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Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby swerb » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:44 am

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=A ... bed_042311
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby General » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:50 am

Let's trade for him.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby waborat » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:01 pm

Wouldn't mind seeing a few more WRs go this route
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:14 pm

Are we completely sure he didn't accidentally fall on a steak knife multiple times while going up his steps? Because that shit happens to NFL players some times.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby General » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:36 pm

If he dies do we have to endure and endless stream of "he was a beautiful human being, who loved his wife and was just starting to get his life on track" sentiment?
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:22 pm

I think this is a good place to link this:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1184186/1/index.htm

Think the wife was reading SI this weekend?
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby Cease » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:38 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:I think this is a good place to link this:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1184186/1/index.htm

Think the wife was reading SI this weekend?


Wow, thanks for the post and update.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby swerb » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:42 pm

Reminds me of the classic Mistero William Green jersey with the fake blood and masking tape stitches in the back of it.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby StewieG » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:01 pm

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Bitches be goin crazy on errybody up here.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby waborat » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:49 pm

Should be some awesome make-up sex :spanky:
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby leadpipe » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:35 am

Attempted murder should never be funny or amusing, but damn, when it happens to an NFL wide receiver, well, it's just fantastic.

Brandon Marshall is another in a long list of guys you hope stays in the league, cause at least once a week you'll know where he is, and will be able to keep an eye on him.

Then he'll be outta the league and we'll be payin' for him cause he's out of cash.

Said it a hundred times, but man, if you can do special things with some sorta ball....
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby waborat » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:17 pm

leadpipe wrote:
Said it a hundred times, but man, if you can do special things with some sorta ball....


Somehow, with my perverted mind, THIS^^^^ makes me giggle
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:34 pm

waborat wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
Said it a hundred times, but man, if you can do special things with some sorta ball....


Somehow, with my perverted mind, THIS^^^^ makes me giggle


Well, you are the one looking forward to the makeup sex. I didn't know that you even knew Brandon Marshall.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby waborat » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:02 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
waborat wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
Said it a hundred times, but man, if you can do special things with some sorta ball....


Somehow, with my perverted mind, THIS^^^^ makes me giggle


Well, you are the one looking forward to the makeup sex. I didn't know that you even knew Brandon Marshall.


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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby jb » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:45 am

Oh God, I hope he had health care.

I really worry about these guys during a lock out. Evil owners.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:58 am

peeker643 wrote:Are we completely sure he didn't accidentally fall on a steak knife multiple times while going up his steps? Because that shit happens to NFL players some times.


LOL, his intial story was that he stumbled and fell onto a vase which broke and cut him.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby JacksonDysonJackson » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:09 pm

waborat wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
waborat wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
Said it a hundred times, but man, if you can do special things with some sorta ball....


Somehow, with my perverted mind, THIS^^^^ makes me giggle


Well, you are the one looking forward to the makeup sex. I didn't know that you even knew Brandon Marshall.


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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:41 pm

Jason Hunter (Broncos) was stabbed today in Detroit, so we have a potential trifecta in motion. Any brave souls care to put your money down?

I'm going with Texans' punter Matt Turk for the win. Houston is rough.
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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:40 pm

Bayou Tribe wrote:
I'm going with Texans' punter Matt Turk for the win. Houston is rough.


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Re: Brandon Marshall Stabbed By His Wife

Unread postby hiko » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:23 pm

Bayou Tribe wrote:Jason Hunter (Broncos) was stabbed today in Detroit, so we have a potential trifecta in motion. Any brave souls care to put your money down?

I'm going with Texans' punter Matt Turk for the win. Houston is rough.


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