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Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:49 pm

Just reported on Twitter by John Telich.

Crashed into the wall on I-71 near W65th. Transported to hospital.

WOIO now has story up: http://www.woio.com/story/15658897/clev ... n-accident
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:22 pm

More from Telich: possible broken ribs, broken wrist.tons/ of road rash
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Prosecutor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:15 pm

Any word on whether he was racing KW2?
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:41 am

First thing he's hit hard all season.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby pup » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:13 am

peeker643 wrote:First thing he's hit hard all season.


Definitely not the first time he felt the impact more than what he hit.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby bookelly » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:41 am

Are they allowed to ride bikes or not? If not, how the hell did nobody notice him pulling out of the parking lot?
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Unread postby That_Guy™ » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:58 am

You would think that it would be a standard clause in any contract. The risks are just too big.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby General » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:18 am

I would say that conservatively 98% of the NFL are idiots anyway.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:48 am

How thew fuck do you drive a trike into a concrete wall?

Texting?
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:49 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:How thew fuck do you drive a trike into a concrete wall?

Texting?



I think anyone who rides a trike should be run off the road into a wall on principal. Those things are stupid as shit.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:32 am

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:How thew fuck do you drive a trike into a concrete wall?

Texting?


No, his bag of guns was starting to slip off his shoulder. The paper said he flew 241 feet after hitting the wall. The bike traveled 650 feet after impact. A high rate of speed was partially to blame. He is lucky he is not dead.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Spin » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:53 pm

I'd like to dedicate this song to Marcus Bernard. 80 yards of hang time, that's impressive. If this football thing doesn't work out, he can always get a gig with the Jackass crew.

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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby bookelly » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:16 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:How thew fuck do you drive a trike into a concrete wall?

Texting?



I think anyone who rides a trike should be run off the road into a wall on principal. Those things are stupid as shit.


I had to use these trikes for a marketing promotion and the riders all thought they were much more dangerous. couldn't slip between traffic, lean into turns, unstable, etc.

I wonder if there was some loophole in his contract that "qualified" the trike as a non-motorcycle. Bet that will be covered from now on.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:23 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:How thew fuck do you drive a trike into a concrete wall?

Texting?



I think anyone who rides a trike should be run off the road into a wall on principal. Those things are stupid as shit.


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I have friends who say when they get too old to hold the bike up they're going to buy a trike....

I can only hang my head and sigh ::doh::

I just tell them, when I get too old to hold up the Harley, I'll buy a Vette

The fuking things don't lean into curves and can roll over faster than a Jeep

The way I see it, he thought it would be safer to be on three wheels...so, he was too chicken shit to ride on 2 but stupid enuff to go too fast on 3....

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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby General » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:57 am

This is pure proof of a superior Being, be it God, Buddah, Allah, whatever. If we wer scientifically based these types would have been culled out of the gene pool generations ago. :pb:
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:54 am

Darwinism....we're supposed to believe it but we can't practice it...
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby The Owl » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:52 pm

General wrote:This is pure proof of a superior Being, be it God, Buddah, Allah, whatever. If we wer scientifically based these types would have been culled out of the gene pool generations ago. :pb:


On the other hand,

the thousands or millions of chicks that dig guys with fast cars or bikes and willingly bear their children keep perpetuating that trait.
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Re: Marcus Benard motorcycle accident

Unread postby The Owl » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:55 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Darwinism....we're supposed to believe it but we can't practice it...


We are already practicing it.

People with no jobs, education, or interest in getting either one are having way more children then rich slobs and eggheads with advanced degrees.

Predict the result.
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