After the Childress thread, I figured we could use something with far less meaning. True story
Last night, my wife is on the phone with her dad. Suddenly, she gives me the handset and mouths "He wants to talk to you". She looks bewildered and I suddenly panic; unless we're there in person I speak to my father-in-law once a year on Christmas for about 30 seconds.
"You watching the game?"
Bulls-Heat?
"No, the All Star game"
NHL - I thought that was in February
"No, no, the FOOTBALL game"
Senior Bowl? - At this point I am seriously racking my brain to figure out what the hell this guy is talking about
"No, The Pro Bowl"
The Pro Bowl's on? Didn't even know it.
