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Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby swerb » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:09 pm

Anyone? Should we get one of these going?
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:43 pm

I'm in.

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:09 pm

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby swerb » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:05 pm

First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:11 pm

swerb wrote:First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.


I have deer in my goddamn yard every day. They climb over the chainlink fence, i've told Peek he can sit on my deck with a .50 cal and blast them all. I've thrown hammers, hatchets, rocks, grill tongs, flower pots, and a boot at them and nothing works.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:32 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
swerb wrote:First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.


I have deer in my goddamn yard every day. They climb over the chainlink fence, i've told Peek he can sit on my deck with a .50 cal and blast them all. I've thrown hammers, hatchets, rocks, grill tongs, flower pots, and a boot at them and nothing works.


You grill one and eat it with onions and mushrooms while the rest of the herd looks on and you'll have sent a loud and clear message my man.

Don't over-cook that shit either.

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:44 pm

Ok so a deer got it's hoof caught going back over my fence, had I battered it to death with a shovel and ate it, would that be legal?


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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:55 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Ok so a deer got it's hoof caught going back over my fence, had I battered it to death with a shovel and ate it, would that be legal?


And i'll take Joe Paterno in the Death Pool.


We can't just throw names out there willy-nilly.

Did you cook the deer after you bashed it? If so you're fine.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:04 pm

This old hillbilly hippie guy told me a story of how he poisoned like a dozen deer because they were eating the marijuana he was growing. He was pretty drunk, so he might be full of shit. And he only had one hand.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:09 pm

I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:09 am

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer


If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:51 am

Larvell Blanks wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer


If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:18 am

I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:07 pm

Larvell Blanks wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer


If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby swerb » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:30 pm

skatingtripods wrote:I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?

I say we throw in $20 a man ...
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:56 pm

swerb wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?

I say we throw in $20 a man ...


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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:09 am

I aint paying no damn $20 to invisible internet people.

Coem down here and get my money like a normal human.

That's some 'ol bullshit.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:00 am

Dammit- Why is there no website or hot-line number for a National Celebrity Hospice Registrations??
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:26 pm

peeker643 wrote:Dammit- Why is there no website or hot-line number for a National Celebrity Hospice Registrations??
By now I'm sure you've heard the story of the guy that used to make tens of thousands a year on these pools b/c of his connections.

He hit on such famous celeb deaths as Sonny Bono (skiing accident) b/c he heard Sonny was a God awful skier and yet he loved to ski. Hit on JFK Jr for the same theory, guy loved to fly but was a poor pilot so this guy knew John John's flight instructor who told him he was nervous every time JR get behind the controls. Also knew a hospital worker that notified him if a celebrity got admitted with serious conditions.

Kind of funny when you think about it.

Kind of sucks though now that CDT figured out we were just planning this to steal $20 from him.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:58 pm

Who determines the definition of a celebrity?
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:01 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:18 pm

FUDU wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.


Would you want to root for him to die?
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:22 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
FUDU wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.


Would you want to root for him to die?


Hmm.....


I mean, no. Emphatically no.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:47 am

The jb you all knew and loved died a couple weeks ago

You'll need to put in a call to JPAC to find the remains

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:21 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Put me down for Al Davis


You can't pick someone who's already dead, dumbdumb.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:29 pm

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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:04 pm

Is Keith Richards still alive?
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:37 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Is Keith Richards still alive?


Hard to tell. He could have been embalmed and we'd never be the wiser
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:58 pm

Since I see no one called dibs on Charlie Sheen I am in on this.
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Re: Death Pool for 2011?

Unread postby FUDU » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:03 pm

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