wow. it was all true

[jb]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110118/ap_on_re_eu/eu_ireland_catholic_abuse;_ylt=Au0_fH_pL3nLikWMBQsi6VBv24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTNzMnN2cjBsBGFzc2V0Ay9zL2FwLzIwMTEwMTE4L2FwX29uX3JlX2V1L2V1X2lyZWxhbmRfY2F0aG9saWNfYWJ1c2UEY2NvZGUDbXBfZWNfOF8xMARjcG9zAzcEcG9zAzcEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawN2YXRpY2Fud2FybmU-

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Cardinal Bernard Law is still not dead.

...and when he was given a position in the Vatican and hidden behind its walls it was a no brainer...for moi anyway

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How is that pederast protecting swine still walking free?

Fucking Irish.......

[jb]

Fucking Irish.......

What's worse, Fr. McFeely or Zycon B ?

And the order came from those tight with your Nazi Youth Pope.

March 17th is coming up. Enjoy a beer or whisky. What's your ethnic holiday, September 1st?

[FUDU]

LMAO...Sept 1st, awesome.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

WTF is Zycon B? You mean Zyklon B?

My ethnic holiday is when I crack open a cold beer.

Oktoberfest owns St. Patrick and his American Retards On Display Holiday. He sucked anyway, there were never any fucking snakes in Ireland.

Fucking Irish.....

[General]

Why do Irish always marry Italians?


They never knew food could taste good.

[jb]

WTF is Zycon B? You mean Zyklon B?

My ethnic holiday is when I crack open a cold beer.

Oktoberfest owns St. Patrick and his American Retards On Display Holiday. He sucked anyway, there were never any fucking snakes in Ireland.

Fucking Irish.....

Yeah, figures you'd know all about it. Huh huh ?

And 99% of bock beer tases like ass. Stoudt + Irish wisky, baby.

And look at Mr Liederhosen singing arm and arm with other dudes clanking steins of warm beer trying to run smak of being retarded.

And what do you know from snakes in Ireland? I know more aboiut snakes in Ireland. Much more, in fact.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Hey don't be mad, the Germans make things that work.

Your mocking Lederhosen, which would be fine, because it looks really funny, but the Irish wore skirts just like the fucking Scots. And a little makeup bag on the front.

No snakes, JB, that St. Patrick was full of shit, man.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bucket of turds? The bucket.

A polish 2 passanger plane crashed into a cemetery outside Warsaw, rescue workers have been digging for survivors all night and so far they've found 108 bodies.

It could be worse, you could be Eastern European. Maybe some sort of Bulgarian.

[peeker643]

How many people from Dresden can you fit in a van?
25,000 if you have a shovel.

What's the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
Only the first one can make you smile.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican?
A Beaner-Schnitzel

Hey don't be mad, the Germans make things that work.

Your mocking Lederhosen, which would be fine, because it looks really funny, but the Irish wore skirts just like the fucking Scots. And a little makeup bag on the front.

No snakes, JB, that St. Patrick was full of shit, man.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bucket of turds? The bucket.

A polish 2 passanger plane crashed into a cemetery outside Warsaw, rescue workers have been digging for survivors all night and so far they've found 108 bodies.

It could be worse, you could be Eastern European. Maybe some sort of Bulgarian.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Hey Peek, did you see where I made the joke about Pols?

Have you ever seen an Irish car? Me either. It probably comes with DUI forms already filled out.

Just wait for those IRA jokes about how dumb and smelly the IRA and their wives/girlfriends are.

The Irish don't even have an airforce, because they're too dumb to fly and the cockpit would smell like stupid and whiskey farts.

[peeker643]

Hey Peek, did you see where I made the joke about Pols?

Have you ever seen an Irish car? Me either. It probably comes with DUI forms already filled out.

Just wait for those IRA jokes about how dumb and smelly the IRA and their wives/girlfriends are.

The Irish don't even have an airforce, because they're too dumb to fly and the cockpit would smell like stupid and whiskey farts.

Oh Yeah?!?

When CDT was a little younger and landed his first job he was eager to please.

Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started that first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse.

His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" CDT said.

The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Good," CDT said. "Give me two with cream, two black, and two decaf."

[Cerebral_DownTime]

That joke isn't even funny. Plus you just took out "the dumb Irish guy" and put in "CDT".

Hurrrr da durrrrrr!

Go put on your skirt and kiss the blarney stone. You bogus snake charming mick.

[peeker643]

That joke isn't even funny. Plus you just took out "the dumb Irish guy" and put in "CDT".

Hurrrr da durrrrrr!

Go put on your skirt and kiss the blarney stone. You bogus snake charming mick.

It is funny and it did say CDT in it originally.

Now why don't you march over to your neighbors' house, declare it yours and cram them into their oven while you drink warm beer in your ridiculous goddamn short pants and blouse.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like my neighbors.

Except for those goddamn Albainians down the street. There's like 15 of them, so they would have to get a commercial oven. They skin goats and talk in their fucking Gypsy language.

[Orenthal]

Yeah those new Albanians make us 3rd generation ones look real bad...