Text Size

Cleveland Cavaliers & The NBA

Playoffs thread

Talk Cavs hoops and other items from the NBA here.

Moderators: peeker643, swerb, pup, papacass

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed May 18, 2011 2:06 pm

StewieG wrote:And so the excuses begin:

@WindhorstESPN: LeBron is battling a cold ahead of tonight's Game 2. Said it has been bothering him for 3 days.


Jordan Battled the Flu, had a fever, and was physically almost unable to stand at the end of it. Had 38 points and led the Bulls to victoy during that

LeBron had the sniffles, and looked like a bitch in game 1.
Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.


Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
User avatar
Triple-S
All-time leader in moral victories
 
Posts: 6360
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:26 pm
Location: Kent-Green, Ohio
Favorite Player: Yuengling
Least Favorite Player: Nati Light.

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby OldDawg » Wed May 18, 2011 6:12 pm

StewieG wrote:
hermanfontenot wrote:Well, now they're talking about re-activating Z because their small lineup got killed last night.


When activating Z is the cure to all your woes, then your woes are incurable.

It's almost poetic. The TV guys are suggesting that Z is "needed" to negate Chicago's inside advantage...

It's poetic, because LBJ left CLE because the pieces around him weren't good enough. Now he "needs" one of those same pieces... Hmmm.
"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." -- Winston Churchill
User avatar
OldDawg
 
Posts: 3794
Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:05 pm
Favorite Player: Mark Price
Least Favorite Player: LePunk Jims

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 6:16 pm

Wrong, the TV guys are morons.

Z won't get more than 12 minutes. PERIOD.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby FUDU » Wed May 18, 2011 6:50 pm

StewieG wrote:And so the excuses begin:

@WindhorstESPN: LeBron is battling a cold ahead of tonight's Game 2. Said it has been bothering him for 3 days.

Anyone hear Rizzo show in the past 3-4 days, Windwhore was on and he/they mentioned LxCuse and his pre-game condition of nerves, that he has suffered from his entire career, in big games mostly the way they put it.

I know such a thing exists, many times someone needs to use a rest room, but I'm not sure IIRC hearing much or anything of this before about LxCuse. Sounded like a preemptive excuse in case things didn't go well to start the series.

Wonder if they're down late in game 2 if we see some elbow flare ups.
Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect.
"I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

2011 TCF Stratomatic Champ
User avatar
FUDU
 
Posts: 13349
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:02 am
Favorite Player: Me
Least Favorite Player: You

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby StewieG » Wed May 18, 2011 6:54 pm

I would give so much to see LBJ take himself out of the game tonight with a nasty case of the sniffles.
StewieG
 
Posts: 3983
Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:21 pm
Location: Youngstown, Ohio
Favorite Player: Delonte MF'in West
Least Favorite Player: LeQuit

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby OldDawg » Wed May 18, 2011 7:27 pm

"Flu like symptoms"
"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." -- Winston Churchill
User avatar
OldDawg
 
Posts: 3794
Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:05 pm
Favorite Player: Mark Price
Least Favorite Player: LePunk Jims

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed May 18, 2011 8:05 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Wrong, the TV guys are morons.

Z won't get more than 12 minutes. PERIOD.


He and Damps will get nothing. Inactive again.

Though Webber was just blabbering something about Z and tip ins...
"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."
User avatar
Orenthal
 
Posts: 4176
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Location: The Midd Heights
Favorite Player: Dan Gilbert
Least Favorite Player: Blacks, Gays, Poor

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 8:58 pm

Holy shit. Even with Noah on the court near him, Joel Anthony is the undisputed captain of the NBA All Uglier than Hell team.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 8:59 pm

If LBJ would take off his headband him and Anthony would have enough forehead to cover the entire painted area between them.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:01 pm

Noah can run.

Wow.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby swerb » Wed May 18, 2011 9:03 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:If LBJ would take off his headband him and Anthony would have enough forehead to cover the entire painted area between them.

Love how LeShithead strategically wears the headband to help hide that receding hairline and diminish the shock and awe of his fivehead.

When he gets it knocked off, he rushes to replace it. Such an insecure tool.
"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

http://www.twitter.com/theclevelandfan
User avatar
swerb
JoBu's bee-yotch
 
Posts: 17875
Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:04 pm
Location: Twinsburg, OH
Favorite Player: Mango Hab
Least Favorite Player: Bob LaMonte

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:04 pm

Miami front court just getting steam rolled.

Is Spo that desperate that he needs to mix and match Howard, Haslem and Magloire?

It reeks of desperation to me.

Then I look down the bench and it reeks of no other options.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:05 pm

Feels like a blowout is brewing, not gonna lie. Bulls started out completely unable to function in the half court set and slowly took complete control here.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:06 pm

Funny thing is Miami was held to 15 points before Chicago's bench got in the game and the Chicago bench is actually a better interior defensive unit.

LBJ dunk ended a string of nine scoreless for Miami.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:08 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Feels like a blowout is brewing, not gonna lie. Bulls started out completely unable to function in the half court set and slowly took complete control here.


It's really just because LeBron's nose is running and his head hurts.

Love the Deng 3/4 court heave. :lmfao:

BTW, what a great interview Deng is. Fucking guy is locked in pretty tight and is one of the brighter guys I've heard in front of the camera.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby swerb » Wed May 18, 2011 9:11 pm

Asik looks eerily like Judge Reinhold's character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

http://www.twitter.com/theclevelandfan
User avatar
swerb
JoBu's bee-yotch
 
Posts: 17875
Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:04 pm
Location: Twinsburg, OH
Favorite Player: Mango Hab
Least Favorite Player: Bob LaMonte

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:12 pm

Here we go with the horseshit whistles.

Fucking officials can blow me if that dive on the floor for a loose ball is a foul.

Mike Miller better be funny or something. Maybe that's his contribution on long flights.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:16 pm

peeker643 wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:Feels like a blowout is brewing, not gonna lie. Bulls started out completely unable to function in the half court set and slowly took complete control here.


It's really just because LeBron's nose is running and his head hurts.

Love the Deng 3/4 court heave. :lmfao:

BTW, what a great interview Deng is. Fucking guy is locked in pretty tight and is one of the brighter guys I've heard in front of the camera.


Say what you want about Dukies, but they are always smart cats.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:29 pm

It really is hard for me to imagine the fact that LBJ hedged by leaking his illness.

Really, really unreal.

Needless to say, this won't be his flu game.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:29 pm

and Old, how dare you call this place dead!

I've been talking to myself and fighting with Madre for months!
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:35 pm

SebastianPruiti SebastianPruiti
That's why the need to post James up more...wide open three point look out of it...why have they only ran it twice?

Priuti is the NBA Playbook guy and is writing for every site out there right now, spends all day breaking down film and posting it for us non-Synergy peeps.

No matter how much film study he does he'll never understand that LBJ just doesn't like going into the post...
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby furls » Wed May 18, 2011 10:16 pm

Rose just cannot buy a basket (at any range) right now. Bulls gotta like where they are right now given the way the ball is falling for Rose.
Coming from a Wolverine, we're the football equivalent of a formerly abused wife of a meth addict who just remarried the safe nice guy. We're just glad we have someone who's aware that it's a rivalry and that tackling on defense is integral. Baby steps.

-Kingpin74
User avatar
furls
Buckeye Insider
 
Posts: 6404
Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Chic Harley
Least Favorite Player: Desmond Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:33 pm

What did I say earlier about the Heat being fine if they have to cut Bosh and keep Udonis.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:41 pm

Rose is getting gassed.

Leaving two free throws on the front of the rim is a good indication.

And Haslem brings toughness and movement without the ball. If you cut Wade and LBJ will find you.

Still not sure what Bosh brings on a consistent basis.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby furls » Wed May 18, 2011 10:48 pm

Bosh is soft. A team that will never be able to afford a real center cannot afford a soft 4.
Coming from a Wolverine, we're the football equivalent of a formerly abused wife of a meth addict who just remarried the safe nice guy. We're just glad we have someone who's aware that it's a rivalry and that tackling on defense is integral. Baby steps.

-Kingpin74
User avatar
furls
Buckeye Insider
 
Posts: 6404
Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Chic Harley
Least Favorite Player: Desmond Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby furls » Wed May 18, 2011 10:50 pm

Looks like the lack of depth is really starting to affect the Heat. James and Wade have been quiet lately, I bet they get going coming out of this timeout. I hope not, but I bet Spol gets the Heat back into their offense and we see more out of James and Wade.
Coming from a Wolverine, we're the football equivalent of a formerly abused wife of a meth addict who just remarried the safe nice guy. We're just glad we have someone who's aware that it's a rivalry and that tackling on defense is integral. Baby steps.

-Kingpin74
User avatar
furls
Buckeye Insider
 
Posts: 6404
Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Chic Harley
Least Favorite Player: Desmond Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Kingpin74 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:56 pm

Reggie Miller is in the discussion for worst announcers in sports.
"Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do...win the whole, f***in', thing."- Jake Taylor
User avatar
Kingpin74
 
Posts: 624
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:11 pm
Favorite Player: Mario Lemieux
Least Favorite Player: Dwight Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:57 pm

He is unbearable.

I wish him and Marc Jackson would fight to the death and neither survive.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Kingpin74 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:04 pm

Really not sure why they have to force it with the 3 man booth. Marv and Kerr or Marv and Fratello are infinitely better.
"Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do...win the whole, f***in', thing."- Jake Taylor
User avatar
Kingpin74
 
Posts: 624
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:11 pm
Favorite Player: Mario Lemieux
Least Favorite Player: Dwight Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby furls » Wed May 18, 2011 11:07 pm

Why is kyle korver still on the court?

He is a one trick pony and he isn't making them.
Coming from a Wolverine, we're the football equivalent of a formerly abused wife of a meth addict who just remarried the safe nice guy. We're just glad we have someone who's aware that it's a rivalry and that tackling on defense is integral. Baby steps.

-Kingpin74
User avatar
furls
Buckeye Insider
 
Posts: 6404
Joined: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Chic Harley
Least Favorite Player: Desmond Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:07 pm

Bulls left so many points out there tonight. Gross.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Kingpin74 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:07 pm

The Bulls are fucking finished, I'm not watching this series anymore.
"Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do...win the whole, f***in', thing."- Jake Taylor
User avatar
Kingpin74
 
Posts: 624
Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:11 pm
Favorite Player: Mario Lemieux
Least Favorite Player: Dwight Howard

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby daddywags » Wed May 18, 2011 11:09 pm

What's up with Carlos Boozer? I thought he was a key free agent signing for the Bulls and now he sits pretty much the whole second half of the second game of the ECF? Did I miss an injury or something?
daddywags
 
Posts: 1462
Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:22 pm

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby hermanfontenot » Wed May 18, 2011 11:10 pm

Kingpin74 wrote:The Bulls are fucking finished


No, they're not. All they have to do is win one game in Miami. Quitting bitch won't hit his bullshit shots the entire series.
User avatar
hermanfontenot
History Buff
 
Posts: 4117
Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:52 am
Location: NE Ohio
Favorite Player: Big Z
Least Favorite Player: Jose Mesa

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:12 pm

daddywags wrote:What's up with Carlos Boozer? I thought he was a key free agent signing for the Bulls and now he sits pretty much the whole second half of the second game of the ECF? Did I miss an injury or something?


Have you watched the playoffs at all?

He's been TERRIBLE. Made Troy Murphy look like an All-Star. Gibson on the other hand has been great.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:13 pm

Just like game 1 won't happen again, nor will this:

Chicago Bulls: 34% FG - 15% 3PT - 62% FT. Bulls with 29 points in second half.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:15 pm

My gawd, 81 possessions for Miami and 83 for Chicago. That is the same pace two teams would play at in quicksand.
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 18, 2011 11:19 pm

Lebron throws up the most bullshit shots and they go down.

And he's got the sniffles, so it must be tough for him to gut it out.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:20 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And he's got the sniffles, so it must be tough for him to gut it out.


Here's to hoping it's the HIV.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22497
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby hermanfontenot » Wed May 18, 2011 11:22 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Lebron throws up the most bullshit shots and they go down.

And he's got the sniffles, so it must be tough for him to gut it out.


He is just utterly detestable. I've never disliked an athlete nearly as much.

SOB has me rooting for the Bulls- the Bulls! The team that helped ruin my sports childhood. I used to make like a priest that saw Damien whenever I watched the Cavaliers playing the Bulls, now I'm living and dying on every Chicago play like I'm a lifelong fan.
User avatar
hermanfontenot
History Buff
 
Posts: 4117
Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:52 am
Location: NE Ohio
Favorite Player: Big Z
Least Favorite Player: Jose Mesa

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby daddywags » Wed May 18, 2011 11:23 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:
daddywags wrote:What's up with Carlos Boozer? I thought he was a key free agent signing for the Bulls and now he sits pretty much the whole second half of the second game of the ECF? Did I miss an injury or something?


Have you watched the playoffs at all?

He's been TERRIBLE. Made Troy Murphy look like an All-Star. Gibson on the other hand has been great.


It was a bit of tongue-in-cheek, and, no, I haven't watched the Bulls much in the playoffs. So Chicago wasted how much money on this guy?
daddywags
 
Posts: 1462
Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:22 pm

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:23 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And he's got the sniffles, so it must be tough for him to gut it out.


Here's to hoping it's the HIV.


Horse Herpes is running rampant through the country right now. And he is related to Gloria...
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed May 18, 2011 11:55 pm

^(Uh, what happened to the post of Kingpins that should have been where ^ was pointing too??? Don't delete your heat of the moment posts people.)

Have you seen Dallas lately? They got this Dirk guy who hits shots over 7 footers, 6'10" athletic freaks with insane 'span (Ibaka), and just about any other physical defender? They also have a savvy PG, and a pretty deep team that has plenty of playoff expierence.

Its not quite a parting of the seas.
Last edited by Orenthal on Wed May 18, 2011 11:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."
User avatar
Orenthal
 
Posts: 4176
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Location: The Midd Heights
Favorite Player: Dan Gilbert
Least Favorite Player: Blacks, Gays, Poor

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby jb » Wed May 18, 2011 11:56 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Funny thing is Miami was held to 15 points before Chicago's bench got in the game and the Chicago bench is actually a better interior defensive unit.

LBJ dunk ended a string of nine scoreless for Miami.



"I shit on all y'all"

- Sgt Barnes & LBJ

Deal pussies
jb
 
Posts: 17730
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
Location: Defend Youngstown
Favorite Player: Daddy Rich / Carwa$h
Least Favorite Player: Hines Ward

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu May 19, 2011 12:02 am

Oh South Beach JB joins the party. Man, here to blow on the fire, but nowhere to be seen Monday night...???

Or perhaps you just had the sniffles, some congestion, couldn't sleep like yer boi...???
"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."
User avatar
Orenthal
 
Posts: 4176
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Location: The Midd Heights
Favorite Player: Dan Gilbert
Least Favorite Player: Blacks, Gays, Poor

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby jb » Thu May 19, 2011 12:04 am

furls wrote:Looks like the lack of depth is really starting to affect the Heat. James and Wade have been quiet lately, I bet they get going coming out of this timeout. I hope not, but I bet Spol gets the Heat back into their offense and we see more out of James and Wade.



FUDU & Pods & rat tail and the pantheon of tard takes never broke out worse takes.

Corky feels for u
Last edited by jb on Thu May 19, 2011 12:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
jb
 
Posts: 17730
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
Location: Defend Youngstown
Favorite Player: Daddy Rich / Carwa$h
Least Favorite Player: Hines Ward

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu May 19, 2011 12:08 am

hermanfontenot wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Lebron throws up the most bullshit shots and they go down.

And he's got the sniffles, so it must be tough for him to gut it out.


He is just utterly detestable. I've never disliked an athlete nearly as much.

SOB has me rooting for the Bulls- the Bulls! The team that helped ruin my sports childhood. I used to make like a priest that saw Damien whenever I watched the Cavaliers playing the Bulls, now I'm living and dying on every Chicago play like I'm a lifelong fan.



Nothing sucks worse than when our teams blow so bad we have to root for teams we don't care about or like vs teams/players we loathe. The last Super Bowl was like that, I hate Green Bay..... but their opponent was Pittsburgh.

Fuck Lebron, he's a cunt.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby jb » Thu May 19, 2011 12:14 am

hermanfontenot wrote:
Kingpin74 wrote:The Bulls are fucking finished


No, they're not. All they have to do is win one game in Miami. Quitting bitch won't hit his bullshit shots the entire series.



Says the kid living in moms basement who never played frosh ball at Kent Roosevelt.
:lmfao:
jb
 
Posts: 17730
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
Location: Defend Youngstown
Favorite Player: Daddy Rich / Carwa$h
Least Favorite Player: Hines Ward

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu May 19, 2011 12:20 am

Damn, JB is alive tonight.

How was B-More?
“Irony is wasted on the stupid” - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
e0y2e3
Et Tu, Brute?
 
Posts: 13982
Joined: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:41 pm
Favorite Player: Prosecutor
Least Favorite Player: motherscratcher

Re: Playoffs thread

Unread postby jb » Thu May 19, 2011 12:23 am

Orenthal wrote:Oh South Beach JB joins the party. Man, here to blow on the fire, but nowhere to be seen Monday night...???

Or perhaps you just had the sniffles, some congestion, couldn't sleep like yer boi...???



I pm'd u, but u were whacking off to acMichelle Bachman centerfold.

Your takes are all worthless, u latent wonder
jb
 
Posts: 17730
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
Location: Defend Youngstown
Favorite Player: Daddy Rich / Carwa$h
Least Favorite Player: Hines Ward

PreviousNext

Return to Cleveland Cavaliers & The NBA

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

Who is online

In total there are 3 users online :: 0 registered, 0 hidden and 3 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 181 on Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:50 pm

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests