Cleveland Browns & The NFL

by **leadpipe** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:58 pm

scrambler wrote:Although to be fair in 3 starts last year with Tebow, Lloyd caught 14 passes for 263 yards and 2 touchdowns. never let facts get in the way of a good story however. Silly me for bringing up the trade of Lloyd I guess.

With the offense they are running, losing Lloyd is addition by subtraction.

Cause there's just as much of a chance of that idiot getting in a fight with Tebow in the lockeroom, than making a significant impact on the field.

There's a reason a guy with that talent had only so many options in regards to teams that would let him in the lockeroom.

by **Lubber** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:44 pm

hiko wrote:I'm not sure why people bother bringing up the trading of Brandon Lloyd as some sort of impediment when Tebow completes about 3 passes a game to wideouts, but whatever.

Probably because he actually averages 7 completions to WR's per game. By why should you or ey let the facts get in the way. They only stand in the way of your opinions.

by **hiko** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:47 pm

Lubber wrote:
hiko wrote:I'm not sure why people bother bringing up the trading of Brandon Lloyd as some sort of impediment when Tebow completes about 3 passes a game to wideouts, but whatever.

Probably because he actually averages 7 completions to WR's per game. By why should you or ey let the facts get in the way. They only stand in the way of your opinions.

I'm sorry, Lub, but I'm gonna need to put you on mute.

How empty this thread will seem when I can't see your posts any more or enjoy their incredible logic searing into my brain.

I'll take you off mute when Tebow loses.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:49 pm

I don't like the shape of that girls face.

by **Hikohadon** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:56 pm

I try to mute Lub and it logs me out and won't let me log back in.

This must have something to do with the power of Tebow.

by **Lubber** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:24 pm

hiko wrote:
Lubber wrote:
hiko wrote:I'm not sure why people bother bringing up the trading of Brandon Lloyd as some sort of impediment when Tebow completes about 3 passes a game to wideouts, but whatever.

Probably because he actually averages 7 completions to WR's per game. By why should you or ey let the facts get in the way. They only stand in the way of your opinions.

I'm sorry, Lub, but I'm gonna need to put you on mute.

How empty this thread will seem when I can't see your posts any more or enjoy their incredible logic searing into my brain.

I'll take you off mute when Tebow loses.

See you after the New England game. Hopefully you will have something close to factual to present to the masses.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:59 pm

I never like(d) vanilla "hiko".

by **Hikohadon** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:01 am

Orenthal wrote:I never like vanilla "hiko".

He's apparently dead now.

by **e0y2e3** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:05 am

Tebo killing Hiko is my favorite thing ever on message boards.

This board software sucks, it does crazy shit to me all the time.

by **Lubber** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:49 pm

4th quarter

It's Tebow time!

by **swerb** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:04 pm

Holy effing Tebow.

by **scrambler** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:07 pm

Lubber wrote:4th quarter

It's Tebow time!

I must laugh!! If they win this thing, it's gonna be more out of control than it already is as both sides of the equation have lots of ammo after this one. I think it's an advantage for them kicking off in OT actually!

by **peeker643** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:11 pm

God's will that took the Bear out of bounds to stop the clock. That and a mother who probably drank while she was pregnant with the dude.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:20 pm

Tebow is my shepherd, I shall not want...

by **Lubber** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:21 pm

3-16 going into 4th, and then 18-24 after. Foxy needs to tell Timmy it is always the 4th quarter. Wow.

by **scrambler** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:23 pm

Oh my Tebow!!!

DeMaryyous Thomas was born on December 25th....Timmy is starting to find Jesus all the time continually now!

by **peeker643** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:25 pm

Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.

by **peeker643** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:28 pm

scrambler wrote:Oh my Tebow!!!

DeMaryyous Thomas was born on December 25th....Timmy is starting to find Jesus all the time continually now!

Doctor handing baby to Mrs. Thomas- "Mrs. Thomas, is this a Merry Christmas or what?"

Mrs. Thomas- "Yes, doctor, the merriest.... wait...DeMaryyous!!! Ha!!!! That's it!!!!"

by **LakeErieWarriors** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:30 pm

^^^^^^^^^^ Effing brilliant.

by **skatingtripods** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:36 pm

peeker643 wrote:Doctor handing baby to Mrs. Thomas- "Mrs. Thomas, is this a Merry Christmas or what?"

Mrs. Thomas- "Yes, doctor, the merriest.... wait...DeMaryyous!!! Ha!!!! That's it!!!!"

The sad thing is, this is probably exactly how it happened.

by **leadpipe** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:42 pm

....and then the great one placed his hand upon the foot of his Apostle, dropped to a knee and closed his eyes, "Dear father, keep the mile high air thin and your precious breeze to the stern, and let my friend strike a mighty blow." And with that it was done.

Glory to the new born King.

by **Lubber** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:50 pm

hiko wrote:
Lubber wrote:
hiko wrote:I'm not sure why people bother bringing up the trading of Brandon Lloyd as some sort of impediment when Tebow completes about 3 passes a game to wideouts, but whatever.

Probably because he actually averages 7 completions to WR's per game. By why should you or ey let the facts get in the way. They only stand in the way of your opinions.

I'm sorry, Lub, but I'm gonna need to put you on mute.

How empty this thread will seem when I can't see your posts any more or enjoy their incredible logic searing into my brain.

I'll take you off mute when Tebow loses.

One more muted week.

by **Lubber** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:23 am

"Tebowing" - now an official word

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/12/tim-tebow-tebowing-officially-recognized-as-a-word/1

by **swerb** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:27 am

A surgeon Tebowing before going to work. No word on whether or not the surgery was successful. Or if the surgeon gave the "double finger point to the sky" if it was.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:00 am

by **Hikohadon** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:21 am

swerb wrote:A surgeon Tebowing before going to work. No word on whether or not the surgery was successful. Or if the surgeon gave the "double finger point to the sky" if it was.

I hope he was later fired.

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:59 am

Hikohadon wrote:
swerb wrote:A surgeon Tebowing before going to work. No word on whether or not the surgery was successful. Or if the surgeon gave the "double finger point to the sky" if it was.

I hope he was later fired.

Me too...he just contaminted his surgical gloves

by **Lubber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:09 am

In case any of you missed it, there was a funny skit on SNL this past weekend which explains why the Broncos lost to the Patriots.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/watch-jesus-visit-tim-tebow-on-snl-video/2011/12/18/gIQAORVV2O_blog.html

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:40 am

Lubber wrote:In case any of you missed it, there was a funny skit on SNL this past weekend which explains why the Broncos lost to the Patriots.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/watch-jesus-visit-tim-tebow-on-snl-video/2011/12/18/gIQAORVV2O_blog.html

It was meh...

All I could think of was how funny it would have been if Phil Hartman was Jesus

I gave it a 4

by **e0y2e3** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:02 pm

ALL HE DOES IS WIN.

HE WORKS HARD, LEADS, DOESN'T TURN THE BALL OVER AND WINS.

FEAR TEBOW AFC PLAYOFF TEAMS.

FEAR LUBBER DICK RIDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO GLORY!

SEVEN TURNOVER IN THREE WEEKS, HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

PRAISE GEEZES CHRIST!

by **leadpipe** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:50 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:ALL HE DOES IS WIN.

HE WORKS HARD, LEADS, DOESN'T TURN THE BALL OVER AND WINS.

FEAR TEBOW AFC PLAYOFF TEAMS.

FEAR LUBBER DICK RIDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO GLORY!

SEVEN TURNOVER IN THREE WEEKS, HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

PRAISE GEEZES CHRIST!

Lighten up man, it's the guy's birthday tomorrow.

by **Lubber** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:37 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:ALL HE DOES IS WIN.

HE WORKS HARD, LEADS, DOESN'T TURN THE BALL OVER AND WINS.

FEAR TEBOW AFC PLAYOFF TEAMS.

FEAR LUBBER DICK RIDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO GLORY!

SEVEN TURNOVER IN THREE WEEKS, HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

PRAISE GEEZES CHRIST!

Typical eyesore being rude, taking things to the extreme. You need to relax a little man before you overheat. You may want to fix you keyboard, looks like the caps locks button is broke

Tebow play a terrible game yesterday and Buffalo had a good game plan. It shows what happens when you turn the ball over. His one main positive (taking care of the football) has not been there the last couple of weeks. He will need to rectify that this coming weekend if they want to make the playoffs.

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:25 pm

Tebow's best days as a pro are already behind him....

by **pup** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:53 am

John Elway is an effin genius.

Those guys were playing FOR Tebow. Elway comes out and praises the guy, nothing left to prove and voila instant shitfest.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:36 pm

I'm just elated to see that Tebow not turning the ball over at a ridiculous rate for less than two months is proof he is good at protecting the ball in lubber's land of dick riding.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:10 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:All I could think of was how funny it would have been if Phil Hartman was Jesus

Fuck that coke-head bitch.

by **Lubber** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:29 am

e0y2e3 wrote:I'm just elated to see that Tebow not turning the ball over at a ridiculous rate for less than two months is proof he is good at protecting the ball in lubber's land of dick riding.

You seem to enjoy that phrase a lot.

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:30 am

Call em as I see em.

by **Lubber** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:22 pm

Playoffs for Tebow!

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:28 pm

by **leadpipe** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:44 pm

Tebow leads em' to the playoffs!!!!

And I actually get it now. All the guy has to do is not be a fucking idiot to avoid the joke that is the Raiders and the league's worst coach besides Shurmer.

Nice deal again, Raiders.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:53 pm

leadpipe wrote:Tebow leads em' to the playoffs!!!!

And I actually get it now. All the guy has to do is not be a fucking idiot to avoid the joke that is the Raiders and the league's worst coach besides Shurmer.

Nice deal again, Raiders.

Playing in the most mediocre conference in the league doesn't hurt either.

by **leadpipe** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:18 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Tebow leads em' to the playoffs!!!!

And I actually get it now. All the guy has to do is not be a fucking idiot to avoid the joke that is the Raiders and the league's worst coach besides Shurmer.

Nice deal again, Raiders.

Playing in the most mediocre conference in the league doesn't hurt either.

Not sure what difference the conference makes. Only that it contains the worst division.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:51 am

leadpipe wrote:
Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Tebow leads em' to the playoffs!!!!

And I actually get it now. All the guy has to do is not be a fucking idiot to avoid the joke that is the Raiders and the league's worst coach besides Shurmer.

Nice deal again, Raiders.

Playing in the most mediocre conference in the league doesn't hurt either.

Not sure what difference the conference makes. Only that it contains the worst division.

I meant division. I was still working over my NYE hangover when I posted. ::doh::

by **pup** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:16 pm

ummmmm

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:20 pm

pup wrote:ummmmm

Yates won this week too.

McCoy and Wallace both had good chances to take his team down.

This was not vintage POS. Hope we never see that dick again.

by **BruceK** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:25 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
pup wrote:ummmmm

This was not vintage POS. Hope we never see that dick again.

That's what they say down in Georgia

by **Hikohadon** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:04 pm

Tim denies involvement with Katy Perry:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/17252971/tebow-tells-kids-me-and-katy-perry-dont-have-a-thing

"No, me and Katy Perry don't have a thing, but she's a very good artist," he said, smiling.

Tebow's female fans might be glad to hear there's no special woman he'll be sharing Valentine's Day with on Tuesday.

"I'm single ... " he said, "but I'm doing just fine though. I'll just be around my brothers and friends. We'll just have a good time."

I am shocked - shocked I tell you! - that Tim Tebow looks forward to spending Valentine's Day with a bunch of dudes.

by **Triple-S** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:16 pm

Katy Perry used to be a gospel singer.

kind of explains things to me.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:43 am

Hikohadon wrote:Tim denies involvement with Katy Perry:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/17252971/tebow-tells-kids-me-and-katy-perry-dont-have-a-thing

"No, me and Katy Perry don't have a thing, but she's a very good artist," he said, smiling.

Tebow's female fans might be glad to hear there's no special woman he'll be sharing Valentine's Day with on Tuesday.

"I'm single ... " he said, "but I'm doing just fine though. I'll just be around my brothers and friends. We'll just have a good time."

I am shocked - shocked I tell you! - that Tim Tebow looks forward to spending Valentine's Day with a bunch of dudes.

She paints? Cause her singing/performing sure ain't art

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