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By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue May 03, 2011 10:22 am

In order to take the heat off of JB's sudden and distasteful meltdown CDT has volunteered to answer any of your questions.

Not only will this hopefully convince everyone that JB is indeed a centrist and thus calm him down, but many are alos of the hope it will cause e0y2e3 a massive melt-down of his own.

I'll go first.

CDT- Does gigantism and lack of pizza knowledge run in your family?
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue May 03, 2011 10:23 am

I hate you.
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue May 03, 2011 10:29 am

CDT- Does gigantism and lack of pizza knowledge run in your family?


My pizza knowledge is immense. I think we can all agree on that.

And no I don't come from a clan of giants.
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue May 03, 2011 10:33 am

Some claim they have seen you pick squirrels out of tree tops and eat them whole.

True?

Or do you rip them in half and then eat them?

Which one?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue May 03, 2011 10:46 am

Well my people didn't take much to civilized life unit about the mid 1700's, before that we roamed the woods of Germany. Usually we ate wild game and any root vegetables we could dig up with a pointy stick.
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Tue May 03, 2011 10:48 am

Timmah once went off on a tirade and exclaimed he hoped that you'd get killed by a rabid polar bear. Is this a reason why you haven't visited the Arctic?
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Unread postby fundamentals » Tue May 03, 2011 10:50 am

CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?
"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."

"We had a great time together."
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Tue May 03, 2011 10:54 am

How is the weather at the top of your beanstalk?


How long has your family been in the canned vegetable business?


Who's your favorite historical military figure?
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue May 03, 2011 11:02 am

Larvell Blanks wrote:Timmah once went off on a tirade and exclaimed he hoped that you'd get killed by a rabid polar bear. Is this a reason why you haven't visited the Arctic?


I have no fear of any bear, despite their prefrence in climate.

fundamentals wrote:CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?


No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

Bayou Tribe wrote:How is the weather at the top of your beanstalk?


How long has your family been in the canned vegetable business?


Who's your favorite historical military figure?



Beanstalk weather is cruel mistress. If it's cloudy I can't see shit.

At least 2,000 years.

Scipio Africanus or Julius Caesar.
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby Cease » Tue May 03, 2011 11:04 am

Have you been to a Crew game yet?
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby pup » Tue May 03, 2011 11:07 am

If you had a choice, would you rather the midget was the hammer or the nail?
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue May 03, 2011 11:11 am

CDT- If I was standing next to myself which one of me would be the one you'd most want to be like?
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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Tue May 03, 2011 11:13 am

'fess up. Where are Rat_Tail's keys at?
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue May 03, 2011 11:15 am

F, Marry, Kill:

Daryl Hannah as the 50ft Women, Bridget the Midget, Ann Coulter
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Re: By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue May 03, 2011 11:30 am

CDT- Do you think this thread is diverting the attention of many or most from JB's epic melt down in the Bin Laden thread that is located right here: index.php?f=9&t=20297&rb_v=viewtopic ?

Also, simple true or false- JB is a high-wire walking centrist.
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue May 03, 2011 11:58 am

If you had to give up Beer, Smoking of any kind, or guns which would you give up.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue May 03, 2011 12:03 pm

Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:
Smoke a bowl with?
Pound beers with?
Would want beside you in a fight?
Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?
Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue May 03, 2011 12:36 pm

1. If you happened upon Clint Howard drinking alone in a bar, would you buy him a beer?

2. Have you ever pretended to surf while standing on the hood of a moving car, and if so, how fast was the car going?

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue May 03, 2011 1:31 pm

motherscratcher wrote:3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?


Semi-related follow-up question:

Who is your favorite Care Bear?
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Tue May 03, 2011 2:07 pm

Alligator clips -- on the nipple or the scrotum?
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Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Tue May 03, 2011 2:14 pm

[quote="Cerebral_DownTime"CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?[/quote]

No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

So, no shakey hands but you would have sex with him?

Did you ever get revenge on David after he killed your uncle Goliath?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue May 03, 2011 5:32 pm

Cease wrote:Have you been to a Crew game yet?


Nope. I have friends who are fans, just not my cup of tea.

pup wrote:If you had a choice, would you rather the midget was the hammer or the nail?


I direct no violence towards dwarfs, I just choose not to consort with the midget persuasion.

peeker643 wrote:CDT- If I was standing next to myself which one of me would be the one you'd most want to be like?


Good god, man, one of you is enough.

Larvell Blanks wrote:'fess up. Where are Rat_Tail's keys at?


The question you must ask is "Where is Rat Tail in relation to his keys?"


Erie Warrior wrote:F, Marry, Kill:

Daryl Hannah as the 50ft Women, Bridget the Midget, Ann Coulter


I don't know who Bridget the Midget is, and I would never bang one.

F Ann Coulter

Marry Darly Hannah

Kill BtM

peeker643 wrote:CDT- Do you think this thread is diverting the attention of many or most from JB's epic melt down in the Bin Laden thread that is located right here: index.php?f=9&t=20297&rb_v=viewtopic ?

Also, simple true or false- JB is a high-wire walking centrist.


I don't think JB was melting, and he's an obvious centerist of notorious fairness.

Ziner wrote:If you had to give up Beer, Smoking of any kind, or guns which would you give up.


smoking.

skatingtripods wrote:Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:
Smoke a bowl with?
Pound beers with?
Would want beside you in a fight?
Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?
Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?



Atilla The Hun would be stupified by the raquetball prowess of the Irish Assassin.

Not sure on the others, makes me sound like a dick.

motherscratcher wrote:1. If you happened upon Clint Howard drinking alone in a bar, would you buy him a beer?

2. Have you ever pretended to surf while standing on the hood of a moving car, and if so, how fast was the car going?

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?


1. Sure.

2. Nope.

3. Dude...... DIO!


skatingtripods wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?



Semi-related follow-up question:

Who is your favorite Care Bear?



Apathybear.
Bayou Tribe wrote:Alligator clips -- on the nipple or the scrotum?


Roaches?


Love child of shawn kemp wrote:[quote="Cerebral_DownTime"CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?


No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

So, no shakey hands but you would have sex with him?

Did you ever get revenge on David after he killed your uncle Goliath?[/quote]


I ain't no goddman Philistine, he that's almost a Persian.

And no I would not have sex with LBJ.
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