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THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri May 06, 2011 1:50 pm

1) Does JB actually like LBJ?

2) Why can't Peek's grow hair?

3) Why am I teaching a training class I am supposed to be learning from right now?

4) How many drinks did you have at lunch today? 5x5 Friday......

5) Canfield or PolandKKK?
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri May 06, 2011 7:14 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:1) Does JB actually like LBJ?

2) Why can't Peek's grow hair?

3) Why am I teaching a training class I am supposed to be learning from right now?

4) How many drinks did you have at lunch today? 5x5 Friday......

5) Canfield or PolandKKK?



1) No. But he respects him, because he's in the center.

2) God hates the Irish. I don't want to laugh too much because my hair is going.

3) You're the best........... AROUND, and no one is gonna keep you DOWN! (That's from The Karate Kid).

4) I had a throwback Pepsi. JB probably had a diet peach tea Snapple.

5) I prefer the Avon Race Patriots.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri May 06, 2011 7:44 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:1) Does JB actually like LBJ?

2) Why can't Peek's grow hair?

3) Why am I teaching a training class I am supposed to be learning from right now?

4) How many drinks did you have at lunch today? 5x5 Friday......

5) Canfield or PolandKKK?


1. Does LBJ watch Fox News or CNN when he's catching up on current events?

2. I can grow anything I want on anything I want. You'd be well served to remember that.

3. Who better than you?

4. It's probably in the police report.

5. Canfield sounds more charming.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri May 06, 2011 8:03 pm

1) Does JB actually like LBJ?

Lyndon Johnson was too far to the left for JB's taste.

2) Why can't Peek's grow hair?

He has three daughters and subconsciously wishes for no hair over grey hair.

3) Why am I teaching a training class I am supposed to be learning from right now?

Because you are incredibly awesome and everyone should learn from you.

4) How many drinks did you have at lunch today? 5x5 Friday......

One, a Mountain Dew.

5) Canfield or PolandKKK?

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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby FUDU » Fri May 06, 2011 8:37 pm

The silence was deafening for 5 hours and 24 minutes.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri May 06, 2011 9:27 pm

^Don't be a mean spirit.

1.)Yes, cause JB is a centrist and above the fray. He respects his basketball skills, and LeBron is a basketball player.

2.)See CDT's answer.

3.)Been covered by everyone else.

4.)Didn't eat lunch.

5.)Poland cuz they fight harder then the French.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby FUDU » Fri May 06, 2011 9:34 pm

^ Don't tell me what to do, murderer.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri May 06, 2011 9:35 pm

FUDU wrote:^ Don't tell me what to do, murderer.


Still looking.
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Re: THIS IS A STRAW BRANCH TO JB 5?

Unread postby FUDU » Fri May 06, 2011 9:39 pm

Orenthal wrote:
FUDU wrote:^ Don't tell me what to do, murderer.


Still looking.


Be patient, it's out there.
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