Joba Chamberlain seriously hurt

[RedDawg53]

Thought I mention this since he is a big part in Cleveland sports history... hope he fully recovers


http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1049622

[jb]

Thought I mention this since he is a big part in Cleveland sports history... hope he fully recovers


http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1049622

Dork.

He should leave the trampoline to The Juggies.

[bookelly]

I bet this voids his contract. What a dumbass. Hope he's ok though.

[Adverb Harry]

So, I'm thinking: how do we get A-Rod onto one of those things?

I say just put a washed-up blond actress on it as bait and we're all set.

[leadpipe]

Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.

[motherscratcher]

Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.

On the other hand, he did name the kid Karter...with a "K".

So...hard to say how much he actually gives a shit about the kid and how much he just likes jumping on trampolines.

That being said, color me surprised that this happened on a trampoline. That shit never happens on those things. If he was smart he would have pushed it close to the side of a pool to bounce into. Can't think of a single thing that could have gone wrong if he'd done that. Live and learn I guess.

[leadpipe]

Shoulda learned from TO, Ochcinco, and the host of other professional athletes that ignore their kids, and this woulda never happened.

Hell, a guy like Antonio Cromartie can't even recall all the names of his four, four year olds, you think he's cockin' around with em' on a trampoline.

On the other hand, he did name the kid Karter...with a "K".

So...hard to say how much he actually gives a shit about the kid and how much he just likes jumping on trampolines.

That being said, color me surprised that this happened on a trampoline. That shit never happens on those things. If he was smart he would have pushed it close to the side of a pool to bounce into. Can't think of a single thing that could have gone wrong if he'd done that. Live and learn I guess.

A pitcher naming his kids something that begins with a K is the height of douchedom, but again, at least he can remember his name.

And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.

[Erie Warrior]

And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.

I really kan't think of an actual serious scissor injury. Trampolines, on the other hand, have produced dozens of compound fracture videos on youtube.

Honestly, the thing that goes best with a trampoline is a $200 above ground swimming pool. Nothing says class like a 12' dead grass ring in your yard.

Except maybe a compound ankle fracture that ruins you chances at PLAYING A GAME FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Cromartie just had 3 more kids in the time it took me to type this.

[WiscTribeFan]

And you're correct amount trampoline safety, yet people keep giving their kids those things. Might as well have scissors races at the birthday party.

I really kan't think of an actual serious scissor injury. Trampolines, on the other hand, have produced dozens of compound fracture videos on youtube.

Honestly, the thing that goes best with a trampoline is a $200 above ground swimming pool. Nothing says class like a 12' dead grass ring in your yard.

Except maybe a compound ankle fracture that ruins you chances at PLAYING A GAME FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

Try telling your insurance agent that you just bought a trampoline and see how quickly they don't renew your homeowner's policy, ditto on owning a Rottweiler.

I read that he wound up losing a 'life threatening' amount of blood due to this injury.