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Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:16 am

I haven't heard anything about this til now.

It's been a strange year for Ohio State, in a lot of unpleasant ways. But none of them have been remotely as puzzling or frightening as a Wednesday-morning incident involving sophomore running back/kick returner Jaamal Berry, who was admitted to the campus emergency room after allegedly attacking another student in an apparent fit of delirium.


http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/b ... aaf-wp7135

Hope everything's alright with the kid.
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:42 am

There's this drug shit called Bath Salts that can cause you to become delirious. I'm not saying he was on it. But a dude in West Virginia was on it and was arrested for drinking hand sanitizer in a grocery store naked. A guy in Mississippi took some and wound up stabbing his neighbor's goat to death.
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:57 am

So great they can sell that shit anywhere and make it available at fucking gas stations simply by stamping 'Not intended for human consumption' on it.

http://huff.to/o9MI2q

Even funnier when I need to fill out the fucking federal papers to get get sudafed for a cold.

It's an epidemic. Illegal now in West Virginia I believe.

No idea if Jamaal Beery was doing that shit either. Surprised I didn't hear about til now. I guess the scarlet and gray blanket damn near covered it all up :hide: :hide: :hide:

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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:03 am

Bath Salts become illegal in Ohio tomorrow. They already banned the precursor chemicals.

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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:05 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Bath Salts become illegal in Ohio tomorrow. They already banned the precursor chemicals.

Prohibition: "What could go wrong?"


Bath salts are illegal tomorrow and you can start carrying your handguns into bars tomorrow.

That's amusingly ironic.
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:10 am

I've done just about every hallucinogenic drug under the sun and I've yet to stab my neighbor's goat. I remember "Mescaline Monday" in college.... and so did everyone else on that floor of the dorms.
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby RickNashEquilibrium » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:39 am

peeker643 wrote:Bath salts are illegal tomorrow and you can start carrying your handguns into bars tomorrow.

That's amusingly ironic.


Correct me if I am wrong, but most bars have a no gun policy and the handgun law doesn't trump that. If a bar says no guns allowed, its business as usual.
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:27 pm

On a completely unrelated note, I'm heading out to Waterbeds-N-Stuff in a few hours. I have to get there before tomorrow. Anyone need anything?
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Re: Strange Jaamal Berry Story

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:32 pm

motherscratcher wrote:On a completely unrelated note, I'm heading out to Waterbeds-N-Stuff in a few hours. I have to get there before tomorrow. Anyone need anything?


People still buy waterbeds?

But yeah, pick me up a 2 foot bong and some incense sticks.
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