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Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:26 pm

Sec 119, Row 16, Seats 5&6. For sale this season only as the youngest has spring and fall seasons that have per practicing, traveling and playing on Sundays this fall and I'm not missing all of that.


Asking only face value plus the $4 service charge for a grand total of $1004

PM if interested as renewals are due Mar 1st.


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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:39 pm

Hammer for sale to hit self in nuts. $10 or best offer.
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:49 pm

gotribe31 wrote:Hammer for sale to hit self in nuts. $10 or best offer.



I'll give you $20 if I can hit you in the nuts with the hammer.

I don't want to sell these tickets to a broker and have the bleachers further infested with assholes wearing the away teams' jerseys. The assholes who wear the home jerseys get first chance.

But the ticket broker will pay $1500 for the tickets. And I will sell them to that dude if no one wants them on the places I post it.


By the way, purchasing these tickets also entitles the buyer to the right to purchase playoff tickets to the new Browns first ever home playoff game when the fellas go 11-5 and win the division. Just saying...

And the buyer gets right of first refusal for 2013 if I find I like not being down there on Sundays.
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:08 pm

I kid, but if I wasn't already splitting Wismar's package, I'd be in on this.

Wait, that didn't come out right...
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:18 pm

gotribe31 wrote:I kid, but if I wasn't already splitting Wismar's package, I'd be in on this.

Wait, that didn't come out right...


What you and Dan do in your time as consenting adults is none of my business. Don't see why you two couldn't use the tickets though.....
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:59 am

Do the seats come with the black guy in the brown hat staring at you the whole time?
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:28 am

skatingtripods wrote:Do the seats come with the black guy in the brown hat staring at you the whole time?


Ha! You see that dude? All the characters are included.

And there are some.
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:43 pm

YOU CAN'T CONTAIN THE ENTHUSIASM FOR THESE TICKETS!!!!!

I FEEL THE ENERGY IN THIS THREAD!!!!

You should give them to mother for free so he can experience the Kevin Kolb era horror show first hand. It would be a fitting punishment for his existence.
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby swerb » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:04 pm

Like buying a stock right before a big earnings report.

You buy these tickets from Peeker now and the Browns deal up for RG3, you can resell em to someone else for 2x the value before he even mails em to you.

They end up with Justin Blackmon and Kevin Kolb and you'll be pushpinning them into a Muni Lot telephone poll by early November.
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:35 pm

That's actually a damn good analogy. Should probably move this to the gambling forum, eh?
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby peeker643 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:59 pm

I already sold 'em. Forgot about this thread myself. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: Browns Season Tix For Sale

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:26 pm

Damn! I was ready to give you $1003.
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