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Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby jb » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:16 pm

And I can't use this site as my pathetic version of facebook.
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:31 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

4) I don't trust midgets.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:03 pm

jb wrote:And I can't use this site as my pathetic version of facebook.


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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:10 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

Started at the boneyard in Cleveland, woke up in an RV in NYC with Tucker Max

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Of course, didn't Sam Cassell play like 14 years?

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

Clearly Rutherford B. Hayes

4) I don't trust midgets..

With good reason

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Nay

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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:14 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

In CBus. Just a normal night, but somehow ended up drinking Manhattans, and a lot of em. Spent the whole night puking. Woke up in the morning with my legs inside and my torso and head outside, through the screen in the door.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Yes, obviously. Especially after seeing Species.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

Zach Taylor, just because I doubt anyone else would give him a chance.

4) I don't trust midgets.

Good policy.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Nay for the most part, but I'm not militant about it. I see no reason for them to remake Arthur, for instance. There is absolutely no improving on the original.
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:21 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

My 19th birthday. My brother-in-law thought it was a good time to teach me a lesson about knowing my limits while drinking. I drank some of everything. About 10 shots of root beer schnapps, 3/4 gin 1/4 tonic, rum and coke, Jack and coke, and probably a few beers. I don't even know anymore. My birthday is in October. I nearly spent the night sleeping outside on a chaise lounge. My brother in law used to live over in Maple Heights, right at Granger and Dunham. He was in the process of walking outside with pillows and blankets when I somehow staggered to his door. The son of a bitch woke me up at 7 am the next morning, too. I drank Gatorade in the dark until 7 pm the following day before I felt coherent enough to stand.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Yep, they're all over the American southwest.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

Millard Fillmore. Because his name is awesome.

4) I don't trust midgets.

Neither do most people. That's why midget tossing is such a widely-played hobby.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Nay
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby waborat » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:34 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

As an infant on mother's milk

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Got 2 of em workin for me right now

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

JFK, the evening of 11/22/63 would be kinda wild

4) I don't trust midgets.

But they make loyal pets

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Sure, still waitin for The Grafenberg Spot remake

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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby fairvis » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:43 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

TBS/KKPsi bowling night, my first year of my master's. Started off drinking a six pack of CL tallboys in an hour, bought several pitchers of beer at the bowling alley. This was right after Columbus went smoke-free, and I wanted to see if I bowled better the more I drank (because I had in previous times bowled better the more I was smoking). Don't remember most of the night, had my bowling name changed to "Drunkee" and threw up burritos right after I somehow managed to get out of the back seat of a Pontiac Sunbird without the front seat being moved (a huge achievement, since the opening is literally only like 3-5"). It didn't thaw for a month or so afterwards, so my puke was immortalized in the apartment parking lot for a while. Next morning, had a performance at a women's basketball game. Probably one of the best sounding performances of my life, even though I was on my 2nd quart of Gatorade.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Exceptionally high probability. Most likely have some in this solar system (not intelligent, but near geothermal sources under the ice on Europa, ice caps on Mars, etc). Definitely will find some on whatever Earth-like planet we find first, but we won't get there for a while.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

I'd like to have a beer with Nixon, and see how crazy he really was.

4) I don't trust midgets.

Who does?

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Depends. If it's a classic, no. If it's terrible, perhaps. I don't recall any remakes that I've really like more then the original, though.

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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:40 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:1) The drunkest you've ever been?

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

4) I don't trust midgets.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

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Holy balls what a shit list of questions.....

1) Cabin trip when I was 17, I drank so much I almost died. I remember sitting under a pine tree and puking down the leg of my own shorts. Some random redneck came the next morning and accused us of stealing his confederate flag, I told him to piss off and then was surprised to see my friend passed out in bean bag chair on the back porch with the flag tied on as a cape. Oh and I shot what i though was a beehive with a flamming arrow from a compound bow only to find out they were in fact big angry hornets...... and hornets can sting more than once and chase you up a dirt path.


2) Yes but not on any big scale in our neighborhood.

3) Thomas Jefferson, to find out he reconciled some of his words with his actions.

4) I have many things against the midget kind, mainly their tiny hands that can steal stuff from my pockets. I think they have the pots of gold too.

5) Nay. 99% of them are horrid film abortions that suck money and life from people. Dawn Of The Dead was the only one i've really liked, and I went into it certain I was going to hate it.
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:23 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

Night of slamming Tanquere & tonic to the point of being naked trying to shit in the john and puke in the tub at the same time...when the wife walked in.... It was the last time I got drunk....been very buzzed a buncha times since but never again DRunk

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Absofukinglutely

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

Teddy Roosevelt...get drunk, hahaha, and go out and bash shit with his stick, maybe shoot a moose

4) I don't trust midgets.

Anything that can bite your balls is dangerous and shoule be avoided at all costs but, they're great for bowling

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Some are better than the orignials so, yay. I'd be in "don't give a rats ass" if it was provided
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby swerb » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:14 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

I honestly think it was the first time I ever drank. Prolly like 14 years old, Kind Tim's parents out of town, like 5-6 buddies scored a few cases of Busch beer and got drunk for the first time. Yakked like 5-6 times. Haven't drank Busch since.

Either that or one of the nights from 1993-1996 where I would drink a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best Light 3-4 times a week. Bong the first six through a funnel, drink the last six.

Don't think I've thrown up from drinking in 10-12 years. And I drink almost every night.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?

Definitely, but not in this solar system.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

Reagan

4) I don't trust midgets.

I wouldn't either if I was 6'8.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Nay. 90% of them suck.
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby mistero » Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:53 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?
High school. My parents and my buddy's parents (next door neighbors) were having a traveling new years eve party. We went to his house an drank every left over drink (after the party moved on) we could find. Then we did the same at my house. I remember dancing by myself to Under a Blood Red Sky, the live album by U2. Then being dragged in the snow. Then waking up naked in my room. I was sick for 2 days.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?
Yes, of couse.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?
Sarah Palin..one can dream right?

4) I don't trust midgets.

I do, they taste like chicken.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?
No never, ever.
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:51 am

1) The drunkest you've ever been?

the following story may prevent me from ever being allowed at TMoaT. I apologize in advance.
It might have been at a high school party where I chugged Everclear and walked home in just shorts in the middle of Jan. Or my 24h birthday where the guys I played softball with just kept throwing shot after shot of Turkey on front of me. After about 11 of them I stated I needed to get something in my stomach. Have a personal pizza and about 3 more shots. Then decided it would be a good thing to puke right there from my barstool. One of my friends, Juicer, who would get a DUI of his own that night, screams out, "Bet you don't eat it!" Needless to say, the floor was cleaned up. I then had even more to drink. A nasty, NASTY puke and rally if ever there was one. It was so bad that people were coming in from other bars b/c they heard the story that night and had to see the mess I was in person.


2) Alien Life; yes or no?
see post above, some being had to have taken over my body for an evening.

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?
Jimmy Carter because you know Billy would tag along. I'd also want to know why he was such a pussy dealing with the Ayatollah.

4) I don't trust midgets.
Being a fellow tall guy, I'm right there. They're out of my line of sight and occasianly trip over them. The only midgets I can handle are the Pixie Chicks midget stip team

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?
Have you seen Sandler's The Longest Yard?
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby RickNashEquilibrium » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:47 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:1) The drunkest you've ever been?
Freshman year at OSU. About 2 weeks in I hit up a house party and pound an entire bottle of Ice 101 and 12 Natty Lites. Get carried back home and tossed in an elevator and promptly passed out. No idea how long I was in there, but my RA found me in there and thought I was dead. I came to only to feel like death for the next 2-3 days.

2) Alien Life; yes or no?
Yep

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?
Shootin' play stories with Clinton.

4) I don't trust midgets.
Or giant pizza eating Germans, Bostonian Cleveland fans with a wealth of basketball knowledge, those who pimp Cam Newton, who guys who derail every Tribe discussion into a hating Wedge/Shapiro bananza.

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?
Major League 3

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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:01 pm

1) The drunkest you've ever been?
24th birthday
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2) Alien Life; yes or no?

I think they're already here...Chris Kaman

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one?

JFK

4) I don't trust midgets.

Midget stole ma bike

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay?

Absolutely not, although the latest remake of The Great Gatsby with DiCaprio may change my mind. That is my favourite novel by any American author
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Re: Another Friday with no wabo 5

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:44 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:1) The drunkest you've ever been?..Natl Guard summer camp somewhere in IN. Went to Indy for the night, about an hour drive, 7 of us in a car. We were a little pissed when the bar we were going to had a $4 cover. Then we find out why - $.01 beers and .25 Long Islands. We immediately order 100 draft beers and 25 Long Islands. We must have had 10 feet of the bar lined with glasses. We proceed to drink in excess for several hours and close the bar and begin to stagger back to the car. My one friend and I soemhow get separated from the others and spend the next hour or two wandering around downtown as we have no idea where we are parked. We end up taking a $75 cab ride back to base and make it just in time to throw on bdu's and get in formation. Our friends all passed out in the car waiting for us and end up being late and getting in trouble.

2) Alien Life; yes or no? No

3) Dinner with one ex-POTUS living or dead, which one? Woodrow Wilson - he started the League of Nations, the dude knew superman!

4) I don't trust midgets. - Ever since your circus days?

5) Movie remakes, yay or nay? nay, but the Office was a good TV show remake

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