It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

[motherscratcher]

Ten bucks by the time mother removes his head from his ass and gets this league started he's fully addicted to nitrous from all of the self medicating needed to calm his nervousness about what time is placed in the center when....

You don't think he's addicted to something already?

Could that possibly be his normal, unaltered brain chemmistry we see in play every post?

Christ... that scares me more than one of my daughters coming home and saying, "Dad, do you guys still have my old crib somewhere...."

It is my normal, unaltered brain "chemmistry" on full display here.

That is my curse. It will be decades, possibly centuries, before people can look back to recognize and appreciate the true genius emanating from my keyboard on a daily basis that the lot of you are ill equiped to comprehend...much less understand.

It's not your fault.

[motherscratcher]

Crap, was going to check in last night but got distracted handling family PC repair duties. I'll check in tonight and get the Braves rolling.

Don't enter too soon. You are in the west. That means that the east and central both have to be completely loaded or you will be in the wrong division.

As soon as T-Bone enters his team will fill the remaining spot in the east. Then GHCS can jump back in and it will fill the central. After that, you and the other 3 can enter your teams and it will fill the west. Make sense?

You can get your team and pick your players and rank them. You can get everything ready right up to the point were it says "join a league". Stop there and check to make sure the east and central are completely full before you join.

The fucking Rubik's Cube of on-line statomatic leagues.

I can do a rubik's cube in under a minute. Really

[peeker643]

Crap, was going to check in last night but got distracted handling family PC repair duties. I'll check in tonight and get the Braves rolling.

Don't enter too soon. You are in the west. That means that the east and central both have to be completely loaded or you will be in the wrong division.

As soon as T-Bone enters his team will fill the remaining spot in the east. Then GHCS can jump back in and it will fill the central. After that, you and the other 3 can enter your teams and it will fill the west. Make sense?

You can get your team and pick your players and rank them. You can get everything ready right up to the point were it says "join a league". Stop there and check to make sure the east and central are completely full before you join.

The fucking Rubik's Cube of on-line statomatic leagues.

I can do a rubik's cube in under a minute. Really

I bet. I also bet it would take you 5 confusing days to tell someone else how to do it.

[FUDU]

mo there isn't a chance in hell you can do Rubik's Cube quicker than me.

[motherscratcher]

mo there isn't a chance in hell you can do Rubik's Cube quicker than me.

I refuse to get into a "who can do the Rubik's Cube faster" war with anyone. People around here already think I'm a weirdo and a dork.

Besides, it would be pointless because there's no chance in hell you can cube faster than me so there's no point discussing it.

[FUDU]

mo there isn't a chance in hell you can do Rubik's Cube quicker than me.

I refuse to get into a "who can do the Rubik's Cube faster" war with anyone. People around here already think I'm a weirdo and a dork.

Besides, it would be pointless because there's no chance in hell you can cube faster than me so there's no point discussing it.

To think you and I are the only two on this site than can do the Cube AND know how to play Strat.

Rarefied air my friend.

[motherscratcher]

I bet. I also bet it would take you 5 confusing days to tell someone else how to do it.

I have never successfully taught someone to do it.

[peeker643]

I bet. I also bet it would take you 5 confusing days to tell someone else how to do it.

I have never successfully taught someone to do it.

No doubt this is true. So who should remove their team from the Central so the third guy in the East can load?

[gotribe31]

I bet. I also bet it would take you 5 confusing days to tell someone else how to do it.

I have never successfully taught someone to do it.

No doubt this is true. So who should remove their team from the Central so the third guy in the East can load?

Wait, should I remove my team? I'll do it, just in case. Then re-load it after FUDU and Aaron Craft have a rubix cube showdown.

[peeker643]

I bet. I also bet it would take you 5 confusing days to tell someone else how to do it.

I have never successfully taught someone to do it.

No doubt this is true. So who should remove their team from the Central so the third guy in the East can load?

Wait, should I remove my team? I'll do it, just in case. Then re-load it after FUDU and Aaron Craft have a rubix cube showdown.

Perfect.

Unfortunately your spot was auctioned off to one of moscratcher's Strato friend/freaks when they got together for the Dungeons & Dragons reunion.

[Jumbo]

I think it's funny that this somehow became moscratch's Rubik's cube league, when Swerb was the one who started it in the first place.

[pup]

I think it's funny that this somehow became moscratch's Rubik's cube league, when Swerb was the one who started it in the first place.

Inevitable once moscratch got scared out of the Cavs forum by the porcupine.

[peeker643]

I think it's funny that this somehow became moscratch's Rubik's cube league, when Swerb was the one who started it in the first place.

Inevitable once moscratch got scared out of the Cavs forum by the porcupine.

You should post the porcupine here and scare him away. Be a huge benefit to this league actually getting set up properly. And even if that's not true at all he'd still be gone.

I do have to say, I'm loving this league. Conversation has been stellar and can't wait til we get started.

[FUDU]

< thought porcupine = e0y2e3

[e0y2e3]

Nope, for some reason mother thinks I like him and follows me around like a lost puppy dog. It's disgusting.

[peeker643]

Nope, for some reason mother thinks I like him and follows me around like a lost puppy dog. It's disgusting.

Maybe he just sees you for what you are: the gruff and crabby dude with the heart of gold???

Or maybe it's just another sign of his lunacy.

[e0y2e3]

Or maybe he is hated so intensely by so many people he thinks the way I express displeasure with his existence is actually friendly conversation.... which means I need to step my hate game up

[motherscratcher]

e0y is gruff and crabby with a heart of gold. And he thinks I'm awesome. He'll never convince me otherwise.

And I'm not intensely hated by a lot of people. That would require people to give half a shit about me one way or the other, which I don't think they do. I think I probably show up on most radars as somewhere between mildly annoying and mildly amusing.

Only the benefit of time will provide the proper perspective of my station in history. Right now, I'm the strange goofy dentist guy, who has an intensely keen grasp of all things sports related and has lain more pipe in Greater Cleveland and Niagra Falls than H Jacks Plumbing.

But history will look upon my existence differently...as unique...one of the true artists of our time.

[e0y2e3]

.... :-(

[Selbyisgod]

Sorry fellas, i am back and am bought in. Do i make the team then, then choose the league.

[swerb]

Sorry fellas, i am back and am bought in. Do i make the team then, then choose the league.

Si Senor

[motherscratcher]

Sorry fellas, i am back and am bought in. Do i make the team then, then choose the league.

Si Senor

Not yet Selby. T-Bone has to go in next.

You can make your team and get it ready to go, but don't enter the legue yet.

[swerb]

Sorry fellas, i am back and am bought in. Do i make the team then, then choose the league.

Si Senor

Not yet Selby. T-Bone has to go in next.

You can make your team and get it ready to go, but don't enter the legue yet.

Yeah - what he said.

[Selbyisgod]

And since I drew astros I can only draft Astros right. I ask because Tanner Boyle's strat card may have better defense than these guys.
-see what i did there? Breaking Training reference...

BTW Hobbs is about to hit his walk off om AMC in 15 minutes

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

We might be waiting awhile on this league since I will not be around a computer most of tomorrow, and I have to be the second one to join the league so I can get in the Central. That is, unless someone finally joins the league tonight ...

[motherscratcher]

Shit. Where is TBone? He said he would get in this afternoon.

[motherscratcher]

T-Bone!!

He's in fellas.

GHCS, if you are still up you can enter now dude.

[tbone]

We're in.

[pup]

What happens first...this league starts or Casey Kotchman hits his 1st HR as an Indian?

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

OK, the loser division can fill itself up now.

[tbone]

T-Bone!!

He's in fellas.

GHCS, if you are still up you can enter now dude.

Sorry guys, didn't realize I was holding up everyone else falling into place. Work got in the way today. GOOD LUCK ALL!

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

Glad you made it in. By my reading of the rules, if everyone else gets in tomorrow, the league starts Monday. Otherwise it won't be til the following Monday. So hopefully they had plenty of time to put their teams together and can get in by tomorrow.

[motherscratcher]

T-Bone!!

He's in fellas.

GHCS, if you are still up you can enter now dude.

Sorry guys, didn't realize I was holding up everyone else falling into place. Work got in the way today. GOOD LUCK ALL!

Its all good dude. We have another day to get everyone else in. Even if we don't it ain't the end of the world.

It sucks that they make you wait an whole week if you don't get everyone in by friday night

[Selbyisgod]

I think I am set. let me know when its my turn to enter the league.

[motherscratcher]

I think I am set. let me know when its my turn to enter the league.

You're set to go whenever you want now.

[FUDU]

WTF is the hold up...



Just kidding.

[Jumbo]

11 in, one to go.

[peeker643]

If the ten of you who were in before yesterday could kindly back out and re-enter before the 12th guy has lunch this afternoon we can potentially get this started in two weekends after realignment of the divisions takes place.

[motherscratcher]

If the ten of you who were in before yesterday could kindly back out and re-enter before the 12th guy has lunch this afternoon we can potentially get this started in two weekends after realignment of the divisions takes place.

That's actually not a bad idea

[motherscratcher]

I think it's funny that this somehow became moscratch's Rubik's cube league, when Swerb was the one who started it in the first place.

Yeah, I did kind of butt in and take this thing over didn't I.

Sorry about that Swerb.

[swerb]

I think it's funny that this somehow became moscratch's Rubik's cube league, when Swerb was the one who started it in the first place.

Yeah, I did kind of butt in and take this thing over didn't I.

Sorry about that Swerb.

All good. I'm no anti-dentite.

[FUDU]

LMBombers has won 40,000 games and 61 rings, have fun with that mo & got.

[motherscratcher]

Madre, you planning on getting your team in tonight?

[swerb]

Come on Madre. Come through.

[swerb]

3.5 hours for Madre to put his team in or we gotta wait another 10 days for this league to start. I just emailed him.

[motherscratcher]

2 more hours

[peeker643]

Just texted Madre that he can't enter get his team in until next Wednesday.

Hope that's cool.

[motherscratcher]

Just texted Madre that he can't enter get his team in until next Wednesday.

Hope that's cool.

Lol

I swear trying to get 12 assholes (and I include myself) into one of these leagues is like herding cats.

[peeker643]

Just texted Madre that he can't enter/get his team in until next Wednesday.

Hope that's cool.

Lol

I swear trying to get 12 assholes (and I include myself) into one of these leagues is like herding cats.

Shoulda squared this away at Tiffany's. Nobody'd be awol.

Idiots.

[motherscratcher]

Just texted Madre that he can't enter/get his team in until next Wednesday.

Hope that's cool.

Lol

I swear trying to get 12 assholes (and I include myself) into one of these leagues is like herding cats.

Shoulda squared this away at Tiffany's. Nobody'd be awol.

Idiots.

I get the feeling most of this crowd would be more comfortable at Pinkys. Hell, maybe I should head toward Brookpark Rd. Madre might be there right now.