5 Question Friday

[jb]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

5. Favorite wing sauce.

[Ziner]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Who? Moscratch? I always pictured him as a wierd, freaky Steve Buscemi

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

Vail, Tahoe, Deer Valley, take your pick

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

You mean what going on now isnt a horror flick?

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

That one that is really awful

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Homemade - lotso butter, garlic and franks red hot.

[skatingtripods]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Vinnie Jones. Because he's awesome.

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

City, no doubt. Hate the ocean, can't ski.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Jon Voight as George Washington in "An American Carol"

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

Hate.

5. Favorite wing sauce

Teriyaki or medium.

[General]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
Unless it is New Orleans, it is beach all the way.
3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?
Kevin Kline-Dave, Charles Grodin was priceless balancing the budget.
4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
Golden Slumbers and A day in the Life
5. Favorite wing sauce.
Hooters 911

[Erie Warrior]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?
David Bowie's bulge from Labyrinth. It seems like something he would appreciate.
2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
Beach. Waitress I need two more boat drinks. Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks. I gotta go where it's warm
3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?
Bill Pullman, Independence Day
4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
My guitar gently weeps
5. Favorite wing sauce.
Buckeye BBQ

[motherscratcher]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

I believe I'm on record. I'll have to start casting the sequel pretty soon. A few to look for off the top of my head might be Jon Gries, Shawn Hatosy, Dylan Baker, Hart Bochner, Jan Michael Vincent, Dean Cameron, and Bolo Yeung

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

Beach, definitely. Someplace warm. Someplace where the beer flows like wine.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Tiny Lister - The 5th Element

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

If I Fell

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Mild - I'm such a boring pussy. I like the garlic Parmesan kind of stuff too.

[skatingtripods]

Someplace where the beer flows like wine.

Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano?

[gotribe31]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?
Marissa Miller. Cause there's no doubt 'Scratch's script would have plenty of gratutitious nudity

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
Beach, so I can go fishin

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?
David Palmer in 24. Yes, I know you said movie, but I'm tired and I don't care. Harrison Ford in Air Force One was pretty cool too, as was Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove. But if David Palmer ran for president, I'd quit my job to campaign for him

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
Pass. I'm not a Beatlemaniac, so my choice would either be ridiculed for being too commercial or not commercial enough. Gun to my head...Dr. Peppers Lonely Heartsclub Band

5. Favorite wing sauce.
Garlic parmesan

[British_Pharaoh]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?
Who? What?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
City

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?
Harrison Ford Get off my plane!!

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
Helter Skelter or Run For Your Life

5. Favorite wing sauce.
Reggae Reggae sauce

[gotribe31]

Anyone who is confused by question #1 is doing themselves a great disservice, as they are clearly not reading Michael Kramer's "Look Ahead" column closely enough every week.

[fairvis]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?
Scarlett Johanssen for gratuitous nudity.

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
Beach. Went to Panama City Beach (post Spring Break, so few tourists) last year and really enjoyed it.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?
Robert V. Barron playing Honest Abe in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
The cliche Hey Jude...

5. Favorite wing sauce.
I do enjoy the BW3's Hot BBQ, and the Buckeye BBQ at Quaker Steak... but for a pure Buffalo flavor, I'd just have to make my own with Frank's, butter, sriracha, Tabasco, and other secret ingredients.

[hermanfontenot]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

The guy who played Keamy in "Lost" because he's the shit. And Brian Dennehy. Maybe Taye Diggs, too.

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

City vacation. NYC/Chicago, spring/autumn.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Tiny "Zues" Lister, the Fifth Element

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

Penny Lane. (I get made fun of for this, for some reason.)

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Ranch, Quaker Steak & Lube, Sharon PA

[Fire Marshall Bill]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Who? Why?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

JFC...I think he's serious...beach

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Kevin Kline...."Dave"
4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate...all you need is love)

Too many but...Hey Jude!...and for a reason

5. Favorite wing sauce?

Hot!...and greasy...and baked

[hiko]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Soups Sales. Why not?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

City, followed closely by ski. I don't tan and I don't like heat - f the beach.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Stephen Colbert - Monsters vs. Aliens

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Gotta go with Atomic.

[peeker643]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Me. Duh. Look at all the chicks getting run in this film. I'm in it.

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

Vegas. That's a city where I can lay on a better beach than most in the back of a hotel and be an hour away from skiing.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Harry Shearer as President Schwarzenegger- The Simpsons

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

Helter Skelter and Come Together. I liked the acid-laced Beatles way better than their teeny bop bullshit that made them famous enough to afford the best drugs.
In My Life and A Day in the Life are up there too.

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Anything I don't have to make. I am a huge cajun and garlic parm guy though too.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

5. Favorite wing sauce.

1) Burt Reynolds. Fuck you, you don't ever get to ask questions about Burt Reynolds.

2) Beach or City. Big man don't ski.

3) Burt Reynolds

4) Fuck the Beatles.

5) Frank's Red Hot Buffalo Sauce...... The real hot kind.

[Squints]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

5. Favorite wing sauce.

1. Any hot chick with minimal to no clothing.

2. Beach, with city close behind.

3. Harrison Ford in Air Force One.

4. Let it Be.

5. BBQ.

[swerb]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?

Paul Giamatti (most underrated actor) and Scarlett Johannson (hottest female).

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?

City.

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Michael Douglas - American President.

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)

In My Life.

5. Favorite wing sauce.

The Mango Habanero at B Dubbs.

[Erie Warrior]

All you North Coast schlubs who say city vacation- you know Mentor Headlands and Fairport Harbor aren't really beaches.

[Larvell Blanks]

1. Who are you putting in M. Kramer's movie? Why?
Originally it was to be Ron Taylor just to deliver one line, "It was a stone groove my man." Unfortunately, he passed away. So we have to go with Courtney Gains for his performance of Whitey in Colors. Sure, sure, he was much better as Kenneth Wurman in Can't buy me love or Malachai in Children of the Corn. But as Whitey he barely uttered a word and it's great watching a ginger try to act OG tough.
(yes I put WAY too much thought into this btu I didn't want to cop out w/ Burt Reynolds)

2. Beach vacation, ski vacation, or city vacation?
Beach vacation then city. Used to ski but after 3 knee surgeries, last one being mocrofracture, not worth the risk

3. Who played the best POTUS character you ever saw in a movie?

Jim Curley - In the line of Fire. The look on his face as he's being rushed out the hotel after the botched assassination

4. Best Beatles song (c'mon, don't hate)
Don't let me down
Fool on the Hill

5. Favorite wing sauce.

Louisiana Licker sauce -The Lube