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Tenuous Travis - Porcelain Doll

Unread postby OrganFreeman » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:44 pm

* You can keep him off the field by DH'ing only.

* You can keep him off the bases some by pinch running for him.

* You can give him days off against lefties to allow him to rest and recover.

* You can sit him for all games against the NL.

But no matter what you try, you cannot keep Tenuous Travis Hafner from getting hurt.

In the battle against steroids in baseball, some may believe that the Roids are used only to get stronger and more muscular. The truth of it is that steroid users become dependent on the drugs to hasten their recovery time from injuries. Those that quit using not only shrink, but, have big problems coming back from any injury they suffer while they are off the Roids. They may even make injuries more probable, I don't know.

Case in point, Travis Hafner? Makes me wonder.
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Re: Tenuous Travis - Porcelain Doll

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:17 pm

Travis Hafner 2007: .266/.385/.451 in 659 PAs
Travis Hafner 2008: sucked
Travis Hafner 2009: .272/.355/.470 in 383 PAs
Travis Hafner 2010: .278/.374/.449 in 462 PAs
Travis Hafner 2011: .281/.364/.448 in 319 PAs

He is what he is.
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Re: Tenuous Travis - Porcelain Doll

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:31 pm

Seriously? This shit again?
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Re: Tenuous Travis - Porcelain Doll

Unread postby WiscTribeFan » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:09 pm

Don't go away mad, just go away.
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