Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:45 am

RAT FARTS!!!!!

by **FortheWin** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:45 am

Why didn't Hafner hit for him?

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:45 am

Shelley Duncan finishes every swing at Eddie Gaedell-like height.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:45 am

What a piece of shit. Fucking loser.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:46 am

Shoot me.
The neighbor runs over my toe
My AC goes out
My wife left with a pervert
And the Tribe blows it in the end of three of last 4 BIG games.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:46 am

peeker643 wrote:Shelley Duncan finishes every swing at Eddie Gaedell-like height.

Where you been? Killing that buck with your bare hands?

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:46 am

<---- No longer a Manny Acta fan

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:46 am

peeker643 wrote:Shelley Duncan finishes every swing at Eddie Gaedell-like height.

Are you gonna drop some Eddie Cantor references on us next?

by **scrambler** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:46 am

FortheWin wrote:Why didn't Hafner hit for him?

That is quite a legitimate question. Maybe he has heat exhaustion and is throwing up in the hotel room like Brantley in Minn. that's about the only excuse I'd accept.

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:48 am

skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Shelley Duncan finishes every swing at Eddie Gaedell-like height.

Where you been? Killing that buck with your bare hands?

That's not sporting.

I'm poisoning its food source to give it a fighting chance to move on.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:48 am

It's 11:47. Do you know where your Travis Hafner is, Manny Acta?

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:49 am

Dellucci TailGator wrote:It's 11:47. Do you know where your Travis Hafner is, Manny Acta?

Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:49 am

Symbolic47 wrote:Im just gonna say this now. IF we lose tonight I will be pissed. This like yesterday, is a HUGE game. Especially with a damn 5 run lead.

Ah, don't worry about it.

I have it on good authority that we should be happy to go 2-5 on this road trip. Since we already won 2, we can get swept here in Texas and everything is still Aces.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:50 am

Does anybody feel confident watching Rafael Perez pitch?

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:50 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Shelley Duncan finishes every swing at Eddie Gaedell-like height.

Are you gonna drop some Eddie Cantor references on us next?

Enough.

That guy was a showman.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:50 am

OldDawg wrote:Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

He probably throws like BabaBooey

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:50 am

Did the boston fans go to texas? Every long ball is a homer to them... Of course, with their team, it usually is.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:50 am

The fences need to be 30 feet deeper in right center.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:51 am

skatingtripods wrote:Does anybody feel confident watching Rafael Perez pitch?

Not me. He almost gave up two homers.....

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:53 am

Raise your hand if your sure.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:54 am

It will be strange if the offense wakes up, the rotation is stabilized by Ubaldo and the thing that sinks this team's playoff hopes is the bullpen down the stretch.

by **scrambler** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:54 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Symbolic47 wrote:Im just gonna say this now. IF we lose tonight I will be pissed. This like yesterday, is a HUGE game. Especially with a damn 5 run lead.

Ah, don't worry about it.

I have it on good authority that we should be happy to go 2-5 on this road trip. Since we already won 2, we can get swept here in Texas and everything is still Aces.

I am pleased you read me and pay attention!! You of all people should understand details of my madness.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:54 am

Sell Texas back to Mexico!!

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:55 am

Dellucci TailGator wrote:It will be strange if the offense wakes up, the rotation is stabilized by Ubaldo and the thing that sinks this team's playoff hopes is the bullpen down the stretch.

Dude, I love the Twilight Zone series from the old days, but stop it, you're killing me.

by **scrambler** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:57 am

skatingtripods wrote:Does anybody feel confident watching Rafael Perez pitch?

Yes, moreso than the other Perez. Of our 5 "good" relievers Chris Perez is far and away the worst of the 5.

does anyone on this board accept facetiousness?? I sort of mean it about Chris Perez though. I still want the INdians to actually win games. I really do.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:57 am

Bunt him over.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:58 am

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:58 am

Erie Warrior wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

He probably throws like BabaBooey

Or Eric the Midget.

by **shamwow imitator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:58 am

Acta is letting everybody else run...does he turn Brantley loose?

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:58 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Sell Texas back to Mexico!!

No need. They pretty much already own it. At least if possession is 9/10 and all that....

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:58 am

Not a fan of the bunt with Carrera on deck. I'd almost rather hit & run and try and go 1st to 3rd.

by **andrew6586** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:59 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

He probably throws like BabaBooey

Or Eric the Midget.

Seriously, I hate that ungrateful little dipshit. I keep hoping for Howard to wash his hands of him, but it doesn't happen.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:59 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

He probably throws like BabaBooey

Or Eric the Midget.

Or his arm falls off on his first pitch. Then he can room up with Grady.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:59 am

Brantley is the slowest fast guy ever.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:59 am

Hit a homer for once in your life donald.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:00 am

Son of a ...

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:01 am

Fuck sakes, do we ever catch a break?

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:01 am

WOW, NO BUNT, I REPEAT NO BUNT, NO BUNT, NO BUNT, NO BUNT.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:01 am

Awesome at bat from Carrera.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:02 am

Please. Shoot me.

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:02 am

Nothing you can do there. Everything done right and still come up begging.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:02 am

If they can't play better than this they deserve to lose.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:04 am

Acta's questionable decisions magnified right now. Bringing Ubaldo back out on a 100 degree night. Three caught stealings on blown hit & runs.

No margin for error. From the players or the manager.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:04 am

andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Saving him for the 13th inning.... when we are out of pitchers

He probably throws like BabaBooey

Or Eric the Midget.

Seriously, I hate that ungrateful little dipshit. I keep hoping for Howard to wash his hands of him, but it doesn't happen.

I really haven't listened to Stern that much since he left for Sirius, but for the lasy few weeks i've been listening to ETM clips on youtube like non stop. Fred kills me with his impressions and "ACK ACK!!" sound FX..... oh and Artie "Go fuck yourself, Eric".

"zero point zero" was fantastic.

by **Kingpin74** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:04 am

Walk off meatball is on its way.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:05 am

Dang, that looked like one of our ABs

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:06 am

Yup, on base.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:07 am

We should all turn this off. Maybe we'll miss us winning the game. Or save ourselves from a slow death, at least.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:07 am

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:07 am

peeker643 wrote:Nothing you can do there. Everything done right and still come up begging.

tastybrownies wrote:If they can't play better than this they deserve to lose.

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