Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:26 pm

I don't even know who those guys are.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:27 pm

It's okay CDT, just tell him an illegal was on the set (or an African American, or a homosexual) and you won't have to see him post anything about them again....

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:28 pm

Indians better score an effing run or I'm going to The Rookies and Streets of San Francisco television references next.

by **FUDU** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:32 pm

The Indians offense is pretty much an 80's TV series, the same thing every game.

by **andrew6586** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:33 pm

FUDU wrote:The Indians offense is pretty much an 80's TV series, the same thing every game.

Does that mean we can cancel it soon?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:34 pm

Dude can't be throwin his bat like that.

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:35 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:It's okay CDT, just tell him an illegal was on the set (or an African American, or a homosexual) and you won't have to see him post anything about them again....

Sharon Gless is gay in real life (Cagney) and Tyne Daly was married to George Sanford Brown (the black cop from The Rookies) for decades.

FWiW

by **FUDU** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:37 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
FUDU wrote:The Indians offense is pretty much an 80's TV series, the same thing every game.

Does that mean we can cancel it soon?

Nope, it means it will all be digitally remastered for your perpetual enjoyment.

For just 19 easy payments of $1.00, in honor of the Tribe offense.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:37 pm

What was show with pimp informant?

by **FUDU** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:37 pm

peeker643 wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:It's okay CDT, just tell him an illegal was on the set (or an African American, or a homosexual) and you won't have to see him post anything about them again....

Sharon Gless is gay in real life (Cagney) and Tyne Daly was married to George Sanford Brown (the black cop from The Rookies) for decades.

FWiW

I never did like that show.

FWiW

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:38 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:What was show with pimp informant?

Starsky & Hutch.

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:40 pm

C'mon Perez. Ferfucksake.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:40 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:What was show with pimp informant?

Starsky & Hutch.

Awwww yes, Starsky & Hutch. They were no Magnum P.I.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:40 pm

Better teach him some control before he kills somebody.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:41 pm

What the hell is chubby Jesus doing?

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:41 pm

I remember being a little e0 and a Halloween episode of Magnum P.I. giving me terrible nightmares.

One of those douches turned into a wearwolf or some shit.

That's the only thing I know about that show.

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:41 pm

Why couldn't we have put this version of Chris Perez in the game YESTERDAY? At least teach those Tigers a lesson about being arrogant pricks.

by **DrPoove** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:42 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:What the hell is chubby Jesus doing?

He thinks he's at a carnival throwing at milk jugs.

IMHO.

by **RedDawg53** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:42 pm

Chris Perez is good a dodge ball... Never see two hit batsmen in a row too often

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:43 pm

Chris Perez has no business pitching in a non-save situation.

by **FUDU** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:43 pm

Did someone mention Magnum PI?

Classic youtube.

by **redneckofsc** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:43 pm

this team sucks bad at every aspect

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:44 pm

by **British_Pharaoh** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:44 pm

Hahaha text book management never works

closers always fuck up in non save situations.

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:44 pm

Heck of an inning CP.

One heckuva an inning.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:44 pm

1/3 of his pitches to the first two batters actually hit the batters in question.

That's effin amazing.

by **DrPoove** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:45 pm

I mean, you can't write this shit in your wildest dreams.

HBP, HBP, E1.

We need a Catcher's Interference here to make history. The bad kind.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:45 pm

Woo, this is getting interesting.

This is making me nostalgic for his Indians debut a couple years back. Didn't he hit a couple guys that time, too?

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:46 pm

And he strikes out Ichiro, one of the better hitters of the modern era. Go figure.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:47 pm

This is a really normal inning of baseball.

Geezes Ichiro.

by **British_Pharaoh** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:48 pm

Stop overthrowing you fat idiot

by **DrPoove** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:48 pm

Almost HBP3. I am laughing at this point. Sweet, gentle Jesus.

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:49 pm

Gotta be an uncomfortable at bat for some Mariners right now.

And for Tribe fans.

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:49 pm

Good god, THROW A STRIKE

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:50 pm

OUT YOU SUMMA BITCH!

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:50 pm

If he's going to be this wild and blow the game open for Seattle, how about throwing a pitch into the Mariners dugout and nailing Wedge?

I'd give up a victory or two for that.

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:50 pm

MLB just doesn't want an Indians WS.

by **DrPoove** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:50 pm

Smart move running on Zeke. Unfortunately for us.

Too close to call on replay, IMHO.

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:51 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:If he's going to be this wild and blow the game open for Seattle, how about throwing a pitch into the Mariners dugout and nailing Wedge?

I'd give up a victory or two for that.

How many times does he flinch/twitch before the ball hits him?

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:51 pm

The umpires from the Tigers series are here tonight? Must be...

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:51 pm

NH Tribe Fan wrote:
Adverb Harry wrote:If he's going to be this wild and blow the game open for Seattle, how about throwing a pitch into the Mariners dugout and nailing Wedge?

I'd give up a victory or two for that.

How many times does he flinch/twitch before the ball hits him?

Three times, minimum.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:53 pm

Acta, please take Perez out of the game.

by **British_Pharaoh** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:53 pm

DO NOT take that son of a bitch out. Complete his humiliation

by **peeker643** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:55 pm

Perez is done for tomorrow. Has to be.

May be a blessing given hos outing tonight but he's gotta be near 35 pitches.

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:55 pm

I just don't understand the logic of taking Pestano out after he needed 4 pitches to get two outs in the 8th.

Shame Haf isn't here to walkoff against League again.

by **FUDU** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:56 pm

Hannahan is over due for a walk off.

by **British_Pharaoh** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:57 pm

5.5 back for a team who cannot string 2 wins together.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:57 pm

That was excitingly terrible though.

You have to step back and appreciate that level of suck and the sprinkle of awesome (Ichiro) thrown on top.

Shit was fresh baked chocolate suck cup cakes.

by **NH Tribe Fan** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:57 pm

Some Harry Doyle for us.

by **DrPoove** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:57 pm

HBP, HBP, E1, K, SF, BB, K. Epic Fail.

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