@robdelany. Dude cracks me up. Some recent highlights:
Are you serious? RT @BarackObama: Is there such a thing as a Giraffula? Like a giant giraffe/tarantula? Man, I hope not.
realize the Dominique Strauss-Kahn case was dismissed, but I still think it's inadvisable to have a vagina anywhere near him.
Devastated to find out that my Uncle Jeremy, who lived near the quake's epicenter, was found alive and unharmed. (He's a rapist)
Did anyone I have a crush on's husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.
"I'd like to give that camel toe a pedicure" is proving to be an unusually successful pickup line.
"Dude next to me on the plane had a boner the whole flight & cried at takeoff & landing." - guy in seat next to me, tonight
"Maybe I could just smell your boobs a little?" - my last ditch attempt, before getting door slammed in my face
Look, people in crime shows; just because you jizz all over a person's apartment doesn't mean you have to murder them.
Guess who just ate 4 Peppermint Patties! Give up? My friend Billy. (You probably don't know him)