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Unread postby mistero » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:48 pm

Some 5th grade girl asked my 5th grade son if he wants to do "69" on facebook chat. He responds he doesn't know what that means. She tells him she doesn't really know either, to ask an adult. He asks my mother, (his grandmother). She says she's not sure what it means. She thinks that it might be the number of the "end of the world, or the devil or something" (maybe thinking of 666). At this point I walk in the door to pick up my kids , my mother turns to me and asks "do you know what it means to do 69?".

You can't make this crap up....I weap for the future.
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Re: 69

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:50 pm

Edit: to not post the joke I'm not sure if I should post.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:52 pm

I apparently went to the 5th grade about 20 years too early. Phuck.
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Re: 69

Unread postby swerb » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:58 pm

And to think my parents were mortified that playing too much Super Mario Brothers and Legend of Zelda would corrupt me when I was that age.

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Re: 69

Unread postby comish » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:11 pm

If you peeps could hear some of the stuff the 5th graders say daily you would drop dead on the spot.....messed up world these days

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Re: 69

Unread postby mistero » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:22 pm

Do you make house calls Commish? I need an intervention.
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Re: 69

Unread postby comish » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:32 pm

Very soon I might be looking to make extra $$$ any way I can.

G/L, my man, these kids are products of a media driven world that helps them believe they are WAY WAY older and more mature than they really are.

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Re: 69

Unread postby waborat » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:43 pm

69 on facebook, huh?

And to think Lee says "5 ?" is facebook stuff...

Reminds me of this classic: One night after a busy day at work, a Chinese man snuggles up to his wife in bed and whispers in her ear, "Hey hon, how about a little sixty nine?"

The woman sits bolt upright in bed, glares down at her husband, and says, "You want me to fix you beef 'n broccoli at THIS time of night?!?"
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Re: 69

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:54 pm

I was in the 5th grade 19 years ago and I am pretty sure I knew what that meant. Didn't know a hole lot of things, but I think I knew that...

Even though I knew it I was more concerned with playing football and video games.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:22 am

C'mon "69" rules. Only the coolest of the cool use 69 as their jersey number for softball or flag football.


Guess I had an idea of what it was way back in 5th grade but like others have said, my concerns were more, "what time is everyone getting together to play baseball/football/basketball?"
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Re: 69

Unread postby mistero » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:06 am

Orenthal wrote:I was in the 5th grade 19 years ago and I am pretty sure I knew what that meant. Didn't know a hole lot of things, but I think I knew that...

Even though I knew it I was more concerned with playing football and video games.



I remembering being in 8th or 9th grade and thinking a blow job was when the girl treated your junk like a birthday cake candle. I was kind of baffled about the logistics. Too much information overload for kids these days. Impossible to shelter them unless you go Amish.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:31 am

mistero wrote:
Orenthal wrote:I was in the 5th grade 19 years ago and I am pretty sure I knew what that meant. Didn't know a hole lot of things, but I think I knew that...

Even though I knew it I was more concerned with playing football and video games.



I remembering being in 8th or 9th grade and thinking a blow job was when the girl treated your junk like a birthday cake candle. I was kind of baffled about the logistics. Too much information overload for kids these days. Impossible to shelter them unless you go Amish.


Exactly, and I'm no father, but I learned everything I knew without any parent explanation. Think its better just to try and instill a general sense of right and wrong and morals and all that. Casue I don't know how the hell you would approach these subjects. I couldn't without LMAO. My kids will never go to Dad for serious input.
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Re: 69

Unread postby pup » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:57 am

comish wrote:Very soon I might be looking to make extra $$$ any way I can.

G/L, my man, these kids are products of a media driven world that helps them believe they are WAY WAY older and more mature than they really are.

:gah:


Maybe if the educators gave them more homework their would be less time to watch TV. And they would learn more. :nanner:







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Re: 69

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:31 am

Nobody has yet asked why mistero's 10 or 11 year old son has a Facebook?

I was dropping f-bombs in first grade like I was a rapper. Going to a Catholic grade school, we got the sex talk in 4th grade. Ironically, it was from two priests and our 4'11" 445 lbs. principal.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:39 am

skatingtripods wrote:I was dropping f-bombs in first grade like I was a rapper. Going to a Catholic grade school, we got the sex talk in 4th grade. Ironically, it was from two priests and our 4'11" 445 lbs. principal.


Christian school I went to would get pissed and suspend if you stepped out of line ever so slightly, I recall one of the principals giving a lecture about how you could get suspended for the word "Sucks". But hey, they were the ones that educated marilyn manson for a few years, so I guess that worked out quite well for them.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:17 pm

mistero wrote:Do you make house calls Commish? I need an intervention.


"Talk" time dude. Maybe not the gory details yet, but at the very least how to handle those kind of things. Since it happened on the internet, an "Acceptable Use" speech might in order as well.

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Re: 69

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:24 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Nobody has yet asked why mistero's 10 or 11 year old son has a Facebook?


Great point. Way out of place for me to tell someone else how to parent, but IMO 5th grade is too young for Facebook. I am a huge Facebook hater, and wish it would just be nuked out of existence, but I get that it's sometimes difficult to keep your kid away from it.
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Re: 69

Unread postby mistero » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:50 pm

First , we gave him a facebook to keep in touch with his friends that we moved away from. Good or bad reason, that was it. Second ,almost every grade schooler is on facebook. Not that it makes it right but that's the time we live in.

I don't like it either, but at least it's very easy to keep track of his discussions.

EW, what the hell is that a picture of? Earthworm 69?
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:42 pm

mistero wrote: EW, what the hell is that a picture of? Earthworm 69?


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Re: 69

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:02 pm

mistero wrote:First , we gave him a facebook to keep in touch with his friends that we moved away from. Good or bad reason, that was it. Second ,almost every grade schooler is on facebook. Not that it makes it right but that's the time we live in.

I don't like it either, but at least it's very easy to keep track of his discussions.

EW, what the hell is that a picture of? Earthworm 69?


What if your son de-friends you? Does that mean it's time for him to move out? ;-) ;) :wink:

Do you have a daughter? Facebook + girls are 1,000,000,000,000,000 times worse.
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Re: 69

Unread postby mistero » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:46 pm

3rd grade daughter. She loves to read books and write in her journal. I let her buy 20-30 bucks worth of new books a month. No facebook.

I have fantasies about raising a librarian, and not the kind in those videos.
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Re: 69

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:23 pm

Real books over Facebook. Hell yes. :cheers:
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Re: 69

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:12 pm

mattvan1 wrote:
mistero wrote:First , we gave him a facebook to keep in touch with his friends that we moved away from. Good or bad reason, that was it. Second ,almost every grade schooler is on facebook. Not that it makes it right but that's the time we live in.

I don't like it either, but at least it's very easy to keep track of his discussions.

EW, what the hell is that a picture of? Earthworm 69?


What if your son de-friends you? Does that mean it's time for him to move out? ;-) ;) :wink:

Do you have a daughter? Facebook + girls are 1,000,000,000,000,000 times worse.


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Re: 69

Unread postby mistero » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:53 pm

UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.
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Re: 69

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:04 pm

mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.
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Re: 69

Unread postby waborat » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:37 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.


Or the "lil slut" was a Fed
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:39 pm

waborat wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.


Or the "lil slut" was a Fed


Or Chris Hanson
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Re: 69

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:42 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
waborat wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.


Or the "lil slut" was a Fed


Or Chris Hanson


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Re: 69

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:46 pm

waborat wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.


Or the "lil slut" was a "Fred"


Or that ^^^^^^
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Re: 69

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:53 pm

peeker643 wrote:
waborat wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
mistero wrote:UPDATE: Girls face book is kaput. No more. Deceased. I guess her parents must be keeping a close watch too.


They probably think your son is the dirty delinquent who was putting these type of thoughts into her head.


Or the "lil slut" was a "Fred"


Or that ^^^^^^


That's pretty fucked up right there.
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