No Holds Barred

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:27 pm

Why does Google (whoever) have to go so far out of their way to not do anything christian. I am a horrible christian, but I know that 75% of the US population is of the faith. Yet they put up fucking Earth Day. Fuck Earth Day, bunch of commie pinko guilty cuckolds.

Like that has more of a following, or it isn't just as religious.

by jb » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:45 pm

Orenthal wrote:Why does Google (whoever) have to go so far out of their way to not do anything christian. I am a horrible christian, but I know that 75% of the US population is of the faith. Yet they put up fucking Earth Day. Fuck Earth Day, bunch of commie pinko guilty cuckolds.

Like that has more of a following, or it isn't just as religious.

How bout a nice Mel Gibson-like graphic crucifixion icon or little animation of gleeful Romans pounding spikes into the Son of God's appendages while stripping, whipping, and cursing Him?

Guessing from a marketing standpoint I'd go earth dy myself.

They didn't have a bong on 4 20, so their not that hippie.

by **Cease** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:58 pm

Christians do not "celebrate" Lent or Good Friday, they "observe" it. Christians celebrate Easter.

So, when you see a restaurant with "Celebrate Lent at our Fish Fry" on the marquee, they are going to get a call and an earful from my mother.

So, if Google is at all sensitive to Christians, it would refrain from celebrating Good Friday (which it has).

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:00 pm

Christians.

by **Cease** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:08 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Christians.

The Community of religions, we know. ;-) ;) :wink:

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:13 pm

Hey - I love Community.

How dare you!

I'd of went with the "Americanized piece of shit The Office" of religions.

Or the NFL of religions.

by jb » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:17 pm

^^^^

Is secretly dying "pre-chickens" as he types.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:20 pm

Fact: I didn't even know it was Easter this week until I saw it on Twitter Weds.

Fact: The only thing I am hoping comes out of Easter is more Jew Hate from Mel Gibson. That will never get boring.

by **Cease** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:22 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Hey - I love Community.

How dare you!

I'd of went with the "Americanized piece of shit The Office" of religions.

Or the NFL of religions.

Been holding that Community dig for you. Maybe I wasted it here... oh well, all in good fun.

But seriously, I like McHale a lot and still can't watch that show. Time to take Chevy out behind the woodpile. Plus, they sheepishly casted the new American hack TV staple, "the Indian guy."

Back on topic:

I hate the word swagger, the constant abuse of the word cynic(al), and Generation Head Down (as Manny Acta calls it).

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:24 pm

I'm so upset I don't even know what to say.

Part of me just died.

:-(

by jb » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:24 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Fact: I didn't even know it was Easter this week until I saw it on Twitter Weds.

Fact: The only thing I am hoping comes out of Easter is more Jew Hate from Mel Gibson. That will never get boring.

Mainly I just wanted to use a Tom Haverford gloss from last night's episode and u delivered the opportunity.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:26 pm

Ah - I haven't seen anything from last night yet. Although allegedly Aziz put on a comedy clinic last night.

That flew way over my head.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to being in shock.

:-(

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:17 pm

I hate celery more than anything.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:19 pm

Oh and I'd like to add mother to my list. It comes in just after Christians and just ahead of Scientoligists.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:21 pm

Cease wrote:Christians do not "celebrate" Lent or Good Friday, they "observe" it. Christians celebrate Easter.

So, when you see a restaurant with "Celebrate Lent at our Fish Fry" on the marquee, they are going to get a call and an earful from my mother.

So, if Google is at all sensitive to Christians, it would refrain from celebrating Good Friday (which it has).

They could "observe" something simplle on the site. Do you celebrate or observe Earth Day?

Don't want to be total douche downer but... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/celebrate

Pretty much covers your parse.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:25 pm

EDGEWATERJOE

If I'm guilty of picking on google unfairly fine, the broader point stands. Over correction IMO.

Fuck your birthday threads too.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:28 pm

That is ProsecutorWaterJoe and don't you forget it.

One day that melty twat will figure out what it is. Although I still don't think it's found it's head after the famous election night melt down.

by **Cease** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:39 pm

Orenthal wrote:
Cease wrote:Christians do not "celebrate" Lent or Good Friday, they "observe" it. Christians celebrate Easter.

So, when you see a restaurant with "Celebrate Lent at our Fish Fry" on the marquee, they are going to get a call and an earful from my mother.

So, if Google is at all sensitive to Christians, it would refrain from celebrating Good Friday (which it has).

They could "observe" something simplle on the site. Do you celebrate or observe Earth Day?

Don't want to be total douche downer but... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/celebrate

Pretty much covers your parse.

I neither observe nor celebrate Earth Day. Good Friday is the most solemn day of the Christian calendar, that's all I'm sayin'. It's too solemn for any hype, and I don't think Christians need to see the oo's in google turned into hand-holes to be reminded of the crucifixion of their savior.

Check again on Easter, or Christmas- I'd be interested to know if they'd mix something in on that day of Christian celebration.

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:42 pm

To get back on track, things I hate:

St. Ignatius.
Grown men who wear cologne at blue collar jobs.
Slow people.

BTW JB, stick with your day job b/c you'd be pretty bad at marketing if you were willing to dis 175 million Christians by ignoring Easter. Gotta say I'm with OJ on that, it's just annoying.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:49 pm

FUDU...... You can never eat at Chipotle, again, some have been hiring illegal immigrants.

And you don't want to support that........ do you?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42695386

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:02 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:FUDU...... You can never eat at Chipotle, again, some have been hiring illegal immigrants.

And you don't want to support that........ do you?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42695386

I hate you CDT.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:07 pm

I also hate not knowing what handle EdgePekarRocker is using. That election day melt still warms my lower cockle region.

I hear ya Cease, guess I got all red eye rage, when the "offense" crossed into some of my pre-meditated hate.

People who say hate is too strong a word. I hate.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:09 pm

Do I have to spell out that Pros is EdgeWaterPeker any clearer for you?

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:11 pm

Can't be IMO. Pros existed b4 EdgewaterJoe. Concurrently also. I saw your name sandwich, and IMO, the posting style of PROS can only exist in one person, in one time and place.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:12 pm

This was outted and clarified in the WWR ages ago, IIRC.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:15 pm

Well I don't have as much hate anymore. I can't understand how he stays out of the new WWR or this places quasi-political forum.

ETA
Of course I'll still have lingering doubts...

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:17 pm

Oj not sure he is posting bc myself, O and Jeff would know in a sec.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:17 pm

Pros used to claim he lived in Chicago, right?

This whole "lives in New England" thing is about the only curveball he has thrown. IIRC he still comments on articles as EdgeWater sometimes and if you Google real hard you can find him spewing his exact message board takes in various commment sections under that handle.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:20 pm

FWIW: If FUDU hasn't gone completely brain dead he should remember this as well. And wasn't Swerb around for that most famous election night melt?

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:21 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Oh and I'd like to add mother to my list. It comes in just after Christians and just ahead of Scientoligists.

What did I ever do?

That's just mean, man. That's just mean.

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:23 pm

Not to be a dick Lee but I say no way in hell EWJ posts here as Pros....my disclaimer is Pros doesn't post in NHB (right) so that is the ONLY reason I wouldn't be able to tell. I never read a EWJ sports take FWIW either.

If you are correct I hate you.

Even more so.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:24 pm

I DON'T hate...

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:26 pm

I swear to gawd it was Pros that PBT found commenting on Chicago food blogs as Edgewater Joe and Pros.

I swear to gawd it was.

Don't make me go find PBT.

I also recall finding Pros - Patty Mac just hates Mangini and is a dick take posted on a Patty Mac article as Edge and here as Pros.

I can't be insane.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:26 pm

^^To me it would prove that he was right about the aura.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:26 pm

Ghost "Hunting" shows on TV.

Or people that believe in ghosts in general.

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:27 pm

Please don't find PBT, I believe, I BELIEVE!

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:28 pm

FUOJ you beat me to it.

Best part of that movie....are you threatening me, no I'm threatening Carter.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:34 pm

Orenthal wrote:Please don't find PBT, I believe, I BELIEVE!

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:41 pm

IIRC eye it was bow that found that, which made it that much more funny bc bow was not a WWRer.

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:56 pm

Rain

People who think Neil Peart is better than Buddy Rich

Irishmen who eat at Chipotle's then tell people where to get good pizza

Rain

Everything Pissburgh

Canada

Rain

Reality TV

People who watch Reality TV

...and rain

by **Fire Marshall Bill** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:05 pm

WasteWaterHo, aka Alice, lol

She loved gang bangs and being passed around like trash at a party

and I was there too for Final Meltdown..it was indeed epic

by **Orenthal** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:58 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:WasteWaterHo, aka Alice, lol

She loved gang bangs and being passed around like trash at a party

and I was there too for Final Meltdown..it was indeed epic

She really loved those exit polls. The move to Scout killed so much great material.

What did we really expect out of a college english prof?

by **FUDU** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:48 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:FWIW: If FUDU hasn't gone completely brain dead he should remember this as well. And wasn't Swerb around for that most famous election night melt?

Dude you weren't around at the time, if you were you were either A)noteo, or B)never ever posted one time ever ever ever.

by **Rat_Tail** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:08 pm

boston

by **Erie Warrior** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:07 pm

Orenthal wrote: Yet they put up fucking Earth Day. Fuck Earth Day, bunch of commie pinko guilty cuckolds.

Fuck you, Earth Day has never killed millions of innocent people, spawned hate and persecution for millennia, and made intolerance acceptable because it is approved by an invisible man who sits in the clouds and decides what I should and should not do.

Now take your ass outside and pick up some trash.

by **RickNashEquilibrium** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:57 pm

JFC - If every person on Earth went Indy Jones they'de be more the wizer knowing religions are a farce. The quicker we get rid of that shit on a mass scale, the quicker we advance ourselves.

by **RickNashEquilibrium** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:05 pm

Dude, Erie I have no idea when you added that High Life Light sig, but I applaude you for your honesty. Lots of WIN with that MHLL plug, and damn if doesn't make me reminisce of OSU and getting F'd up on All You Can Drink Wednesdays at Oldfields on 4th IE the ghetto east of the Ohio State campus.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:08 pm

RickNashEquilibrium wrote:Dude, Erie I have no idea when you added that High Life Light sig, but I applaude you for your honesty. Lots of WIN with that MHLL plug, and damn if doesn't make me reminisce of OSU and getting F'd up on All You Can Drink Wednesdays at Oldfields on 4th IE the ghetto east of the Ohio State campus.

I was partial to the Stube

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:09 pm

RickNashEquilibrium wrote:Dude, Erie I have no idea when you added that High Life Light sig, but I applaude you for your honesty. Lots of WIN with that MHLL plug, and damn if doesn't make me reminisce of OSU and getting F'd up on All You Can Drink Wednesdays at Oldfields on 4th IE the ghetto east of the Ohio State campus.

You went to the 'hood to drink Miller beer?

The Thirsty Scholar was my haunt.

by **RickNashEquilibrium** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:32 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
RickNashEquilibrium wrote:Dude, Erie I have no idea when you added that High Life Light sig, but I applaude you for your honesty. Lots of WIN with that MHLL plug, and damn if doesn't make me reminisce of OSU and getting F'd up on All You Can Drink Wednesdays at Oldfields on 4th IE the ghetto east of the Ohio State campus.

You went to the 'hood to drink Miller beer?

The Thirsty Scholar was my haunt.

We went to Thirsty now and again, but if we were up there, my roomies and I preferred the Out R Inn. Darts, cheap beer, and tons of tail to chase. As for the ghetto, we actually drank Bud Light as Oldfields got FRESH kegs in from the plant on 270 every Wednesday and Saturday. We lived at 12th and Summit so it was rather convenient. Considering how much I drank in college, I'm not sure if I can differentiate fresh Bud Light and normal Bud Light, but fuck me if there wasn't a difference.
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