5 ? Friday

[Erie Warrior]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?

2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?

3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?

4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?

5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family?

[Erie Warrior]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?
Yes, do some crunches
2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?
Always a beer guy
3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?
Bust ass early, get the message across
4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?
St. Patty's Day or golf
5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family?
Food procurement. If it swims, runs or flies, I'll make it dinner

[peeker643]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?

2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?

3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?

4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?

5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family?

1. No fat on Hafner EW. He's back to pretty damn ripped.
2. Angel's Kiss....err...I mean Miller High Life.
3. Love The Offspring.....
4. Vegas.
5. I got nothing. Maybe hide them all behind CDT?

[FUDU]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?
Yes

2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?
On vacation probably a Margarita, at home a beer or long island.

3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?
Bust ass and no Santa.

4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?
Vegas or fishing trip w/the guys.

5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family? Have access to Slingshot Water Purification system.

[furls]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?

Nope, I am not fat and I have strained an oblique during one of my golf obsessions. I have a big, violent swing and hitting 3ish large buckets a day will injure you. Oblique strains fucking suck too and don't heal for weeks.

2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?

Ice cold Miller High Life, the true drink of summer.

3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?

If you are intimidating enough you never actually have to hit anyone (or put them in time out). A dad should be able to raise an eyebrow, give a look and put everyone back in line without saying a word.

4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?

Tailgating.

5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family?

I got nothing.

[skatingtripods]

1. Is a "strained oblique" a gay injury for fat pussies?

Happens when playing sports, specifically when swinging and having to uncoil your muscles in fractions of a second.

2. 85 degrees, sunny w/ a nice breeze, what's your drink?

Coors Light

3. Offspring: time out or bust some ass?

Depends on what they did.

4. Most appropriate occasions to drink by 7am?

Impending apocalypse.

5. The apocalypse happens tomorrow (stupid religion), what good or service could you provide to help save your family?

Bang Carrie Underwood. I don't know how it helps them, but it'd help me.