Cleveland Cavaliers & The NBA

by **e0y2e3** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:26 pm

Spin, Rat Fuck and FUDU.

HAT TRICK

by **FUDU** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:27 pm

Peek when yosay u wrong about the game you're talking about the game in general correct, and not a specific game?

by **peeker643** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:18 pm

I like sports at the highest level. Whatever it is. Soccer, NCAA hoops, NBA, NHL, etc. I'm not gonna not watch it.

The NBA playoffs have been outstanding with and without the Heat on the TV. So yeah, the game in general.

by **Orenthal** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:35 pm

In regards to the playoffs thread peeks and people losing it (getting emo) on the forums. That's the quick recolection list I could come up with...

by **e0y2e3** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:37 pm

It also proved I convinced you Pros was Edgey.

Teehee.

by **Orenthal** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:41 pm

That was fully qualified.

by **pup** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:28 am

I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

by **googleeph2** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:32 am

pup wrote:I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

This might be the first post I've understood in the Cavs forum since late 1952.

by **mattvan1** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:33 am

pup wrote:I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

What is needed here is an independent and objective third party to hold the cash until one of the teams win a championship.

I'll do it.

BTW, if the Las Vegas Cavs or the Anaheim Cavs win a title before the Miami Heat wins one does it still count?

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:00 am

pup wrote:I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

Wow.

by **pup** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:15 am

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
pup wrote:I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

Wow.

OK. How about my $1,000,000 vs your $100,000?

Or you tell me what it needs to be before you would be interested.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:49 am

pup wrote:OK. How about my $1,000,000 vs your $100,000?

Or you tell me what it needs to be before you would be interested.

Seriously, is Bron puttin' you up in his basement or am I missing something?

by **Ziner** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:57 am

pup wrote:
Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
pup wrote:I get the Heat.
You get the Cavs.

First title wins $1,000,000 from the loser.

Who is up for it?

Wow.

OK. How about my $1,000,000 vs your $100,000?

Or you tell me what it needs to be before you would be interested.

I will do it for your $1,000,000 vs my $10. :dingle:

by **motherscratcher** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:53 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
pup wrote:OK. How about my $1,000,000 vs your $100,000?

Or you tell me what it needs to be before you would be interested.

Seriously, is Bron puttin' you up in his basement or am I missing something?

I think you're missing something.

It ain't about LeBron being a piece of shit douchenozzle. He is. But that's personal. This is bidnis.

And if you want to talk money Pup is willing to give you odds. If you're willing to take them I want in on some of that action too.

by **Spin** » Fri May 20, 2011 1:23 pm

Exactly, nobody is taking that straight up.

RIght now the odds of the Cavs winning a title is 1:20,000. For recreational purposes only, of course...

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:15 pm

motherscratcher wrote:It ain't about LeBron being a piece of shit douchenozzle. He is. But that's personal. This is bidnis.

Well pup can enjoy his Serious Business. I'll just chalk up another notch on my growing lack of giving a shit about sports and move on.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:43 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:It ain't about LeBron being a piece of shit douchenozzle. He is. But that's personal. This is bidnis.

Well pup can enjoy his Serious Business. I'll just chalk up another notch on my growing lack of giving a shit about sports and move on.

I guess I'm not understanding you. What is the notch in your growing lack of giving a shit about sports? Is it that Lebron is a douche? Or is it that Pup (and me and others) think that Miami is still more likely to win a championship than the Cavs, despite the Cavs recent good fortune in the lottery?

by **Orenthal** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:46 pm

Probably just sick of people who put the rational above the home town loyalty. NOT SAYING ITS AN EITHER OR. Fuck all you smarts.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:49 pm

Orenthal wrote:Probably just sick of people who put the rational above the home town loyalty. NOT SAYING ITS AN EITHER OR. Fuck all you smarts.

Wait. If someone puts a gun to my wife's head and tells me to pick a team that will win the NBA championship sometime in the next 5 years I'm not saying the Cavs just because they're my favorite team.

Are you saying that somehow makes me less loyal?

by **Orenthal** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:06 pm

Who the fuck ever would do such a thing without first raping you?

by **Orenthal** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:07 pm

Did you miss that huge caps thing. You asked for me to explain the irrational thought of someone SEEMINGLY putting the Cavaliers above Miami. How else can the irrational be explained?

by **motherscratcher** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:13 pm

In my defense, I just spent the last 10 minutes fantasizing about being raped and searching youtube for an appropriate clip from The Life Of Brian.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:15 pm

Wait. Did I say fantasizing? I meant some other thing besides fantasizing.

by **Orenthal** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:17 pm

It's almost like a religious thing, not the rape, their is no answer for it other then the slimest of mathematical odds until James wins it or the Cavaliers are actually contenders, and faith/loyalty/irrational things.

by **mattvan1** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:32 pm

motherscratcher wrote:In my defense, I just spent the last 10 minutes fantasizing about being raped and searching youtube for an appropriate clip from The Life Of Brian.

A clip with Biggus Diccus?

BTW, do I get to hold the $1,000,000 or not?

by **OldDawg** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:31 pm

Motherscratcher, you are one of my favorite posters around here. You always keep things light. Never seem to over-react. Never seem to take any of us too seriously. Always seem to keep a sense of humor about you.

My only question is, do you really scratch your mother?

by **Gradysmanldy** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:47 pm

motherscratcher wrote:In my defense, I just spent the last 10 minutes fantasizing about being raped and searching youtube for an appropriate clip from The Life Of Brian.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:53 pm

You buffoons, if you encourage him he'll never go away!!!

by **e0y2e3** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:22 pm

Further evidence our owner is an angry spitefull little troll that has no understanding of self control or national perception:

http://guyism.com/sports/the-taj-gibson ... lbert.html

by **Ziner** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:37 pm

Further evidence that Gilbert is spiteful toward Brendan Heywood as well.

http://www.fathead.com/nba/oklahoma-cit ... unk-mural/

by **e0y2e3** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:39 pm

Glad he has at least learned that if you are going to rush one out you have to push the other.

No way either of those is released if it wasn't a Heat player that started it.

by **OldDawg** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:41 pm

Not surprising to find no LBJ Miami Fathead, either.

by **Ziner** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:53 pm

He is kind of boxed himself in on that one. If he has a Lebron fathead he gets ripped for profiting off a player that he is known to despise. .

by **Orenthal** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:04 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Glad he has at least learned that if you are going to rush one out you have to push the other.

No way either of those is released if it wasn't a Heat player that started it.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:56 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:You buffoons, if you encourage him he'll never go away!!!

Pay no attention to e0y everyone.

He is just upset that I have supplanted him as the board's preminent expert all things technological, electronical, and whizbangy. When people have a problem with their VCRs, walkmans, and TV clickers, he is no longer the person that they turn to, and he thus feels a bit useless.

It's kind of sad and pathetic, but it is also natural and understandable.

So everyone, feel free to ask me any of your more difficult and in depth questions. But if it's something a little more simple, go ahead and throw e0y a bone. It'll make him feel better...more useful. Like a dog pulling a sled, he just wants to be loved and make people happy.

[littleyellowheadwiththefreakishlylongarmsgrabbingfiveotherlittleyellowheadsandforciblyrapingthemwithtwomassive
thrustswhilesmiling]

by **motherscratcher** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:58 pm

OldDawg wrote:Motherscratcher, you are one of my favorite posters around here. You always keep things light. Never seem to over-react. Never seem to take any of us too seriously. Always seem to keep a sense of humor about you.

My only question is, do you really scratch your mother?

Dawg, I dig your style too, man. Got that whole "I'm a bulldog" thing goin' on.

And while I appreciate the compliment, and would like to think that I'm kind of laid back about stuff, I think it's a little closer to truth to say I'm too stupid to realize when someone is making fun of me.

As to your question, only when appropriate...like on weekends and holidays.

by **mattvan1** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:01 pm

motherscratcher wrote: When people have a problem with their VCRs, walkmans, and TV clickers,......

Do you support Sony Betamax and 8 track music tapes as well?

TV clicker. I love that expression.

by **FUDU** » Sat May 21, 2011 4:08 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:You buffoons, if you encourage him he'll never go away!!!

Pay no attention to e0y everyone.

He is just upset that I have supplanted him as the board's preminent expert all things technological, electronical, and whizbangy. When people have a problem with their VCRs, walkmans, and TV clickers, he is no longer the person that they turn to, and he thus feels a bit useless.

It's kind of sad and pathetic, but it is also natural and understandable.

So everyone, feel free to ask me any of your more difficult and in depth questions. But if it's something a little more simple, go ahead and throw e0y a bone. It'll make him feel better...more useful. Like a dog pulling a sled, he just wants to be loved and make people happy.

[::penisenvy::]

by **Spin** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:33 am

You guys still don't see LeBron pucker up?

by **fundamentals** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:35 pm

Spin wrote:You guys still don't see LeBron pucker up?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go, folks piling up MeBron. Let this thing play out because taking umbrage in his "potential" demise is premature.

He is the biggest reason as to why they made it to the Finals. To dismiss his abilities and stupidity until the games are over still makes me a bit nervous.

If/when they lose, then have at it and I will agree with you, sort of.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:14 pm

Enjoy the moment.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:25 pm

fundamentals wrote:He is the biggest reason as to why they made it to the Finals.

Dwayne Wade would have something to say about that. That was an equal partnership right up until the Finals.

by **peeker643** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:15 pm

Madre- You're like Shin Soo Choo on a booze filled drive through Sheffield Lake. You're all over the place on this.

It was an equal partnership before? When Wade wasn't shooting at all well and while James was closing out and dominating the C's and Bulls and doing whatever he wanted to the Karl Malone Memorial MVP winner?

It was equal then between James and Wade?
But this isn't now? This is James going French/Irish with his LeQuitagain? Tell me why this isn't the Heat playing to the stengths of the matchup this series as it was the last two. And yeah, he was pathetic and sad last night. No doubt.

So what is it today? No way the Heat win with 3 Men and some slop or is it destiny?

Pick a position please.

Consider the right one: Great, great player who's a douchebag/jagoff/asshole.

I love how this thread gets hit by some troll or another every 12th playoff game where LeDick looks disinterested.

Same fucking troll is silent the three weeks in between.

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
fundamentals wrote:He is the biggest reason as to why they made it to the Finals.

Dwayne Wade would have something to say about that. That was an equal partnership right up until the Finals.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:31 pm

^Rest assured I'll be the next one if Game 5 goes my way.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:51 pm

peeker643 wrote:Madre- You're like Shin Soo Choo on a booze filled drive through Sheffield Lake. You're all over the place on this.

Yes, its amazing I can fit my viewpoint around changing facts instead of being like Lee stomping up and down about how he was right all along.

That said, I've believed all along the Heat had two MVP-caliber players. Undeniable fact. But I've also believed that James wasn't better than Wade. Not worse, but not better. On a talent and skill level, sure, but everyone knew who had the balls in that relationship the instant the party went to DWade's backyard. Last night - heck, the entire series to this point - only added more fuel to that fire.

by **e0y2e3** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:04 pm

4 games decided by a total of 15 points, 3 decided on the last shot.

Even if that was a sweep I was right all along.

And I’m not even sure how in the fuck you are dragging me into this.

by **peeker643** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:05 pm

Hmmm.... what, pray tell, did the previous two series tell you about those relationships? The series that were played with Wade as shadow puppet.

The facts haven't changed. Those two guys are no different today than they were a week ago, two weeks ago, or two years ago.

But while the facts haven't changed (and the match ups have) your viewpoints seem to be spinning like Jason Terry on an intricate inbound play.

I'm suggesting that if you opinions change on a game by game or series by series basis then those opinions weren't too deeply rooted to begin with and/or that they weren't based on much more than emotion as opposed to fact.

Shouldn't be huge pendulum swings at this point. Getting dizzy reading those. ;-) ;) :wink:

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Madre- You're like Shin Soo Choo on a booze filled drive through Sheffield Lake. You're all over the place on this.

Yes, its amazing I can fit my viewpoint around changing facts instead of being like Lee stomping up and down about how he was right all along.

That said, I've believed all along the Heat had two MVP-caliber players. Undeniable fact. But I've also believed that James wasn't better than Wade. Not worse, but not better. On a talent and skill level, sure, but everyone knew who had the balls in that relationship the instant the party went to DWade's backyard. Last night - heck, the entire series to this point - only added more fuel to that fire.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:09 pm

peeker643 wrote:I'm suggesting that if you opinions change on a game by game or series by series basis then those opinions weren't too deeply rooted to begin with and/or that they weren't based on much more than emotion as opposed to fact.

Wade as the 'shadow puppet'? Right backatcha.

by **peeker643** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:45 pm

Ridiculous huh? I have an issue with board peers failing to understand hyperbole.

I should have said "Partner" I guess. Or maybe "Somewhat more silent partner"?

I fear if this series goes seven games your doctor will simply not know what meds to put you on given your inclination to either depression, resignation or elation.

The good news though is that no matter how the series ends up you can legitimately say you knew it all along. :thumb up:

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I'm suggesting that if you opinions change on a game by game or series by series basis then those opinions weren't too deeply rooted to begin with and/or that they weren't based on much more than emotion as opposed to fact.

Wade as the 'shadow puppet'? Right backatcha.

by **Spin** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:59 pm

Christ is was a simple question.

Bron pulled a choke job again last night, and everyone outside of this forum called it like it is. And if anyone knows a choke job, it should be a veteran Cleveland sports fan...

Might as well go ahead and call me an ass hole, I rooted against the Baltimodell Ravens in Super Bowl 35. What the fuck was I thinking? :spanky:

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