Playoffs thread

[Cerebral_DownTime]

whacking off to acMichelle Bachman centerfold.

Dude.......

And btw, fatso, did you ever play frosh basketball?

[Orenthal]

You didn't pm me... and you'd know I was gay if you paid attention to the smart people.

[jb]

whacking off to acMichelle Bachman centerfold.

Dude.......

And btw, fatso, did you ever play frosh basketball?

I'm more like swollen-so than fatso. But that is now and not then.

My HS frosh team would beat Jesse's varsity by 20 points any given year. Doesn't matter. Neither one of us strated on those teams. But only one man keeps his ego in check.

But then again, I never had the stupidity and audacity and false ego to criticize a world class athlete for his performance in the fuckin' NBA PLAYOFFS who physically works harder on any given day after a Vegas late night than some mysogynistic stoner worked on his best day ever. One guy quit on a game; maybe. Another quit on life and does bong hits in Mom's basement while being angry about having no Dad and blaming single Mom households and needs a psychiatrist. Somehone, Bron abides with greater, and yet similar, challeneges.

But then again, viva message boards. So me playing CYO St Joe league ball makes me an expert as well.

Clueless deluded wonders.

Insulated comunities of wierdoes and losers.

[Ziner]

I can't take this guy seriously. So far off the reservation. What in the world has happened to you in the last month? Between you being the official swinger of bron-bron nads and the extremist centrist takes I am not sure what to think. All vitriol and anger, unless it has to do with Lebron or Barry. Strange transformation you have made, this spiral could make history.

p.s. Any Denver trips coming up? I am going to feel bad if you spiral takes you all the way down the shitter and I will forever regret not getting together with you for some beers. I could invite Ward Churchill if that would make you more comfortable.

[Orenthal]

Only if it hadn't already happened in the past. Eh, just flow. Enjoy the ride.

[jb]

I can't take this guy seriously. So far off the reservation. What in the world has happened to you in the last month? Between you being the official swinger of bron-bron nads and the extremist centrist takes I am not sure what to think. All vitriol and anger, unless it has to do with Lebron or Barry. Strange transformation you have made, this spiral could make history.

p.s. Any Denver trips coming up? I am going to feel bad if you spiral takes you all the way down the shitter and I will forever regret not getting together with you for some beers. I could invite Ward Churchill if that would make you more comfortable.

Closer than you think until tomorrow.

But you all shit on me with no objectivity. I am done.

I am Iron Man.

The punks will run and snipe lamely. I will find out who is real later. I engage when I fucking feeling like engaging.

There are certain forums and posters here where there is no integrity. No menchkeit. I aim to put it all in a crucible. And then stay or move on. It doesn;t really matter to me that much anymore. I gotta magnifying glass. There's some ants.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

So you did play basketball?

[furls]

Looks like the lack of depth is really starting to affect the Heat. James and Wade have been quiet lately, I bet they get going coming out of this timeout. I hope not, but I bet Spol gets the Heat back into their offense and we see more out of James and Wade.

FUDU & Pods & rat tail and the pantheon of tard takes never broke out worse takes.

Corky feels for u

How was that a bad take? The mo' was definitely swing the Bulls direction and the Heat (particularly Haslem) looked gassed. The Heat came out of the timeout and LBJ more or less took the game over. Granted I didn't see any structured offense, but it doesn't change the fact that the Heat got it going out of the well timed time out.

[hermanfontenot]

Says the kid living in moms basement who never played frosh ball at Kent Roosevelt.

Only crawls out of his hole when his team wins.

Typical Heat fan.

[hermanfontenot]

One guy quit on a game; maybe. Another quit on life and does bong hits in Mom's basement while being angry about having no Dad and blaming single Mom households and needs a psychiatrist. Somehone, Bron abides with greater, and yet similar, challeneges.

I really hope you're not talking about someone in particular.

[jb]

Says the kid living in moms basement who never played frosh ball at Kent Roosevelt.

Only crawls out of his hole when his team wins.

Typical Heat fan.

Yeah. I'm a Heat fan. Simpleton.

I'm just done with you internet ayatollahs.

Lee has this right. There is no point trying to be a nettizen here. You can't have rational discussion. May as well just be a flaming a-hole.

[jb]

So you did play basketball?

Hell no. Not in any meaningful way CDT. Yeah, who doesn't play as a kid on their school team and pick up? Point is I know what I'm not. I post on the interwebs. I don't call out pro athletes.

And that's why I don't post stupid f'kin' shit like "LaBron James had everything handed to him" and "He's a quitter". No one near this board has the cred to write one word like that. Forget sports. Most haven't even dedicated themselves to anything in lidfe like these guys do.

Screw Bron. Wish eh stayed. He didn't. He's a cokcy kid with a limited world view. But that doesn't make for stupid takes based on fake moral superiority or, LOL, work ethic from slackers.

But screw interweb ayatollah know-it-alls more.

So I don't care if you bash me casue too bad for you I like your style. But some of these other kids....

[peeker643]

Anger & Bargaining.

You're at #3 my man.

Good to see you moving along however slowly it may be. Your meltdown was sad to see but soon you'll move past putting it on everyone else when you get to reflection, depression and loneliness.

That's typically when you see you were the root cause of your misery. If it takes stepping away I will personally miss you until you come back because regardless of the issues, you're my boy.

(I would at this time offer the suggestion not to get too deeply into personal attacks and characterizations of people you've actually met, talked to and spilled a beer with over how they reacted to cartoon character athletes who live completely different lives than real people. They're not real. The people you hit GotL with or Mumi with or The Jake with are. Just saying. Pot/Kettle coming from me? For sure.).

There was a time 9-10 months ago when I told Lee I wouldn't watch the NBA All-Star game if it was in my driveway. Clearly I was wrong but not willing to admit for some time.

You'll get there. And we'll forgive you frontin' your LBJ love and we'll forgive you puttin' off on others what you can't believe was on you. Happens to all of us. Just easier to get past if you fall on your sword quicker.

Took me months. I still think we earned those months but much of what was said was definitely misguided.

Know thyself.
Start reflectin' and quit deflectin'.

[Kingpin74]

^(Uh, what happened to the post of Kingpins that should have been where ^ was pointing too??? Don't delete your heat of the moment posts people.)

Have you seen Dallas lately? They got this Dirk guy who hits shots over 7 footers, 6'10" athletic freaks with insane 'span (Ibaka), and just about any other physical defender? They also have a savvy PG, and a pretty deep team that has plenty of playoff expierence.

Its not quite a parting of the seas.

Haha sorry, was very angry after the game and didn't think my pissiness had a place on here. Dallas does look great now but the way these playoffs have gone, they'll probably flame out in the Finals. Everything just seems to be falling into place for the Heat.

[Orenthal]

The funny part is it looks like emo is the way to go these days.

Chicago has to figure a way to get create offense outside of Rose. Who was more or less walled off and made into a forced ISO player. They gave him only 1 option most of the night, and that is much easier to stop. Deng was also less effective in the same role, as the Miami pressure caused some ill advised dives to the rims and a couple turnovers. Haslem gave them that bit of toughness they were missing in Game 1, and Miami actually had the edge on the boards.

Hoever I don't see Chicago shooting as poorly going forward. Though with Miami taking 1 in Chicago it takes a huge amount of pressure off, and sets them up nicely. Can't wait to see all those great Heat fans get behind their team.

[peeker643]

Not sure how much more the Bulls can go with Korver either. Fucking sieve defensively. Thankfully he's checking Abe Vigoda Bibby out there but it still forces Rose to wear down on Wade on LBJ.

And look no further than the O running through Wade for LBJ's finishing kick these days. Dude just isn't worn to a nub running and being responsible for every single offensive set and possesiion/key hoop as well as being responsible for getting big stops all by himself.

He's relaxed and fresh and deadly because of it even as he plants excuses like a bitch before hand to explain away a potential egg he lays.

The funny part is it looks like emo is the way to go these days.

Chicago has to figure a way to get create offense outside of Rose. Who was more or less walled off and made into a forced ISO player. They gave him only 1 option most of the night, and that is much easier to stop. Deng was also less effective in the same role, as the Miami pressure caused some ill advised dives to the rims and a couple turnovers. Haslem gave them that bit of toughness they were missing in Game 1, and Miami actually had the edge on the boards.

Hoever I don't see Chicago shooting as poorly going forward. Though with Miami taking 1 in Chicago it takes a huge amount of pressure off, and sets them up nicely. Can't wait to see all those great Heat fans get behind their team.

[hermanfontenot]

You'll get there.

Not with me he won't.

This is typical. JB goes after me because he knows I'm too soft to go back after him. He gets so riled at other people calling for plane crashes and catastrophic knee injuries- neither of which I've ever done- that he rips me a new one.

That's how he rolls.

Typical chickenshit bullying. Old hat.

[peeker643]

You'll get there.

Not with me he won't.

This is typical. JB goes after me because he knows I'm too soft to go back after him. He gets so riled at other people calling for plane crashes and catastrophic knee injuries- neither of which I've ever done- that he rips me a new one.

That's how he rolls.

Typical chickenshit bullying. Old hat.

Mmmm....plane crashes and knee injuries..... still dreaming of each of those. Probably redundant if I get the crash to hope for a knee to be injured too. Probably wouldn't be able to identify whose knee it was so confirmation would be lacking.

Maybe in this case I should put all my eggs in one catastrophic basket. Or maybe JB and anyone else realizes plane crashes and catastrophic knee injuries are hyperbolic lashings at the hand dealt?

We're all using fake names to comment on a fairy tale world. And ain't none of the characters in that fairy tale world the least bit cncerned or affected by what we fake name using folks are typing.

[Orenthal]

We're all using fake names to comment on a fairy tale world. And ain't none of the characters in that fairy tale world the least bit cncerned or affected by what we fake name using folks are typing.

Which is the portion I will never understand going on a decade+ posting on these forums. I can't remember getting emo or pissy in real life more then a couple times during that span, how in the hell do you let ^^^ have any effect. Its either an act, or you're a fucking self absorbed loser who take himself too seriously.

No offense.

[peeker643]

Don't know how it gets to that point but it has for me a couple times too. This is just one of JB's times I guess.

There are some people I've met and I consider friends, JB being one albeit too infrequently that we get to hang out. But honestly OJ, if I passed you in the hall s at work, or e0y2e3 or Spin or 95% of the people I communicate with on this board I'd never know it.

Maybe it's a bit different for guys who also write for the site. I dunno. But even then, for me, that's an extension of the boards and the site's Fan Philosophy. I ain't a journalist or an editor-in-chief. Just a hump with an opinion on pretty much everything and time to express it.

We're all using fake names to comment on a fairy tale world. And ain't none of the characters in that fairy tale world the least bit cncerned or affected by what we fake name using folks are typing.

Which is the portion I will never understand going on a decade+ posting on these forums. I can't remember getting emo or pissy in real life more then a couple times during that span, how in the hell do you let ^^^ have any effect. Its either an act, or you're a fucking self absorbed loser who take himself too seriously.

No offense.

[Orenthal]

Nasdaq for a reason...

Now the west goes 2 games in between this stoopid layoff till Sunday. Funny does it kill Miami's momo, or let Chicago wallow in depression. WAR EMOTIONS!

[Cerebral_DownTime]

WTF is going on? Everybody is upset again.

[Ziner]

There are some people I've met and I consider friends, JB being one albeit too infrequently that we get to hang out. But honestly OJ, if I passed you in the hall s at work, or e0y2e3 or Spin or 95% of the people I communicate with on this board I'd never know it.

OJ has to look just like his avatar, why else would he use it?

Spin would be kicking a soccer ball wearing an Zips t-shirt.

e0y2e3 would be the angry dude bitching about Dan Gilbert, anything he liked 3 months ago that other people have now heard of and liked, and wearing a I heart the NBA t-shirt. Probably looks like a larger size version his avatar too

You certainly wouldnt miss CDT either. Dude would be 7 foot tall munching on bad pizza, probably dominos or little ceasars with a nazi arm band.

It aint that hard peek, open your eyes.

[Orenthal]

Just JB and probably e0, he is always angry. Otherwise I'm feeling good and may just have a beer for breakfast.

[peeker643]

WTF is going on? Everybody is upset again.

It's the rain.

Maybe you should invite everyone down for a night of cards and calming herbal remedies?

But it's funnier 'round here when it's angry.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I blame LeBron. This all his doing.

I'm just curious as to how long you save up anger like that before you unleash the fury.

[hermanfontenot]

Maybe JB can explain some of his contributions to the various Terrelle Pryor threads, since we're all self-righteous about criticizing world-class athletes.

Hypocritical motherfucker.

[peeker643]

I blame LeBron. This all his doing.

I'm just curious as to how long you save up anger like that before you unleash the fury.

Me?

I don't save it up. I can create it at will. If I was a super hero that'd be my power for sure.

Rage-Man.

[Ziner]

Maybe JB can explain some of his contributions to the various Terrelle Pryor threads, since we're all self-righteous about criticizing world-class athletes.

Hypocritical motherfucker.

Nice point... it makes me laugh.

I am guessing this one be one of the times he feels like "fucking engaging"

[jb]

Maybe JB can explain some of his contributions to the various Terrelle Pryor threads, since we're all self-righteous about criticizing world-class athletes.

Hypocritical motherfucker.

Nice point... it makes me laugh.

I am guessing this one be one of the times he feels like "fucking engaging"

Too bad for you Ziner. Much like CDT I've decided I like ur brain & style. So you, CDT & maybe Peeker can bash me without meritorious content or cause while I'm , duh, winning, against short stubble heads with Daddy issues & Dittoehead songbird.

I want to hate OJ but struggling with getting there.

[jb]

Rage?

Raging about as much as a man taking a dump.

Gene pool of intellect got too small on the forums. I respect / care about 6 of y'all .

Rest -> piss off tardo Bachman wankers

Raging ? Nay. Winning. Duh

[jb]

WTF is going on? Everybody is upset again.

Heh, just the add nothing emos who should bolt anyway.

Quoth Col H Smith "winning"

[peeker643]

Quoth Col H Smith "winning"

That was this guy, no?

[Larvell Blanks]

I'd love to reply to this thread but I don't know if I'm respected or a wanker.

but then again if I have to ask, I'm probably a wannker)

I'm so confused

[peeker643]

I'd love to reply to this thread but I don't know if I'm respected or a wanker.

but then again if I have to ask, I'm probably a wannker)

I'm so confused

You're easily one of the most respected wankers I can think of.

No one else is close really.

[Orenthal]

I'm in that area below respect, but above hate.

[Orenthal]

There are some people I've met and I consider friends, JB being one albeit too infrequently that we get to hang out. But honestly OJ, if I passed you in the hall s at work, or e0y2e3 or Spin or 95% of the people I communicate with on this board I'd never know it.

OJ has to look just like his avatar, why else would he use it?

Spin would be kicking a soccer ball wearing an Zips t-shirt.

e0y2e3 would be the angry dude bitching about Dan Gilbert, anything he liked 3 months ago that other people have now heard of and liked, and wearing a I heart the NBA t-shirt. Probably looks like a larger size version his avatar too

You certainly wouldnt miss CDT either. Dude would be 7 foot tall munching on bad pizza, probably dominos or little ceasars with a nazi arm band in his garage.

It aint that hard peek, open your eyes.

[e0y2e3]

Welcome back. *audience applauds*
We're here on Bad Boy television, and I'm Trevin Jones
and I've been conversing with the Mad Rapper.
And quite frankly -- he's very mad.
We're gonna TRY to find out why; so we'll take some questions
at this point from our studio audience.
Yes ma'am, please stand and state your name, and where you're from.

Hi, my name is Shay, and I'm from New Rochelle
and, I just don't understand, why you so mad. (yo, yo)
Like what are you so mad about? (yo, yo, y-y-yo)

You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can't
be askin me no question knowhatI'msayin who the fuck is you?

[jb]

Hey Jesse, what are ur Fathers Day plan ?


1. Fire up the old weber and share a steak, a beer & memories?


2. Hit a ball game? Maybe a catch after?

3. Stick pins in a voodoo doll of it Mom and Google possible Last names while posting right wing misogynistic non sequitors on NHB'd while the dip shits prop up your limp sOul?


You've shared too much like an emo thu years. Front not. Go away

[jb]

You didn't pm me... and you'd know I was gay if you paid attention to the smart people.

Can't decide on u OJ.


I'm winning but the loser baggage limit perplexes me.

Like when ur eating Bachman out u come up for air, I look in ur eyes, and I just don't know.

Let go of ur regret of not being a non contributing gunning drone and being a for profit drone and look up at the :7'.

Entrepreneurship & all that

[Orenthal]

You didn't pm me... and you'd know I was gay if you paid attention to the smart people.

Can't decide on u OJ.


I'm winning but the loser baggage limit perplexes me.

Like when ur eating Bachman out u come up for air, I look in ur eyes, and I just don't know.

Let go of ur regret of not being a non contributing gunning drone and being a for profit drone and look up at the :7'.

Entrepreneurship & all that

Bachman (hate her) feh, I prefer Pelosi. Think botox helps down there???

Just being considered makes me have this feeling of worth I haven't felt in days.

[FUDU]

Damng, canmot hepl butt agrees with Peeker, steps ayaw fromz the Internets JB, at lpeast a forr a weequend.

Nots ure what youds half to feel so rightjus about in dis place latelyy, not like you've brung uber takes adn profound prespective to teh joint all the while, fish flip flop less than youz. I don't even thimk you realiaze how off ten you've agreed w\the posterf you is vehemmently trying to dis wit. Not a Heat fan, could a fooled everyone not named JB, and you call eye a Boston fan, funny stuhff.

I think intellectual honesty comes in an easy to chew tablet JB. Double your dose.

Not surei f this is one of those crazyy JB short term malfunctrions, a drunken stumble or total ball bussin, eithet wya the schtick doesn't work fer you, only certsain people can be Interweb Duechbags. Your better than this.

If youre truly going goig gone than you still owe me a pizza...but if dis is the real you us pussies have to deal with theb I think I found somwthing of yours:

[Triple-S]

More people should use the phrase "Chief" to describe people.

just sounds cool, and like you're in some super hero universe.

[e0y2e3]

No Jihad is complete without FUDU pontificating about the Jihadee and SSS raising his hand for attention.

[FUDU]

What's wrong no recent talking points to copy & paste as your own?

Eye have a take and don't swallow, its not that hard.

[e0y2e3]

Good one FUDU!

You get three pats on the head!!!

Try a little harder though, I know you can earn five!@$!

[FUDU]

[e0y2e3]

BAD EFFORT FUDU, that's negative 1 head pat.

FWIW: we all know the entire bad aura around here has nothing to do with JB, righties, lefties, centrists, Herms or e0's. It is all motherscratcher. If Peeks would finally man up and ban that cancer this place would pick right back up.

[Orenthal]

[FUDU]

FWIW: we all know the entire bad aura around here has nothing to do with JB, righties, lefties, centrists, Herms or e0's. It is all motherscratcher. If Peeks would finally man up and ban that cancer this place would pick right back up.

FWIW that wasn't worth much.