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Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Triple-S » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:17 pm

ZANESVILLE, Ohio - Several schools announced that they will not have school on Wednesday after exotic animals escaped a Muskingum County animal farm.

The schools are: Maysville Local Schools, Zanesville City Schools, Foxfire Community Schools and West Muskingum Local Schools.

Police said they had shot at least 25 of at least 48 escaped exotic animals on Tuesday night.

Terry Thompson, the owner of the farm, was found dead outside of his home on the animal farm property.

Police said the fences had been left unsecured.

According to police, the animals escaped at about 6 p.m. from an animal farm near Kopchak Road.

Police would not comment on what animals escaped but said the animal farm did have lions, wolves, cheetahs, tigers, giraffes, camels, grizzly bears and black bears.

“It’s been a bad situation for a long time and the last thing we want to do is to have any of our public hurt,” said Muskingum Sheriff Matt Lutz. “No young kids should go outside tonight.”

According to police, bears and wolves had been shot and killed.

There were multiple sightings of exotic animals along Interstate 70, police said.

Muskingum Sheriff Matt Lutz said resident safety is his primary concern.

“We want our citizens to take any and all precautions they can tonight,” said Lutz. “Our number one priority is nobody gets hurt out of this ordeal. This is a bad situation.”

Police said staff from the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium and The Wilds were on scene, hoping to tranquilize the animals and return them to safety.

The Licking County Sheriff's Office said they had received at least four reports of exotic animal sightings at about 11 p.m. on Tuesday.

As a precaution the Licking County Sheriff's Office said they had activated members of its SWAT team who were equipped with night vision and the weapons necessary to deal with the animals.

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Orenthal » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:23 pm

CDT has taught us to question prevailing thought, but his fingerprints all over this one.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:59 am

I wish I had a Barrett .50 Cal.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby YahooFanChicago » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:52 am

How do you feel when you are out on your morning jog and there's a fucking lion sittin there in front of you when you turn the corner?
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby YahooFanChicago » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:04 am

By the way, the well-intended geniuses that recommend using a tranquilizer to temporarily put down a fricking lion in the middle of the night are nuts.

By the time the tranquilizer kicks in the guy who shot it is either dead or the scared lion has run 1/2 a mile away and hid before falling asleep under someone's porch. Which of course is fine until tomorrow morning when it wakes up hungry and pissed-off.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:42 am

Anyone up for golf? I bet we can get a good tee time at Eagle Sticks this morning.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:13 am

YahooFanChicago wrote:By the way, the well-intended geniuses that recommend using a tranquilizer to temporarily put down a fricking lion in the middle of the night are nuts.

By the time the tranquilizer kicks in the guy who shot it is either dead or the scared lion has run 1/2 a mile away and hid before falling asleep under someone's porch. Which of course is fine until tomorrow morning when it wakes up hungry and pissed-off.


Have you often been put in a position to Have to decide between tranqing or shooting a lion in the middle of the night in suburbia? Because that's a weird situation. It's only happened to me a few times and not in the last 5 years.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:25 am

I'm not buying this story.... at all. Why would these animals just escape? They had it so good living in captivity. It makes no sense. There's too many holes in the story for me to believe it. Terry Thompson was just "found dead", how do they know, can they prove it? Why are there cheetahs in Ohio? Don't the "experts" know that a giraffe is way to high to possibly survive in this climate? Who authorized this?

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:42 am

Exotic animal denier...

Though I do find it odd, guy being found dead is an afterthought, to wacky animals on the loose. Lions, Tigers, and bears...oh and some mother fucker is dead and all his cages were left open.

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:45 am

I for one welcome our new exotic animal overlords.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:46 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I'm not buying this story.... at all. Why would these animals just escape? They had it so good living in captivity. It makes no sense. There's too many holes in the story for me to believe it. Terry Thompson was just "found dead", how do they know, can they prove it? Why are there cheetahs in Ohio? Don't the "experts" know that a giraffe is way to high to possibly survive in this climate? Who authorized this?

Bullshit, I smell it.


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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:55 am

In a way ^ is awesome.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:34 pm

In the end, we're all "only for a limited time," you guys.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:49 pm

Ziner wrote:At least yours aren't native.

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Govbarney » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:13 pm

I just watched a live press conference with Jack Hannah and the sheriff of Zanesville, Ohio on CNN; The Sheriff stated that there are only two more animals on the lam , a wolf and a monkey, and the monkey is to be shot on site because supposedly it has Herpes B... it’s a proud day for the State of Ohio.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:10 pm

YahooFanChicago wrote:How do you feel when you are out on your morning jog and there's a fucking lion sittin there in front of you when you turn the corner?


This is precisely the reason I don't jog.

It's much harder for a lion to find the Willoughby YMCA, get past the key card entry door and navigate his way to the specific racquetball court on which I'm playing. And then to try and open the door with those little inset door handles? Forget it. He'll starve first or go into the sauna and eat a fat, old man.

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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:13 pm

I don't understand why this story is getting so much burn when the crazed hair cutting Amish Cult is such a cooler story.

Great week for Ohio in the national news.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:44 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:I don't understand why this story is getting so much burn when the crazed hair cutting Amish Cult is such a cooler story.

Great week for Ohio in the national news.


Because no one cares about the Amish. Animals are cute.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:17 pm

Orenthal wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:I don't understand why this story is getting so much burn when the crazed hair cutting Amish Cult is such a cooler story.

Great week for Ohio in the national news.


Because no one cares about the Amish. Animals are cute.


There's truth to this. Had Michael Vick been conducting Amish fights at Badd News, he'd have a hell of a lot less people pissed at him.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby YahooFanChicago » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:06 pm

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YahooFanChicago wrote:By the way, the well-intended geniuses that recommend using a tranquilizer to temporarily put down a fricking lion in the middle of the night are nuts.

By the time the tranquilizer kicks in the guy who shot it is either dead or the scared lion has run 1/2 a mile away and hid before falling asleep under someone's porch. Which of course is fine until tomorrow morning when it wakes up hungry and pissed-off.


Have you often been put in a position to Have to decide between tranqing or shooting a lion in the middle of the night in suburbia? Because that's a weird situation. It's only happened to me a few times and not in the last 5 years.


No way, I live in the city so I don't have any real experience with lions in the suburbs. But trust me when I tell you that I have had plenty of past experience late at night with "cougars" right here in the city.

It's pretty much the same thing.
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Re: Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:13 pm

YahooFanChicago wrote: But trust me when I tell you that I have had plenty of past experience late at night with "cougars" right here in the city.

It's pretty much the same thing.


Because it's a terrifying experience when they wake up hungry and pissed off?
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