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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:04 pm

motherscratcher wrote:No idea why I fucking bother.

Can one of you assholes just email me in a few years if we don't suck anymore? Im going to go find something to do.


Hey Mother, did they ever catch that gorilla that broke out of the zoo and punched you in the eye?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby sonoranreptile » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:05 pm

In 2 minutes the 49ers will have excellent field position.......
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:07 pm

D shows heart there...only nice thing to happen all day so far.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby reddragon2777 » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:08 pm

This would be a good time to have a bruising tailback/fullback combo... nevermind...
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:08 pm

Metcalf up the middle.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:09 pm

This offense is a fucking joke...
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:11 pm

Empty backfield. Time for play action.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:11 pm

ShadowDawg wrote:This offense is a fucking joke...


I disagree. A joke should at least make you smile.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Triple-S » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:12 pm

This is Romeo Crennel level offense w/ a better d-coordinator.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby bac5665 » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:12 pm

What the hell is with these fumbles?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby BruceK » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:13 pm

I see that the Dolphins managed to pull out a loss today - definitely suck for Luck
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:13 pm

wait until the weather gets shitty...my god we may never see the endzone.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:15 pm

ShadowDawg wrote:wait until the weather gets shitty...my god we may never see the endzone.


We don't see the endzone now.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby rbm0183 » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:15 pm

ShadowDawg wrote:wait until the weather gets shitty...my god we may never see the endzone.


Uhh, who needs to wait for worse weather? We don't see the endzone now.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:16 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:No idea why I fucking bother.

Can one of you assholes just email me in a few years if we don't suck anymore? Im going to go find something to do.


Hey Mother, did they ever catch that gorilla that broke out of the zoo and punched you in the eye?


No. They didn't. They hardly even looked. I dont think they believed me.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:19 pm

I wish we had some linebackers. Maybe one day.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:22 pm

If Peek was here... he'd know what to say.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:23 pm

watching that douche bag Edwards makes me throw up a bit in my mouth.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:24 pm

Somebody needs to slap Edwards right in the felcher.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:25 pm

municipalmutt wrote:Somebody needs to slap Edwards right in the felcher.


Felcher?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Triple-S » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:26 pm

I just heard a commercial about flu shots at giant eagle, and about making sure that people don't catch it.

my advice? join the browns, since they don't seem to be able to catch a damn thing with mccoy under center and out WR
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:26 pm

motherscratcher wrote:FMB - got any excuses for Colt on that last pass?


Did it fucking sound like it?

What part of JFC has you confused?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:26 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
municipalmutt wrote:Somebody needs to slap Edwards right in the felcher.


Felcher?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felcher
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:28 pm

municipalmutt wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
municipalmutt wrote:Somebody needs to slap Edwards right in the felcher.


Felcher?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felcher



Dude..... that's some fucked up shit right there.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:31 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:FMB - got any excuses for Colt on that last pass?


Did it fucking sound like it?

What part of JFC has you confused?



You're an angry man.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:33 pm

Perpetual suck ::doh::

Felcher...who cums up with shit like that??? LMAO
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Triple-S » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:35 pm

I really want shurmer fired.

I normally would be for giving someone more than a year.

this is different. I've seen this movie before, and it fucking sucks.

cut your losses, get a guy with some fucking passion in here and draft a QB.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:35 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
municipalmutt wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
municipalmutt wrote:Somebody needs to slap Edwards right in the felcher.


Felcher?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felcher



Dude..... that's some fucked up shit right there.


Well there are some serious rumors about his, ahem, life choices. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:36 pm

253 yrds to 58...fucking gets worse week to week.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:38 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:FMB - got any excuses for Colt on that last pass?


Did it fucking sound like it?

What part of JFC has you confused?



You're an angry man.


Bullshit...what was your point in asking me that?

You think because I've stated the obvious about this entire team of suck that that makes me a McCoy apologist?

Are you that freaking simple minded?...... like SD?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:38 pm

Dan Fouts...too much dink and dunk, what I called this shit before week 1 of the preseason.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:39 pm

Triple-S wrote:I really want shurmer fired.

I normally would be for giving someone more than a year.

this is different. I've seen this movie before, and it fucking sucks.

cut your losses, get a guy with some fucking passion in here and draft a QB.


I think for now, our only hope for next year, is that he'll be relieved of the OC duties.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:39 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:FMB - got any excuses for Colt on that last pass?


Did it fucking sound like it?

What part of JFC has you confused?



You're an angry man.


Bullshit...what was your point in asking me that?

You think because I've stated the obvious about this entire team of suck that that makes me a McCoy apologist?

Are you that freaking simple minded?...... like SD?



Very very angry......
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Triple-S » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:41 pm

Phil Dawson needs to go into the ring of honor and be a browns legend.

I'm not even kidding.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:43 pm

Ok...so this shit makes you two happy?....fine...whatever flips yopur flapjacks ::doh::
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby mitch » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:44 pm

Whenever I get ready to write McCoy off, he turns around and shows that he has some talent.

Which the Browns DON'T have at the WR, RB, LG, RG, or RT positions, along with a first year head coach who shouldn't also be the OC, and a new system that has had almost no time in the off-season to install.

I honestly think that due to the lockout, Heckgrem completly threw in the towel on day 1, just choosing to use this entire season as an alongated preseason evaluation period.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:48 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:FMB - got any excuses for Colt on that last pass?


Did it fucking sound like it?

What part of JFC has you confused?



You're an angry man.


Bullshit...what was your point in asking me that?

You think because I've stated the obvious about this entire team of suck that that makes me a McCoy apologist?

Are you that freaking simple minded?...... like SD?


My point was mostly to bust balls. It was also kind of funny that about a minutes after you pointed out the shitty protection and receivers that McCoy has, he completely shits the bed on a wide open receiver.

I also posted that before I saw your awesome "JFC!!!" post which effectively answered my ball busting question. I just didn't think it was important enough to go back and delete/edit my post. If I would have known you would completely lose your shit like this I probably would have.

And nowhere did I ever call you or refer to you as a McCoy apologist. Why would it be impossible for me to believe that the line, receivers, and coach all suck and qt the same time think that Colt is probably not the guy?

You've stated that the team sucks. Great. Thank you. That's mind blowing analysis right there. If I wasn't so simple minded I might have picked up on that myself.

You're not angry though. Clearly.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:48 pm

mitch wrote:Whenever I get ready to write McCoy off, he turns around and shows that he has some talent.

Which the Browns DON'T have at the WR, RB, LG, RG, or RT positions, along with a first year head coach who shouldn't also be the OC, and a new system that has had almost no time in the off-season to install.

I honestly think that due to the lockout, Heckgrem completly threw in the towel on day 1, just choosing to use this entire season as an alongated preseason evaluation period.


I'm telling ya last week from the 2nd row 25 yd line the Browns OL simply disappeared under a sea of Green every fuc king snap

Freaking Palmer had a better offense in '99 :pb:
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby RC » Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:57 pm

So I guess it's good that I can only listen to this game today?

It's sounds pretty bad but I decided to do some other stuff while listening to the game. Sounds like I made a good decision.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cleveland Matt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:02 pm

I honestly think Shurmur does not know you can score other ways besides kicking FG's. Also other 3 wins are very teams that have a combined record of 2 and 20 yes I already have the Seahawks losing again.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby ShadowDawg » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:04 pm

What a horrible play call...dumbest play I've seen yet.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby BruceK » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:04 pm

Lose 8 on a screen pass - just they way Shurmur drew it up
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:05 pm

Nice drive. Only lost 5 yards.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:07 pm

Video games are fucking insane now. Can't believe how cool they look. The imagination that goes into them.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Believeland » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:10 pm

Really..challenging? This fucking guy is clueless.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:10 pm

motherscratcher wrote:No idea why I fucking bother.

Can one of you assholes just email me in a few years if we don't suck anymore? Im going to go find something to do.


You have 38 strat teams to manage, you have plenty to do.

Honestly though this line sucks bad enough to not put all that much blame on Colt, but at the same point on plays in which he has had time and open WRs Colt has disappointed way too much to have confidence that he is a legit starter.

Throw the season out, give Colt all the responsibility, open the play book and just get through this Season of Evaluation.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:12 pm

FUDU wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:No idea why I fucking bother.

Can one of you assholes just email me in a few years if we don't suck anymore? Im going to go find something to do.


You have 38 strat teams to manage, you have plenty to do.

Honestly though this line sucks bad enough to not put all that much blame on Colt, but at the same point on plays in which he has had time and open WRs Colt has disappointed way too much to have confidence that he is a legit starter.

Throw the season out, give Colt all the responsibility, open the play book and just get through this Season of Evaluation.


You should got into the Browns offices and wave that pistol around. Make sure you scream about wasted draft picks and the dink and dunk.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:15 pm

FUDU wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:No idea why I fucking bother.

Can one of you assholes just email me in a few years if we don't suck anymore? Im going to go find something to do.


You have 38 strat teams to manage, you have plenty to do.

Honestly though this line sucks bad enough to not put all that much blame on Colt, but at the same point on plays in which he has had time and open WRs Colt has disappointed way too much to have confidence that he is a legit starter.

Throw the season out, give Colt all the responsibility, open the play book and just get through this Season of Evaluation.


Right now I really believe it's both things. The line sucks, and Colt isn't the guy. Don't see why people feel the need to choose ip sides on it.

And I only have, like, half that many strat teams going right now.
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:16 pm

You should got into the Browns offices and wave that pistol around. Make sure you scream about wasted draft picks and the dink and dunk.


Why don't you just stomp on over there and step on it?
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Re: Browns/9ers

Unread postby mitch » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:16 pm

Fire Shurmur now?

Brilliant!

Just for the record, does anyone know what Chuck Noll's record was in his first season?

How about Bill Walsh?

Tom Landry?

Bill Belichick?











Answers

Noll 1 - 13
Walsh 2-14
Landry 0-11-1
Belichick 6-10


Nah...you know everything you need to know about a coach at half-time of his seventh game.
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