The where the F r U Wabo / Eyeo 5 ? Friday

[jb]

edition....


1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

<------- Do I really need to include this so y'all know I'm purely busting the balls of everyone's favortie internet Tex Cobb?

[Ziner]

1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?

people are less active, have worse beer, and are significantly more pretentious

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

players can undermine the league by sticking together and making it relevant in major markets

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

apparently the UAA sucked so bad in football they refused to play, yet competed in all other sports

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

A Rhino

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

who uses the word kid?

[waborat]

Is it Friday?...

1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?

-A lawn chair will hold yer parking spot
-The Wahlbergs
-Hoodies are our Sunday best

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

Lack of arrogance & selfishness of the players (ex Agent Zero)

3. Why is your college lamer and inferrior to Johns Hopkins?

The library is THE social place to be

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Boston Terrier, duh

5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc )

Cunt

[General]

1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?
At least an oil spill in Boston Harbor won't devastate the economy for decades.
2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?
Because I don't have to worry about setting aside time to watch it.
3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?
Chaminade University has done two significant things, Beat Georgetown in basketabll and awarded me a Bachelors degree.
4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?
Flipper or Lassie.
Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?
Cock as in "What's up, cock?" and just the other day I was on some time off and some guy kept e-mailing me for some work related thing, I finally got pissed and called him and let him know that it was my day off. He kept trying to work the relationship angle of the sales pitch. When he heard my name, he says oh are you Italian (he is) I said WTF does that got to do with anything on my day off that you are bothering me. Pretty petulant but it felt good. It helped me sleep.

[skatingtripods]

1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?

Good Will Hunting was filmed there.

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

Because it's full of blacks and they are better athletes than whites.

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

We didn't have a good lacrosse team. Or any lacrosse team for that matter.

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Woolly mammoth.

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

Using Bro instead of the name Joe in an athlete's name to address a buddy. For example, Bro Namath. Or Bro Sakic. Perhaps Bro Louis.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

edition....


1 . Why is Boston better than where you live?

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

<------- Do I really need to include this so y'all know I'm purely busting the balls of everyone's favortie internet Tex Cobb?

1) It's not. It's a city filled with morons, assholes, and pieces of human shit. If not for the history it would the Taint of MURRICA.

2) It's not.

3) It's not. School smak is for those with the littlest peni.

4) Man. The most dangerous animal of all.

5) Fuck you, JB. Why is the 5th question of 5QF a "bonus question", what's next are you gonna start charging for it. or privatize it? Fucking Republicunt.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

. Why is Boston better than where you live?

Because its impossible to make a right hand turn from Mass Av onto Beacon Street because every moron with a car in Boston will keep turning left clogging the intersection, sitting ther thru red lights, till the city empties

2 . Why is the NBA better than your favorite sport?

Because it spawns the highest # per capita of bastards

3. Why is your college lamer and inferior to Johns Hopkins?

Because it was half way around the world

4. If you could poach any one animal to stuff and put on ur man cave, what would it be?

Ginger Lynn

Bonus Option Question 5 . Name your favorite word to use instead of "kid" . (e.g. bro, dude, homie, man, etc ) OR What is the snottiest thing you've said or done to someone in the last 2 weeks?

Dickhed

[pup]

Question 5 being a bonus question is like Mike Mayock have a 7 way tie for 5th on his top 5 list at each position.

[e0y2e3]

Weak effort.

Though I will admit that I live at the intersection of Mass and Beacon and Audrey mentioning it is a bit freaky.

That right is easy to make these days though, outside of Sox Games Rush Hour Hell.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I toll ya #2 son went to MIT

He lived right down the street from you on Beacon..Lambda something Alpha

Frat was 2 blocks from Fenway

He dated Brady Anderson's cousin for 2 yrs and came home once with a ball signed by Anderson, Eddie Murray, Cal Ripken, Roberto Alomar, Chris Hoiles and someone else whose name I forget...

Boston is likely the best city to visit IMO....as long as you aren't driving. Its worse than DC, LA and NYC put together

[jb]

I toll ya #2 son went to MIT

He lived right down the street from you on Beacon..Lambda something Alpha

Delta lamda Phi?



jokes man, jokes.

Disappointed Eee-eye didn't supply the "correct" answers.

Now don't let us down this week Wabo, you sick sick Sammy honk, mmmm kay?