Cleveland Browns & The NFL

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:14 pm

You know that episode of south park where Stan's forced to coach a peewee hockey team, and they end up having to play the Red Wings in place of the Avalanche, and the kids get the living shit kicked out of them?

That's this game.

Anyways, Steelers 41, Browns 6.

by **LakeErieWarriors** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:24 pm

Call your bookie. The Browns are only 14 point underdogs. Besides booze, what else is in the Vegas water? It could at least be 17....

by **BruceK** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:53 pm

They must think Tomlin will start the JVs for the second half

by **Love child of shawn kemp** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:38 pm

I took the Browns straight up for a six-pack vs my yinzer lovin' friend. Gotta represent.

by **Hikohadon** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:58 pm

At this point, the Steelers are the one team that I'd gladly sacrifice draft position to beat. But it ain't gonna happen.

This is a DVR game. Used in conjunction with the CBS Sportsline play-by-play list, so I know where to stop fast-forwarding.

Things in sports that make me want to vomit:

Everything about college football after the conference championships
The NBA
The Tim Tebow Media Coverage
Brett Favre Rumors
Northeast Ohio Steelers Fans
Watching a Browns-Steelers game without even an ounce of hope.

by **Hikohadon** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:39 pm

Interesting fact... looking through the 6 playoff games in the 2 fantasy leagues I'm in, and all 12 of those teams only have one player (the Steelers D) going tonight.

Should be a thriller.

by **e0y2e3** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:40 pm

Antonio Brown FTW!

Fuck, nevermind, I'm on a bye. Not gonna watch that...

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:07 pm

Watching NFL live on this is making me depressed.

it's all about the Inbred making another playoff run.

Fuck you Paddy 'O Shurmer. Fuck you Holmgren. Tired of being fed this shit.

by **leadpipe** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:01 pm

"Shit"

The quote this morning from every single NFL fan not in Cleveland or Pittsburgh that realized that this was the Thursday night match-up.

by **bookelly** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:13 pm

leadpipe wrote:"Shit"

The quote this morning from every single NFL fan not in Cleveland or Pittsburgh that realized that this was the Thursday night match-up.

"Fuck!"

The quote this morning from every bookie in the country as they watch 99.9% of the bets come in Steelers -14.

/should be -28.
//at least we can all make some nice cash tonight :yes:

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:53 pm

I've actually been thinking of going the other way for exactly that reason

I've heard everything but the L word

by CP » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:00 pm

Steelers are 14.5 point favorites. Browns have been within 14 points of Pittsburgh (including wins) 15 out of 25 games since 1999. I know it feels like every Browns' team is worse than the last one but they have all been terrible.

I'm taking the Browns and the points.

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:04 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote: I've heard everything but the L word

Well, if you weren't such a despicable cunt, someone would love you.

I just can't imagine how the Steelers don't win this one handily. The coaching is so much better.

by **FUDU** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:37 pm

CP wrote:Steelers are 14.5 point favorites. Browns have been within 14 points of Pittsburgh (including wins) 15 out of 25 games since 1999. I know it feels like every Browns' team is worse than the last one but they have all been terrible.

I'm taking the Browns and the points.

IIRC aren't the numbers on road teams in short weeks rather abysmal?

I'd think Steelers - 26 tonight.

by **Cleveland Matt** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:52 pm

Have some fucking faith guys, We have Shurmur to pump up the Browns and show them what this game is all about. He knows how much this game means to the fan of Cleveland. He will not let us down he will double screen the shit out of the steelers tonight. Shurmur will dink and dunk the shit out of the steelers tonight.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:56 pm

that new mike polk video kicked ass.

by **GodHatesClevelandSport** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:56 pm

Meeting up with some friends at the bar after I leave work. I care infinitely more about the beverages I will drink than the game I will keep one eye on.

by **gotribe31** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:01 pm

More attention on the Ravens than the Browns in the pregame video. Awesome.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:03 pm

gotribe31 wrote:More attention on the Ravens than the Browns in the pregame video. Awesome.

At this point that's there rival :rolleyes:.

I got their "Rival" right here. :fu:

by **FUDU** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:06 pm

JFC who are these clowns doing this pre-game?

"Play well to end the season, try to get home field advantage". Somebody should vote that guy into the HOF.

FFS.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:17 pm

I really wish someone could deck roethlisberger...

by **ShadowDawg** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:19 pm

Drinking heavily...

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:22 pm

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by **motherscratcher** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:30 pm

CP wrote:Steelers are 14.5 point favorites. Browns have been within 14 points of Pittsburgh (including wins) 15 out of 25 games since 1999. I know it feels like every Browns' team is worse than the last one but they have all been terrible.

I'm taking the Browns and the points.

Wow, so the Browns have lost to the Steelers by at least 2 touchdowns only 40% of the time? That's impressive.

And allnthis time I thought they'd been kicking our ass.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:33 pm

Browns want any shot at not being embarrassed on national televison?

They've got to get a touchdown on the opening drive.

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:36 pm

Imagine if McCoy had real WR's

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:38 pm

Who are those guys wearing the white uniforms tonight????

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:38 pm

If you don't get it here on 3rd and inches..FUCKING GO FOR IT.

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:39 pm

Gotta go for it!!!!

by **ShadowDawg** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:39 pm

fuck Shurmur

by **bookelly** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:40 pm

What a joke. Who's 81? And why are we running it into 3 guys with one blocker?

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:40 pm

Bullshit call going for the FG.

by CP » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:40 pm

That's why you sneak it when you're 6 inches away. Handoff takes too long and they are all keying on it.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:40 pm

You're 4 and 8.

You've just driven the ball to the 1 yard line on the opening drive against the AFC Champions of last year and your biggest rivals..

How do you not go for it?

by CP » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:41 pm

bookelly wrote:What a joke. Who's 81? And why are we running it into 3 guys with one blocker?

Marecic blocked the wrong guy. Why block the outside guy on the 1?

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:41 pm

Shurmur has no balls.

by **googleeph2** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:42 pm

Was McCoy touched down when his elbow hit the ground?

Because he dove at the goal line- wasn't thrown down.

by **jerryroche** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:42 pm

Browns go cunt-on-cunt with Pittspuke on the three-inch line. And that's what happens...

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:42 pm

I've made up my mind Schurmur is a worse HC than McCoy is a QB

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:45 pm

googleeph2 wrote:Was McCoy touched down when his elbow hit the ground?

Because he dove at the goal line- wasn't thrown down.

There must have been contact of some type as he was going down. That's why ball was marked when his elbow touched.

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:48 pm

Fucking Colt McCoy can't tackle worth shit...get rid of his ass

by **bookelly** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:48 pm

Having Shurmer alone is -14 points for your team. I actually am longing for the days of Romeo and Butch.

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:48 pm

My God we are like a high school team out there.

by **Orenthal** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Gocong, Sheldon Brown, and running into Harrison. So far so good.

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Triple-S wrote:You're 4 and 8.

You've just driven the ball to the 1 yard line on the opening drive against the AFC Champions of last year and your biggest rivals..

How do you not go for it?

Opening drive take the points. Zero < Three.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Is there any chance in hell that Shurmer is just playing the role of an even more pathetic of Fickell and that we're to get a real head coach at seasons end?

by **municipalmutt** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Sheldon Brown sucks copious amounts of ass and we are slooooooooooooooow on defense.

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:51 pm

Triple-S wrote:Is there any chance in hell that Shurmer is just playing the role of an even more pathetic of Fickell and that we're to get a real head coach at seasons end?

We can only hope.

by **rbm0183** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:51 pm

ClevelandFanInNewYork wrote:
googleeph2 wrote:Was McCoy touched down when his elbow hit the ground?

Because he dove at the goal line- wasn't thrown down.

There must have been contact of some type as he was going down. That's why ball was marked when his elbow touched.

Yeah, looked like someone had a hold of his leg or foot.

On the other side of the ball...could it have been any easier for those clowns to score that TD?! This could be a really long night.

Final note: I hate Pat Shurmur.

by **FUDU** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:52 pm

Here comes the "we started out well and we're only down 4 now so let's try to keep it close" offensive play calling.

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