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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby swerb » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:00 pm

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peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid

This is by far the worst starting rotation I've ever had on a Strat team.

My five hole hitter is Kevin Bass. I already know I have one of Matt Williams "meh" cards.

Bonds and the bullpen. We'll see what happens. This team is growing on me a little. Of course, one sweep and I'll hate them.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:19 pm

swerb wrote:This is by far the worst starting rotation I've ever had on a Strat team.

My five hole hitter is Kevin Bass. I already know I have one of Matt Williams "meh" cards.

Bonds and the bullpen. We'll see what happens. This team is growing on me a little. Of course, the forthcoming sweep on the 23rd and I'll hate them.


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Yourself, go fuck.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:05 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid


I'm actually 5-1. I swept the greek god of strat, all 1-run games.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:27 pm

gotribe31 wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid


I'm actually 5-1. I swept the greek god of strat, all 1-run games.

Small sample size.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:37 pm

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gotribe31 wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid


I'm actually 5-1. I swept the greek god of strat, all 1-run games.

Small sample size.


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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:57 pm

There is no way Al and Mother aren't related, it's just not possible. Al has to be the semi-competant big brother of the moron dentist or something.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:16 pm

e0y2e3 wrote: Al has to be the semi-competant big brother......



That's easily the nicest thing you've ever said about Al.

Or anyone actually.

Made me misty.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:20 pm

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:20 pm

I mean, AL is every bit the nob mother is, but he *atleast* has that "brings something to the table and follows the minor leagues for us* thing going for him. Mother is just, well, useless.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:54 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I mean, AL is every bit the nob mother is, but he *atleast* has that "brings something to the table and follows the minor leagues for us* thing going for him. Mother is just, well, useless.


That's why I'm sad that mother doesn't write anything any more.

That column gave his idiocy a purpose.

Now he's just a garden-variety idiot.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:57 pm

I dunno, I read that column once and I felt my brain cells dying.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:00 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I dunno, I read that column once and I felt my brain cells dying.


You read it more than once.

And I loved that column. It was like two old alzheimer patients arguing with each other yet it was just one writer!!
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:10 pm

Do you think mother's parents just locked him in the basement out of shame for the duration of his childhood?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby pup » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:23 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Do you think mother's parents just locked him in the basement out of shame for the duration of his childhood?


He probably did it for them. Stoopid door locks.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:25 pm

Depends on when they recognized what they had on their hands.

If they were sharp they never brought him home from the hospital.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:28 pm

What the fuck?

What happened here?

If I didn't know how cool you guys really think I am you would have hurt my feelings here.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:46 pm

motherscratcher wrote:What the fuck?

What happened here?

If I didn't know how cool you guys really think I am you would have hurt my feelings here.


Please don't ask me to split the mother-bashing from this thread into another one because there'd be two posts here and you'd hate the name of the thread I started to house these posts.

I don't have a name in mind but you should probably know it'd be somewhat derogatory.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:50 pm

motherscratcher wrote:What the fuck?

What happened here?

If I didn't know how cool you guys really think I am you would have hurt my feelings here.



And by the way, just so there's no question, you're one of my top 3 all-time favorite TCF board members.

Macphisto and dnosco are still just ahead of ya, but you're in the mix. ;-) ;) :wink:

We'll drink a beer at the draft party. I'll buy. Then we're even.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:53 pm

If you took The Phist and choked off his air supply for a solid fifteen minutes then brought him back to life you'd get mother.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:00 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:If you took The Phist and choked off his air supply for a solid fifteen minutes then brought him back to life you'd get mother.


The Phist was unintentionally funny. In fact, he probably cried himself to sleep at night if someone laughed at him.

They both share the same mastery of technology though.

;-) ;) :wink:


ETA- If I choked the life out of MacPhisto there' be no way, reason or inclination for trying to bring him back to life.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:03 pm

I've heard you talk about Macphisto before, but he was before my time here. He must have been pretty cool dude if you are comparing him to me.

You guys must have really liked him.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:52 pm

Where are the goddamn nightly results for this league?!?!?!?!

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:59 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I've heard you talk about Macphisto before, but he was before my time here. He must have been pretty cool dude if you are comparing him to me.

You guys must have really liked him.


We loved him so much he couldn't take it and he bailed.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:02 pm

peeker643 wrote:Where are the goddamn nightly results for this league?!?!?!?!

Assholes.


http://fantasygames.sportingnews.com/stratomatic/league/standings.html

Small sample size.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:36 am

I have the worst bullpen in the history of organized baseball. Also, I somehow got the Lee Stevens that played for the Indians after the Bartolo Colon deal. He was hitting below .100 going into this mornings games against Swerb.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:14 pm

Big game tonight peeker between the Tribe and Orioles.

Tonight is the ring presentation from last year's WS and mo's first shot at revenge.

Do you want me to sign you up for FREE text, email and phone call updates through my strat app?

Up to the minute updates of any game you want, you can feel like your are a part of the live action.

Or do you just want me to call you around 4am so you know just what foot to start your day on?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:45 pm

FUDU wrote:Big game tonight peeker between the Tribe and Orioles.

Tonight is the ring presentation from last year's WS and mo's first shot at revenge.

Do you want me to sign you up for FREE text, email and phone call updates through my strat app?

Up to the minute updates of any game you want, you can feel like your are a part of the live action.

Or do you just want me to call you around 4am so you know just what foot to start your day on?


None of you technological giants can give the updates in here daily? Is there that much shame? I can't see anything other than the league I was in from that link above.

If you call me I will blow a whistle in your ear. So feel free to call at least twice.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:13 pm

Swerb Giants are still in front of his division at a legit 15-9.

Als Rangers are leading my division with a 14-10 record, despite all manner is nincompoopery. I'm still not convinced Al knows the season started.

I'm in Als division in last place with a 9-15 record. This despite the fact that I've score 2 more runs than I've given up...the same as Al.

Jumbos Yankees lead all teams with a 16-8 record. FUDUs Orioles are an even 12-12, but I have to grudgingly admit that his team is performing better than that.

The most wonderful surprise of the season, thus far, is Madre, who is managing the Braves. You know, the Braves with the best record of the 90s? And Madre, the asshat who couldn't be bothered to get his team in on time, delaying us for an entire week? Yeah him.

He's 4-20. That's almost impossible. In 24 games he has scored 57 runs and given up 147. It's astounding. The only disappointing thing is that it will come to an end soon. It has to. This cannot persist, no matter how much we all want it to.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:14 pm

Om def. So blow away you blower you.

I took 2 of 3 from the Red Sox last night, managed by one of the Tarzan's of the strat world.

Overall the 3 strat Gods are not having much such success, yet.

Jumbo is doing well with the Yankees, Madre not so much at 4-20 with the Braves. Watch Rich no hit him tonight.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby swerb » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 pm

Gonna rest some guys tonight with Madre's 4-20 Braves in town. Going with the Marvin Bernard, Darren Lewis, and Deion Sanders outfield. Prime Time in the leadoff spot.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:45 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Als Rangers are leading my division with a 14-10 record, despite all manner is nincompoopery. I'm still not convinced Al knows the season started.

I'm in Als division in last place with a 9-15 record. This despite the fact that I've score 2 more runs than I've given up...the same as Al.


Nope, it's the Dodgers in first at 15-9. Why? We've allowed the second-fewest earned runs. It ain't our league-average offense!

That makes it my division, not Al's. For the moment.

And the difference between you and the Rangers is their 7-1 record in one-run games and your 2-7 mark in such contests.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:59 pm

Mea culpa - GHCS is correct. He is leading the division ahead of both me and Al, which does in fact make it his division.

I made that post off the top of my head. I just remembered Als record because it pisses me off.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:15 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Mea culpa - GHCS is correct. He is leading the division ahead of both me and Al, which does in fact make it his division.

I made that post off the top of my head. I just remembered Als record because it pisses me off.


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Unread postby FUDU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:17 pm

LOL.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:28 pm

Lee Stevens has an OPS of .294. Read that again...OPS. Not batting average, OPS. How is that even possible? I'm relatively sure that I could drag my ass into the batters box in the majors right now, bad back and all, and post a .350 OPS.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:35 pm

Fernando Valenzuela, at age 51, is posting and ERA of 1.82, and has a WHIP of .64. Not to mention is making $1,590,000.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

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Unread postby swerb » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:06 am

Classic. Swept by the 4-20 Braves, and no hit by Smoltz.
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Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:26 am

swerb wrote:Classic. Swept by the 4-20 Braves, and no hit by Smoltz.


Yeah...can't say I saw that one coming. Wasn't Smoltz's ERA over 10 going into that game?
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:44 am

Fun fact: since Swerb's embarrassing performance last night, Madre is now 7-20...and outperforming his expected W/L by 2 games.

Meanwhile, just in case anyone didn't notice, I beat FUDU 2 out of 3 last night. And he was lucky to win 1.
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Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:57 am

Bravos injured four Giants in one game, too. Guess they were pissed.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:22 am

swerb wrote:Classic. Swept by the 4-20 Braves, and no hit by Smoltz.



Now it's real!!!

That's awesome. Not for you, of course. But for everyone not named you.

Be so much better were it FUDU on the other end of Madre's sweep.
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Unread postby Jumbo » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:32 am

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Bravos injured four Giants in one game, too. Guess they were pissed.


And I have the Giants next. :guns:

Looking forward to taking on the double play combo of Deion Sanders and Mark Lewis.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:41 pm

Classic night of strat.

Rich gets FUDU'd on top of the embarrassing sweep and injuries.

Meanwhile mo always has an excuse for why he couldn't get a sweep.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby swerb » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:25 pm

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GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Bravos injured four Giants in one game, too. Guess they were pissed.


And I have the Giants next. :guns:

Looking forward to taking on the double play combo of Deion Sanders and Mark Lewis.

The good part about my rampant injuries, I pretty much know which cards I am using for 5 of my 9 offensive regulars now. Got a good card for Kent, pretty good card for Matt Williams, Aurilia's best card, Manwarings best card (not saying much), and likely one of Kevin Bass's better cards.

And Terry Effing Mulholland and Jason Schmidt are pitching like '01 Big Unit and Curt Schilling.

No one eating fried chicken and drinking beer in my clubhouse. My guys are focused. And pissed after the no-no by Smoltzie and the ensuing embarrassing sweep by Madre.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:41 pm

I was this close to ditching Smoltz / Smith and going with Maddux and a five-man and this happens.

Now I guess Smoltz will go back to 10+ ERA for the next six games just to spite me.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:44 pm

FYI peeker, last two nights I've swept the White Sox (run by strat god) and took 2 of 3 from some high powered banker running a team in San Fran.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:51 pm

FUDU wrote:FYI peeker, last two nights I've swept the White Sox (run by strat god) and took 2 of 3 from some high powered banker running a team in San Fran.


I knew when you posted you had to have had a decent night or two.

Otherwise you're as rare as a $3 bill around here.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:59 pm

I knew when you replied it was something completely negative or in envy.

Typical pe0e2k3er.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby tbone » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:37 pm

Here you go, Peeker.

I've had starts comparable to this but never keep it going.

My pitching's gotta get it together. Both Clemens (9.13mil, 3-3 6.59 ERA/1.67WHIP) and Dave Stewart (3.17m 3-4, 6.52/1.75) have each recently survived their "if you blow this, you're gone" start, all the while being out-pitched by my .99m, 4th (of a 4-man rotation) starter Stottlemyre.

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