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Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:59 pm

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not


Might want to forgo eating at anyone's house who owns this cookbook.
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:17 pm

OMFG

I have to have that. I want to buy 3. This would make an awesome gift.
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:18 pm

Check out the comments, some are pure gold.
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:55 am

No fucking way. Not a chance. Who green-lights this publication? I've made plenty of jokes about the two-ball throat lotion, but I never really thought anyone would actually cook with it. Complex and dynamic flavor? Puke.
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby Orenthal » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:49 pm

uh?
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby exiledbuckeye » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:32 am

Is that what tofu is made from?
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Re: Awesome Flan Recipe

Unread postby Acriumpa » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:07 am

Ziner wrote:Image

Content probably NSFW, but no nudity or language

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/n ... es/5198959

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not


Might want to forgo eating at anyone's house who owns this cookbook.



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