Atta Girl

[waborat]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... olice.html

Just when ya thought ya heard it all...

Love to know bout the 22 cents? nickels, dimes, a half-roll???

Next time I need a U-Haul, I'm callin this bitch

[motherscratcher]

She looks like she's been passed around the campfire a few times.

[StewieG]

She looks like she's been passed around the campfire a few times.

Now why would anyone pass her around the...oh. You mean she's been pounded more times than Jenna Jamison.

[peeker643]

The proverbial 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway' this one would be.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Holy crap...where to begin?

How about

Hello - hello - hello hello hello

[peeker643]

$50 bills aren't common. And if she was a gambler (and something tells me she's not averse to risk) she'd never be caught dead with a fiddy.

So what's the fewest items she coulda had that added up to $52.$$

Fuckin' A. No wonder my parents taught me early to not put money in mouth.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

If you're the pimp of a pos like that tou have to take her down to the butcher shop, buy a ham, shove it in, then pull the bone...wallah...brand new crack for the crack whore

[skatingtripods]

Must have been some kind of money shot.

/shows self out

[StewieG]

Since it took place in Scranton, I could totally see Meredith from The Office doing something like that.

[motherscratcher]

So I'm going down on this girl and I say "Man, you got a big vagina, Man, you got a big vagina." She says "Why'd you say it twice?" I say "I didn't."

[Ziner]

The proverbial 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway' this one would be.

That's a good one, never heard that. I have one that is pretty similiar... always say like 'throwing grey whale down a hallway'... probably just a difference in perspective.

[Erie Warrior]

So I'm going down on this girl and I say "Man, you got a big vagina, Man, you got a big vagina." She says "Why'd you say it twice?" I say "I didn't."

So I say to my wife, "hey, I'd like a little pussy". She says, "so would I, mine's as big as a house". Full of heroin and random denominations.

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

[dem425]

Looks like she had smack and a stack stuffed inside her crack.............

[peeker643]

Looks like she had smack and a stack stuffed inside her crack.............

Hope the officers working on getting the evidence outta her took all precautions in making sure one of them didn't fall in there.

Maybe attaching a rope to the door and the other end to a belt loop or something....

You guys had to have gear in case a kid fell in a well or someone was trapped in a cave, right?

[JCoz]

The 22 cents is by far my favorite part of this report.

Anyone have a job where you have to take cash from people?

Man stories like this have to make people with jobs like that really reconsider whether to wear plastic gloves to work....

[waborat]

The 22 cents is by far my favorite part of this report.

Anyone have a job where you have to take cash from people?

Man stories like this have to make people with jobs like that really reconsider whether to wear plastic gloves to work....

Now I know why pennies tasted so bad as a kid...

Hmmm, with that said, it's been a long time, where's the change jar?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I don't believe in pennies. Pisses me off. Why can't it just end in 5 or 0?

[Ziner]

I don't believe in pennies. Pisses me off. Why can't it just end in 5 or 0?

That is why you are a god damn communist. Probably want to get rid of the 9/10ths of a cent on gas too, then we could all pay another 1/10th per gallon. Probably want it to go to some bullshit social program too.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Change is played out. Just paper money.

That's why i'd be the best POTUS evah!

I'd be all like "listen here, you dumb Belgian diplomat, I don't give 2 shits sbout your problems, just tell me about the waffles!"

I'd take a shit on the floor of the congress too.

[peeker643]

Change is played out. Just paper money.

That's why i'd be the best POTUS evah!

I'd be all like "listen here, you dumb Belgian diplomat, I don't give 2 shits sbout your problems, just tell me about the waffles!"

I'd take a shit on the floor of the congress too.

I'd vote for you now. After that last post? C'mon. Clear cut winner in my book.

Lotta shit you don't know but that never stopped a POTUS before.

[Triple-S]

Change is played out. Just paper money.

That's why i'd be the best POTUS evah!

I'd be all like "listen here, you dumb Belgian diplomat, I don't give 2 shits sbout your problems, just tell me about the waffles!"

I'd take a shit on the floor of the congress too.

but then who would play quarterback for the Browns?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Multi-tasker.

Plus if that Ray Lewis tries to sack me, my Secret Service sniper will put a bullet through his earhole at 1,000 yards.

Hell i'd even make Peek my Minister Of Huntin' And Shit.