Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:56 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:Let's at least get a 4-run lead. I've got a bad feeling about C.Perez tonight.

compared to other nights?

by **googleeph2** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:57 pm

Dellucci TailGator wrote:I know people are indifferent about Fukudome, but I think he's a massive upgrade over Buck/Kearns.

i'm not indifferent. He is a solid major league hitter. By definition, an upgrade.
Even tho he was 1 for 10 coming in, he'd contributed to 2 rallies over the last few days already.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:58 pm

Youklis just looks bizarre when he's at the plate. If he wasn't wearing a baseball uniform, I'd think he was an axe murderer.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:59 pm

Asdrubal: "Out of my way, rook."

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:59 pm

Dnthateonthepronk wrote:
Adverb Harry wrote:Let's at least get a 4-run lead. I've got a bad feeling about C.Perez tonight.

compared to other nights?

Good point. :gah:

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:59 pm

dazindiansfanuk wrote:I don't like a Pestano-Ortiz match-up.

Nevermind!

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:59 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:Youkliks just looks bizarre when he's at the plate. If he wasn't wearing a baseball uniform, I'd think he was an axe murderer.

or drive a giant white van while wearing a trenchcoat

by **googleeph2** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:59 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:Youkliks just looks bizarre when he's at the plate. If he wasn't wearing a baseball uniform, I'd think he was an axe murderer.

That's just a stoopid beard.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:00 pm

Well that was thorough.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:00 pm

If I were oblivious to baseball, I'd be more comfortable stepping into an elevator with Brian Wilson than I would Youklis.

by **googleeph2** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:00 pm

VINNIE PESTOSTERONE

And their order is set up nicely for C Perez

by **shamwow imitator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:01 pm

Vin-Man

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:02 pm

Top of the lineup due up...... couple more runs would be nice!

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:03 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:If I were oblivious to baseball, I'd be more comfortable stepping into an elevator with Brian Wilson than I would Youklis.

Papelbon's eyes make him highest on the creepometer. Reminds me of Jamie Kennedy's guy peeing in the bushes in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle for some reason.

by **googleeph2** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:04 pm

Would like to see a small ball inning now, to go up by 4 in the 9th.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:06 pm

Dellucci TailGator wrote:Papelbon's eyes make him highest on the creepometer. Reminds me of Jamie Kennedy's guy peeing in the bushes in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle for some reason.

for the love of god somebody save that poor baby

by **shamwow imitator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

Kipnis !!!

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

A triple away!

Nice poke.

by **YouCanPutItOnTheBoardYES!** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

googleeph2 wrote:Would like to see a small ball inning now, to go up by 4 in the 9th.

That also works. :nanner:

by **British_Pharaoh** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

Best game of JK's young career.

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

Witness the Kipnis!!

More importantly, Witness the Wattness!!!

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

Dnthateonthepronk wrote:
Dellucci TailGator wrote:Papelbon's eyes make him highest on the creepometer. Reminds me of Jamie Kennedy's guy peeing in the bushes in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle for some reason.

for the love of god somebody save that poor baby

She does appear to be nervous.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:07 pm

Fenway, I know I've said some horrible things about you, but I wasn't thinking clearly. Please take me back.

Love,

Adverb Harry
XOXOXOXO

by **fairvis** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:08 pm

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:08 pm

Uh, I don't miss Uncle Orly.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:08 pm

googleeph2 wrote:Would like to see a small ball inning now, to go up by 4 in the 9th.

Or a home run by the Kip Kid works too.

dazindiansfanuk wrote:
dazindiansfanuk wrote:I don't like a Pestano-Ortiz match-up.

Nevermind!

Yeah, not a big deal when Big Sloppy swings at the first pitch.

by **RedDawg53** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:09 pm

Witness th Kipnis! Doing something OC can't do. Already over the cancellation of the OC

by **Am I Here Again?** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:10 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:A triple away!

Nice poke.

He'll have to get it tomorrow. I don't want this game to go extra inning.

by **bookelly** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:10 pm

Looks like we finally found a second baseman.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:12 pm

bookelly wrote:Looks like we finally found a second baseman.

We got Brandon Phillips back??

:hide:

Totally kidding.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:12 pm

Caption This. My choice? "Should I poop on Daddy's leg or just throw up????"

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:13 pm

Dellucci TailGator wrote:Papelbon's eyes make him highest on the creepometer. Reminds me of Jamie Kennedy's guy peeing in the bushes in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle for some reason.

This your bush? Huh? You king of the forest?

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:14 pm

Am I Here Again? wrote:Caption This. My choice?

why does daddy have my bottle in his pants?

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:15 pm

Am I Here Again? wrote:Caption This. My choice? "Should I poop on Daddy's leg or just throw up????"

If you want to really creep it up:

"Has Daddy got a bat? 'Cause I feel something."

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:15 pm

Dnthateonthepronk wrote:
Am I Here Again? wrote:Caption This. My choice?

why does daddy have my bottle in his pants?

Your's is better. :salute:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:15 pm

^^^^ That's just wrong.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:17 pm

The strike zones this year have been terrible. Tonight is no exception. Must be a bunch of new guys.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:18 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:^^^^ That's just wrong.

Perhaps someone should doodle an ejaculating penis on her face.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:18 pm

Dear 240-pound homeless tubby grubby Tribe closer Jesus, please don't make this difficult.

by **cozmeesah** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:18 pm

YouCanPutItOnTheBoardYES! wrote:
cozmeesah wrote:
YouCanPutItOnTheBoardYES! wrote:
googleeph2 wrote:
YouCanPutItOnTheBoardYES! wrote:Anyone know why I'm watching SportsCenter instead of this game on ESPN?

Because the indians are up?

Or, wait: are they discussing Derek Jeter? He hit a home run for his 3000th hit, in case you did not know that.

ESPN and my Guide on Time Warner says this game should be on .

If the game is also on STO, it's always blacked out on ESPN in STO's viewing area.

I'm from upstate NY though so I'm not sure why its not on.

You might be too close to NESN's viewing area then.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:19 pm

Adverb Harry wrote:
Your's is better.

Thankyou Sir :cheers:

by **googleeph2** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:19 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:^^^^ That's just wrong.

Yeah

by **FortheWin** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:19 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:The strike zones this year have been terrible. Tonight is no exception. Must be a bunch of new guys.

HP: Mike Easterbrook
1B Todd Tichenor
2B: Gerry Davis
3B Angel Hernandez

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:20 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:^^^^ That's just wrong.

Perhaps someone should doodle an ejaculating penis on her face.

nah, that might be an improvement

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:21 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:^^^^ That's just wrong.

Perhaps someone should doodle an ejaculating penis on her face.

That's a baby. David Stern is a glorified bridge troll that should be mocked at every turn.

I was gonna write "I heart Eastern Europe" on the penis, but it wouldn't have been readable.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:21 pm

i love when crowds cheer wildly at defensive indifference. They are basically cheering a guy running to second base.

by **Adverb Harry** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:21 pm

Okay, I'm breaking up with Fenway again. The whore.

by **dazindiansfanuk** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:22 pm

Ballgame!!!

Big win.

Watt, you're starting every game thread until the season end.... has to be done!

by **shamwow imitator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:22 pm

BALLGAME !!

by **Symbolic47** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:22 pm

BIG WIN!

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