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Cavs offer homeless guy job

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:21 pm

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect.
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Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:32 pm

And he turned it down and signed with the Heat.
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Unread postby Triple-S » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:45 pm

that's good they're helping shawn kemp out there.
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Unread postby jb » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:48 pm

Should fit right in on Public Square
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Unread postby Squints » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:49 pm

I thought this was a joke.

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Unread postby idoctribefan » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:12 pm

What position does this guy play? We could use a decent small forward.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:15 pm

Congrats to CDT on a steady gig courtesy of the Cavs. :thumb up:
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Unread postby Orenthal » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:16 pm

Not easy to find a voicelike that...

I'd kill for it.
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Unread postby papacass » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:39 pm

Ted Williams told Good Morning America on Thursday that he's taking the Cavs job. Not sure what he'll be doing. Olivier Sedra, who has a pretty good voice himself, will continue as the PA announcer.

Maybe Gilbert has an eye on Williams to replace Joe Tait after he retires? Give him a summerlong crash course in basketball, and make him the new voice of the Cavs next season.

I'd tune in just to listen to Williams call the game with that voice. He'd easily rival Paul Keels for best PBP voice on area radio.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:45 pm

peeker643 wrote:Congrats to CDT on a steady gig courtesy of the Cavs. :thumb up:



He used to do Oldies radio here in the 80's and early 90's. He's already got a job doing voice overs for MSNBC, and 3 local companies for radio spots....... and WNCI said they would pay him 10 large plus get him a place to live.

Good luck to dude. Ain't too many famous people from CLB, i'll take a homeless one.
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Unread postby warpath1966 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:38 am

Funny thing is...the first thing I thought of was "Susan Boyle"! This guy has a radio voice and a very goodone. Great story...I just thoght it would come out later that he has done radio...People who do the radio spots are just like this guy. As far a listening to him full time? Nope! Although he sounds good in small amounts, I would turn the channel...too much "FM Dj sound"...I could see or hear him on a oldies station no doubt.
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Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:35 am

UPDATE: Police were called to his hotel room in NY where he was staying for a TV show taping. He and his daughter were arguing so loudly that people called the cops. Transported downtown and detained for over an hour, no charges filed. His kids are probably thinkign he owes them some money now that he is getting PAID!
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:38 pm

Somewhere on these boards someone commented on the Stepienization of Cavs by Dan Gilbert.

If that moron doesn't wash his hands of this fucking time bomb of a bad idea then I might be willing to believe the Stepien thing a lot easier than judging his shitty basketball team.

It could be a lot bloodier and worse than Softballs off the Terminal Tower when this psychotic dude goes off and kills someone with a Cavalier employee badge in his wallet.

Now...if the guy can play 2-guard like a witch I'm willing to let this play out a little longer and I can risk the bloodshed and innocent deaths.
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Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:24 pm

Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:12 pm

leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?


Well, Big Ben will have a few months off starting in a few weeks.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:19 pm

leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?


Meh.... they've paid millions of dollars to deadbeat dads over the years. This guy's different only in that he can't put the ball in the basket.
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Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:52 pm

peeker643 wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?


Meh.... they've paid millions of dollars to deadbeat dads over the years. This guy's different only in that he can't put the ball in the basket.


Different from who on the Cavs?
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Re: Cavs offer homeless guy job

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:01 pm

leadpipe wrote:
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leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?


Meh.... they've paid millions of dollars to deadbeat dads over the years. This guy's different only in that he can't put the ball in the basket.


Different from who on the Cavs?


Let's assume it was historically speaking given there's no one on this roster that fits the profile. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:46 pm

leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:52 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.


Is it Ticket Window?

Yes!!!!

I win again.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:56 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.


Is it Ticket Window?

Yes!!!!

I win again.


Your prize is in the mail. I just need your address and times you are least likely to be home. (It's a big prize taking many man hours to set up I DO NOT plan on robbing you)
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:58 pm

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leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.


Is it Ticket Window?

Yes!!!!

I win again.


Your prize is in the mail. I just need your address and times you are least likely to be home. (It's a big prize taking many man hours to set up I DO NOT plan on robbing you)


You wouldn't get past the Burmese Tiger Pits.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:59 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.


Is it Ticket Window?

Yes!!!!

I win again.


Your prize is in the mail. I just need your address and times you are least likely to be home. (It's a big prize taking many man hours to set up I DO NOT plan on robbing you)


Is it a bowling alley?
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Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:07 pm

Bunk beds are my guess.
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Unread postby StewieG » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:31 pm

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Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:45 pm

StewieG wrote:Catapult


Not very efficient for killing deer
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Unread postby pup » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:46 am

Ziner wrote:
StewieG wrote:Catapult


Not very efficient for killing deer


But makes getting them home to stuff easier
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Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:01 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
leadpipe wrote:Nothing like inking a deadbeat dad.

Perhaps a rapist or child molester could work a ticket window?



Hmmmmm....... One of these things is not like the others.


Matter of degree I suppose.

As far as ruining the country, I'll throw em' all in the same barrel.
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Unread postby jb » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:51 am

peeker643 wrote:Somewhere on these boards someone commented on the Stepienization of Cavs by Dan Gilbert.



So he's replacing the scream team with TW eating beer cans?
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Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:15 am

Well that didn't take long. A lil cash in the pocket and his face on TV and he's already off the wagon, if he was ever on it in the first place. At least I can sleep easier knowing he's got Dr. Phil on his side.


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Unread postby jb » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:33 am

rebelwithoutaclue wrote:Well that didn't take long. A lil cash in the pocket and his face on TV and he's already off the wagon, if he was ever on it in the first place. At least I can sleep easier knowing he's got Dr. Phil on his side.


http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/01/dr-phil-says-golden-throated-ted-williams-is-headed-to-rehab/1



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Unread postby fundamentals » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:02 am

I was hoping Dr. Phil or the Golden Voice guy could lend a hand in getting themselves into the Cavaliers' playing rotation. Can we begin the fire sale now for Jamison, Williams, and whomever else? :spanky:
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Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:57 pm

^Too many peeps are getting hurt, throwing our world into chaos.
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