Season Two

[jb]

Don't even need to list the show.

Man, this Angelina coming back and Ronnie partying like Mickey mantle is gonna be AWESOME. There's gonna be boxes of hair pulled in 3....2....1..

Is Sorrentino 35 yet?

Vinny still sucks. I hope he steps in front of Donte Stallworth.

[noles1]

Love bringing Angelina back. Will add a dynamic to get that at each other and not be comfortable.

Missed the show this past week so just catchin up on it right now.

Only concern is that Situation will probably score now with his fame, part of his alllure last season was he kept falling short. Same with Snookie.

Looks like Paulie got some more ink too, new theme, as well.

Single Ronnie may actually be enjoyable, praying him and Sammie dont get back into shit.

[e0y2e3]

Feh, shark jumped and will remain jumped until they film the Masshole season w/ a new cast.

These guys are too big of celebs now and have spent the last year running the bar appearance circuit. No reason to watch a bunch of idiots that are now famous because they are idiots on TV.

Should have cut them all loose (and I am sure they will after this year).

Also a sad fact that 6x more people watched the Jersey Shore premier then the Mad Men premier.

Link to Wicked Summah http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b176037 ... oston.html

[Fire Marshall Bill]

[DarNoor]

If there's an edpisode in which these dillholes get shot "Sonny style", then maybe i'll watch. But, until then, no thanks.

[pup]

Nothing will be better than the night Ronnie hooks up with Angelina and the rest of hell breaks loose.

[jb]

Nothing will be better than the night Ronnie hooks up with Angelina and the rest of hell breaks loose.

Yep yep.

Be like Franz Ferdinand getting capped. can't WAIT.

Sammi is pathetic. She's gotta go.

[jb]

::doh::

Hell of a productive post there Ace. ;-)

There's always the Pentagon channel and Fixed Noise for you instead.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Fucking Italians.....

I really hope that watching that show causes brain rot and blindness.

Put a gun in your mouth.

[Orenthal]

^Last line sums up what I do if I cannot break the TV or use the gun on the person watching.

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Nothing will be better than the night Ronnie hooks up with Angelina and the rest of hell breaks loose.

Yep yep.

Be like Franz Ferdinand getting capped. can't WAIT.

Sammi is pathetic. She's gotta go.

Sammi has the mentality of a 5-year old. I cringe every time she's on camera. I fast forward whenever it's her and Ronnie talking/fighting.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

::doh::

Hell of a productive post there Ace. ;-)

There's always the Pentagon channel and Fixed Noise for you instead.

Fukin-aye!

Covered the whole show and everyone who watches it without sayin' a word.

I guess you didn't get the memo from me on newscasts so I'll let the FN thingy slide for now...just don't forget I got that Britt Hume vid on yir Bois Charley & Barney that you forced me to find on BoobToob

I look at all those dweebs on reality shows and just want to cap 'em all...one at a time with a .22 right at the base of the neck...esp "Survivor" I'd take all them bitches out into the real jungle and we'll see about survival. Get 'em into that Triple Canopy where the blackness comes at 4 pm and maybe throw a grenade around midnight just for kicks

....and what's up with all the fat asses nowadays? When did bulbous, moon-cratered, cellulite covered pimpled asses the size of Montana become vougue? [insert vomit emoticon here]

[JoJo White]

Can't decide if it's JWow or Ronnie who has the bad coke addiction.

[jb]

Some one please kill Sammi.

[pup]

Some one please kill Sammi.

Can't. You have to wait for that night she really does decide she is done and starts hooking up with dudes left and right at the club. Just to find out how many Ronnie can actually one shot knockout.

[Larvell Blanks]

Sammi either tells everyone in the house to f**k off after getting the anonymous letter because her friends couldn't tell her or she goes ballistic on Angelina because she'll think Angelina is after Ronnie and made shit up to break them apart.



or she takes a dive in the hot tub with M.V.P. and they pull out the engineer hat.



Either way is gold and I get sucked in week after week.

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Some one please kill Sammi.

Can't. You have to wait for that night she really does decide she is done and starts hooking up with dudes left and right at the club. Just to find out how many Ronnie can actually one shot knockout.

It'd be nice but, if possible, she has negative self-confidence. I mean Ronnie calls her a f***ing c*** right to her face and she goes home and cries all night in bed but still waits up (til 6 AM no less, not like waiting up til 3 AM for someone in Ohio) for him to come back so they can cuddle? She'd start crying about Ronnie the second a random guy started hitting on her at the club. She's sad and unwatchable and what she really needs is some intensive therapy sessions.

[pup]

Some one please kill Sammi.

Can't. You have to wait for that night she really does decide she is done and starts hooking up with dudes left and right at the club. Just to find out how many Ronnie can actually one shot knockout.

It'd be nice but, if possible, she has negative self-confidence. I mean Ronnie calls her a f***ing c*** right to her face and she goes home and cries all night in bed but still waits up (til 6 AM no less, not like waiting up til 3 AM for someone in Ohio) for him to come back so they can cuddle? She'd start crying about Ronnie the second a random guy started hitting on her at the club. She's sad and unwatchable and what she really needs is some intensive therapy sessions.

Man. I can dream can't I.

What next? My 16-0 season for the Browns is unlikely?

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Some one please kill Sammi.

Can't. You have to wait for that night she really does decide she is done and starts hooking up with dudes left and right at the club. Just to find out how many Ronnie can actually one shot knockout.

It'd be nice but, if possible, she has negative self-confidence. I mean Ronnie calls her a f***ing c*** right to her face and she goes home and cries all night in bed but still waits up (til 6 AM no less, not like waiting up til 3 AM for someone in Ohio) for him to come back so they can cuddle? She'd start crying about Ronnie the second a random guy started hitting on her at the club. She's sad and unwatchable and what she really needs is some intensive therapy sessions.

Man. I can dream can't I.

What next? My 16-0 season for the Browns is unlikely?

I know what you mean. The problem is, overall she's the best looking girl on the show. The whining is just too grating though, like nails on a chalkboard.

[hermanfontenot]

I can't believe you are grown men watching this garbage. It's bad enough my fiancee watches it.

Sorry.

[Orenthal]

Nothing to be sorry about Herm. It is sad.

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Nothing to be sorry about Herm. It is sad.

I know it's sad. It's like a car crash; I can't look away. Even though I could change the channel, I've already been sucked in.

[aoxo1]

Not watching it this year. But I did catch this:

'Jersey Shore's' The Situation could earn $5 million this year

It's all part of a carefully orchestrated plan. "We are really excited about all the opportunities coming Mike's way," says his manager, Mike Petolino of Gotham Entertainment. "He has been able to secure many endorsement deals, business opportunities and additional television offers based on the success of the show. Our goal has always been to try to build a brand if the situation presented itself."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/2 ... l?hpt=Sbin

Oh man! Nice!

[Ziner]

This show is fantastic. If any of your haters gave it a chance and went in to it expecting to see an hour of car wrecks you'd love it.

[Orenthal]

This show is fantastic. If any of your haters gave it a chance and went in to it expecting to see an hour of car wrecks you'd love it.

I could say that about any trash TV. Jerry Springer made a ton of money off rubes. No problem with people watching it or making money, but it is still retard television.

The Situation sounds like he is gathering a LeBron James like inner-circle.

[Triple-S]

Not watching it this year. But I did catch this:

'Jersey Shore's' The Situation could earn $5 million this year

It's all part of a carefully orchestrated plan. "We are really excited about all the opportunities coming Mike's way," says his manager, Mike Petolino of Gotham Entertainment. "He has been able to secure many endorsement deals, business opportunities and additional television offers based on the success of the show. Our goal has always been to try to build a brand if the situation presented itself."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/2 ... l?hpt=Sbin

Oh man! Nice!

To me, it's just scary in a way.

Years a go, someone like your snooki's or "situation" would do this whole act for a couple of years...fail community college, and end up marrying some fat hog, living in a duplex/trailer park with 6 kids.

Now? They get paid better than people who contribute far more to our society (firemen, doctors, teachers, you name it)



And as Orenthhal said, something like Jerry Springer is fine and GREAT for that sort of thing, as those people aren't using it to make money, and you cut out all the bullshit and such.

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Now? They get paid better than people who contribute far more to our society (firemen, doctors, teachers, you name it)

Weak argument. Supply and demand. Someone's willing to pay them that; no one here would turn it down. They're entertaining the masses and may single-handedly be saving MTV's programming. Pro athletes get paid way more then them while bringing comparable "value" to the society.

[noles1]

Now? They get paid better than people who contribute far more to our society (firemen, doctors, teachers, you name it)

Weak argument. Supply and demand. Someone's willing to pay them that; no one here would turn it down. They're entertaining the masses and may single-handedly be saving MTV's programming. Pro athletes get paid way more then them while bringing comparable "value" to the society.

I resent any notion that I bring any value to society.

Signed,
Big Ben

Co-signed,
Pacman, Travis Henry, Antonio Cromartie and countless others

(Agree with your point though)

[jb]

It just got awesome.

How did Ja Wowo and Snookie end up the outvcasts?

Sammie is a total moron, plus she gets her ass kicked if Ronnie doesn't step into beat up a female..

[Ziner]

For JB

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/11/angelina- ... rap-music/

[jb]

HFS I'm deaf.

Best part is the poll with only one question.

Wonder if DJ Pauley will spin it after his joint?

[mattvan1]

JWoWW changes her image; JB silently weeps

http://gawker.com/5714316/the-transformation-of-a-jersey-girl

[Larvell Blanks]

JWoWW changes her image; JB silently weeps

http://gawker.com/5714316/the-transformation-of-a-jersey-girl

didn't Courtney Love clean up for all of 10 minutes once?

don't worry, the Jersey whore style will be back in full swing come season 3 and the MTV coin lining her pocketbook.