Live and learn I guess.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby leadpipe » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:14 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.


On the other hand, he did name the kid Karter...with a "K".

So...hard to say how much he actually gives a shit about the kid and how much he just likes jumping on trampolines.

That being said, color me surprised that this happened on a trampoline. That shit never happens on those things. If he was smart he would have pushed it close to the side of a pool to bounce into. Can't think of a single thing that could have gone wrong if he'd done that. Live and learn I guess.


A pitcher naming his kids something that begins with a K is the height of douchedom, but again, at least he can remember his name.

And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:03 pm

leadpipe wrote:And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.


I really kan't think of an actual serious scissor injury. Trampolines, on the other hand, have produced dozens of compound fracture videos on youtube.

Honestly, the thing that goes best with a trampoline is a $200 above ground swimming pool. Nothing says class like a 12' dead grass ring in your yard.

Except maybe a compound ankle fracture that ruins you chances at PLAYING A GAME FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:30 am

Cromartie just had 3 more kids in the time it took me to type this.
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Re: Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

Unread postby WiscTribeFan » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:41 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
leadpipe wrote:And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.


I really kan't think of an actual serious scissor injury. Trampolines, on the other hand, have produced dozens of compound fracture videos on youtube.

Honestly, the thing that goes best with a trampoline is a $200 above ground swimming pool. Nothing says class like a 12' dead grass ring in your yard.

Except maybe a compound ankle fracture that ruins you chances at PLAYING A GAME FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.


Try telling your insurance agent that you just bought a trampoline and see how quickly they don't renew your homeowner's policy, ditto on owning a Rottweiler.

I read that he wound up losing a 'life threatening' amount of blood due to this injury.
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