A few weeks ago my wife was out shopping. She ran across a cheap tOSU football jersey and picked it up for the boy.
Sounds good, right?
It's #2.
Return it? Keep it? Try to convince people it's Christian Bryant?
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Jersey Dilemma
by motherscratcher » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:02 pm
I got this one rule. I never go out with girls who say "bitchin'".
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by pup » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:04 pm
motherscratcher wrote:A few weeks ago my wife was out shopping. She ran across a cheap tOSU football jersey and picked it up for the boy.
Sounds good, right?
It's #2.
Return it? Keep it? Try to convince people it's Christian Bryant?
Best this about NC2A jerseys. You can always play it off as someone else. Shit , roll with it being a Doss jersey.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by motherscratcher » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:30 pm
I'm ashamed to admit that I forgot about Doss.
I got this one rule. I never go out with girls who say "bitchin'".
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Triple-S » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:30 pm
I have two tosu robiskie jerseys I got on sale for like..5 dollars a piece. No joke.
don't wear them all that regularly, but when the occasion arises I'll put it on.
Would it shock anyone to know I have a Drew Brees throwback? ;).
don't wear them all that regularly, but when the occasion arises I'll put it on.
Would it shock anyone to know I have a Drew Brees throwback? ;).
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Govbarney » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:07 pm
I believe Michael Jenkins was #2
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:55 pm
Michael Jenkins was #12.....
OH NO!!!!!!
NOT # 2!!!!!!
IT'S FOREVER TAINTED!!!!!
HOW WILL YOU EVER EXPLAIN THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE WHEN THEY ASK WHY YOUR SON IS WEARING IT?!?!?!?!?!
THEY MAY NOT CARE FOR ONE PERSON WHO HAS WORN THE NUMBER IN THE 121 YEAR HISTORY OF OHIO STATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!
Fucking hell...... grow a pair of balls.
OH NO!!!!!!
NOT # 2!!!!!!
IT'S FOREVER TAINTED!!!!!
HOW WILL YOU EVER EXPLAIN THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE WHEN THEY ASK WHY YOUR SON IS WEARING IT?!?!?!?!?!
THEY MAY NOT CARE FOR ONE PERSON WHO HAS WORN THE NUMBER IN THE 121 YEAR HISTORY OF OHIO STATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!
Fucking hell...... grow a pair of balls.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by motherscratcher » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:42 pm
Generally I'd agree with what I think your drunken aggressive point probably is CDT.
But in 2011... I'm not sure if i like putting the boy in that jersey. We can go back and figure all of the great players that wore that number in the history of the program, but we know who's jersey it is. And while I don't give much of a shit about Pryor one way or another, it is kind of soon to be sporting the jersey of a guy who is one of the few largely responsible for the worst year in the history of the program.
And next year the damn thing won't fit him anyway.
It's all moot anyway. It's not like we are actually going to waste the time returning it. And he will be wearing it for next weeks game because nobody will see hm anyway, and nobody who does would really give a crap. And he looks badass in football jerseys.
Also, go fuck yourself you self righteous prick.
But in 2011... I'm not sure if i like putting the boy in that jersey. We can go back and figure all of the great players that wore that number in the history of the program, but we know who's jersey it is. And while I don't give much of a shit about Pryor one way or another, it is kind of soon to be sporting the jersey of a guy who is one of the few largely responsible for the worst year in the history of the program.
And next year the damn thing won't fit him anyway.
It's all moot anyway. It's not like we are actually going to waste the time returning it. And he will be wearing it for next weeks game because nobody will see hm anyway, and nobody who does would really give a crap. And he looks badass in football jerseys.
Also, go fuck yourself you self righteous prick.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:49 pm
The all caps should have tipped you off.......
And i'm not drunk, dickfart.
I'm trying to piss off FUDU, NHB...
And i'm not drunk, dickfart.
I'm trying to piss off FUDU, NHB...
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by motherscratcher » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:50 pm
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:The all caps should have tipped you off.......
And i'm not drunk, dickfart.
The caps were how I could tell that you were deadly serious...that you were no longer fucking around.
You're always drunk. You can't convince me otherwise.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Govbarney » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:55 pm
Chris Carter and Malcom Jenkins; both #2
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by FUDU » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:59 pm
Unfortunately for you mo your son's jersey is more of a reflection on his parents than himself. Nobody will care in 8 months anyway. May I suggest you just don't get him any tats.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:00 pm
There you go, Cris Carter.... problem solved.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Larvell Blanks » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:18 pm
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:There you go, Cris Carter.... problem solved.
Bullshit.
F-d over the team by signing w/ an agent before his senior year. Earl Bruce appreciated the 6-4-1 record before being canned.
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Might wanna start perusing the 1933 roster there mother
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:22 pm
I guess I gotta start tagging my sarcastic posts with /sarcasm.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Larvell Blanks » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:36 pm
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I guess I gotta start tagging my sarcastic posts with /sarcasm.
Guess I gotta do the same
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by FUDU » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:38 pm
Larvell you should have asked him to start tagging his stupid posts with /stupid as well, you know to be consistent.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by leadpipe » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:42 pm
Hang on to it - TP is a prime candidate to do something really stupid, which'll give that Jersey some good joke value.
Years a go my father in law was given a couple really nice Herstreit OSU jerseys. The ones that sell for a hundy plus. Kinda tossed them aside cause they sait Herbstreits on the back. Then the guy blows up on Gameday and the things became a classic at buckeye parties.
Granted, I see TP's infamy allong the lines of OJ or Clarett, but don't give up yet, man.
Years a go my father in law was given a couple really nice Herstreit OSU jerseys. The ones that sell for a hundy plus. Kinda tossed them aside cause they sait Herbstreits on the back. Then the guy blows up on Gameday and the things became a classic at buckeye parties.
Granted, I see TP's infamy allong the lines of OJ or Clarett, but don't give up yet, man.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:44 pm
Larvell Blanks wrote:Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I guess I gotta start tagging my sarcastic posts with /sarcasm.
Guess I gotta do the same
I wasn't expecting the sarcastic answer.
FUDU wants attention, everybody look at him..... if not he'll keep going.
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Re: Jersey Dilemma
by FUDU » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:48 pm
LOL.
Guess I gotta start tagging my posts /notlookingforattention.
You know what to do from here...
Guess I gotta start tagging my posts /notlookingforattention.
You know what to do from here...
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