Happy Birthday Peek!

[Cerebral_DownTime]

You Pikey bastard.

Do something fun or go fuck yourself.

Come down here and have a beer in my house. I promise not to hit you in the head with a shovel and bury you by the creek. I'll fight that urge.... just for you buddy.

[motherscratcher]

Hey! Happy Birthday Twinkledick!

Drink beer and smoke pot and party and stuff or whatever.

Don't catch anything penicillin can't cure.

[swerb]

Happy birthday brotha.

[Ziner]

I hope the occupiers shit on your car for your birthday

[DrPoove]

Happy 50th, Brian!

[peeker643]

I clearly need to re-evaluate my life. Being surrounded by so many jagoffs can't be good for me.

Not you, Swerb.

[jerryroche]

I clearly need to re-evaluate my life.

Mid-life crisis already, Peek? Been there, done that—many times. Believe me, it doesn't help.

Happy Birthday anyway!

[peeker643]

I clearly need to re-evaluate my life.

Mid-life crisis already, Peek? Been there, done that—many times. Believe me, it doesn't help.

Happy Birthday anyway!

I'm halfway to 90. The mid-life crisis can't be any worse than the adolescent crisis and the young-adult crisis, can it?


I guess if I get home and my kids say, "Happy Birthday Twinkledick" that I'll probably really need to re-evaluate things.

Either that or it means my wife's been confiding in them.

[General]

Let's head over to Fiesta beverage and get some High Life for Neff road and then hit Euclid McDonalds after. Christ am I old or what?

[swerb]

I hope the occupiers shit on your car for your birthday

That's one of the ten greatest posts of 2011.

Subtle. Succint. Topical.

[skatingtripods]

[e0y2e3]

Birthdays are stupid.

Brithday threads are stupider.

[e0y2e3]

oh and mother is stupidest.

[peeker643]

Birthdays are stupid.

Brithday threads are stupider.

^^

Passive-aggressive Happy Birthday wish.

Thank you, Sunshine.

[e0y2e3]

I hope you end up out for dinner tonight and Spin, FUDU and mother all show up.

How's that for a birthday wish?

[peeker643]

I hope you end up out for dinner tonight and Spin, FUDU and mother all show up.

How's that for a birthday wish?

You posted twice in a thread (and genre of thread) you hate. Can't get any more internet 'huggy' than that.

Clearly there's a heart of gold under that gruff exterior.

I'm touched.

And keep mother away from me. In fact, FUDU and Spin would probably jump off a bridge together after two hours with Mother at dinner. Might be worth it to you to make it happen with a gift certificate or something.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I was nice enough to invite you down and not murder you.

So when are you getting a red sports car and hair plugs?

[FUDU]

Happy birthday peeks. I assume the gathering is at Chuck E Cheese, Avon, is mother serving or dancing tonight?

[comish]

Happy Birthday, Peeker....30? Right?

Maturity wise probably around 13

Enjoy

[peeker643]

I was nice enough to invite you down and not murder you.

So when are you getting a red sports car and hair plugs?

That was sweet of you, the not murdering me and all.

One day I will show up, hit you in the jaw and leave without speaking a word.

I'll be the guy with flowing hair and the red car.

And thanks Comish. Maturity-wise I'm still 13. Maybe.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Come down, i'll give you a free shot..... and a 10 second head start before I chase you down the block demanding you come back and play Monopoly.

But that's not the point, this is about your birfday. Go shoot Bambi, eat her liver, and drink whiskey.

[e0y2e3]

shut up CDT

[Cerebral_DownTime]

No.

Go fuck yourself.

[JCoz]

Happy bday Peek. .

[Larvell Blanks]

Happy belated Peeks

[fundamentals]

Happy Belated Birfday Mista McPeek!