Cavs v Heat (The talent of South Beach edition)

[Triple-S]

Heat fans are getting their asses kicked in the upper deck apparently.

[peeker643]

Great seeing the 'bad-ass' look from a gash like Chris Bosh tonight.

I used to daydream about what fun it would be if the Heat plane went down. Now I pray when it goes down it lands right on Cleveland Clinic Courts.

Wonder if I'll be 50 yet when this franchise is located elsewhere.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

The last 2 minutes is going to be great.

[Larvell Blanks]

I missed most of the Eagles vs Texans for this. FML.

Whitlock tweeted Goodell is seeing Cavs/Heat and his game, cackling and rolling a blunt

[Triple-S]

deion sanders keep bitching on twitter about cavs fans saying "Who's your daddy" and other stuff.

really? how does one defend twoa?

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

How many more Cavs game threads will it take for the total amount of responses to match this one alone?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How many more Cavs game threads will it take for the total amount of responses to match this one alone?

Implying there will be more Cavs game threads.

[Orenthal]

I'd put the amount that even get started at <10. Hard to get behind a bunch of cuckolds.

[StewieG]

How many more Cavs game threads will it take for the total amount of responses to match this one alone?

It won't this year.

Personally, I'm done with them. They quit, like LeWhore quit, like LeWhore's daddy quit.

[Larvell Blanks]

For as sick as this game has made me feel, I just spent 20 seconds staaring at the girl on the Bad Idea shirts ad on the home page. I'm feeling much better now

[Larvell Blanks]

Sure Gibson, NOW you show emotion. Guess House didn't take you under his wing

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Gibson is the Eric Wright of the Cavs. All gum flappin and no damn show.

[Orenthal]

^^So weak.

[swerb]

What an embarrassment. Just when you think things can't get any worse.

They just roll over like little bitches in the only game that means anything for em this year.

Hugging him before the game, letting him go to the rack uncontested ... wine and effin cheesers in the first 10 rows taking his picture.

What a joke.

Go Blue Jackets.

[peeker643]

Meh...

They'll beat the Nets and Knicks or two other shit teams back to back for two wins in a row and the Fitty Win Train (35 win Edition) will again leave the station. Someone will then start a thread about the 8-seed being possible.

Mark it down.

[StewieG]

Like Peeker said. Talentless I can take. Gutless is another story.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

[Dellucci TailGator]

Enough with the "classy" protests. Cue Drew Carey with the crowbar.

This franchise will be elsewhere in a decade.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

That arrogant douche just said all his attention was "on the kids" during that ESPN backed nut shot The Decision.

[Larvell Blanks]

Enough with the "classy" protests. Cue Drew Carey with the crowbar.

This franchise will be elsewhere in a decade.

Drew made his presence known

drewfromtv tweeted
88-55 3rd quarter. This game is about as tight as LeBron's mother's vagina.

[motherscratcher]

Fuck you you fucking piece of shit doucheface assfuck knobgobbling cocksucking arrogant fuckface shiteating fucktard.

Refer to "my greatness" again you assfuck.

Fuck you

Fucko.

[Triple-S]

"I don't want to apologize to anyone" TWOA.

Really, really wish he'd die in a fire.

[peeker643]

That arrogant douche just said all his attention was "on the kids" during that ESPN backed nut shot The Decision.

After he referred to his greatness.

I'm beginning to love him again. Solely because he's so fucking wrapped up in himself and so oblivious to anything not concerning him that he's funny in a Michael Scott unintentional funny way.

I still hope someone throws a toaster in the shower that kills him, but he's funny. And clearly he knows what he was talking about in terms of not having guys around him here who were worth a shit.

[Orenthal]

Meh...

They'll beat the Nets and Knicks or two other shit teams back to back for two wins in a row and the Fitty Win Train (35 win Edition) will again leave the station. Someone will then start a thread about the 8-seed being possible.

Mark it down.

My optimism has taken a serious beating since the unknown pre-season and early bit of success. Any positive from that small sample size has been completely lost. Like the fans in that crowd, who realized that once any type of lead over 4 was made by the Heat, I think most on this board realize the softness of this team. I have a hard time seeing anyone going for the fools gold after this recent stretch.

The only threads I see gaining any steam will have to do with player movement.

[peeker643]

Meh...

They'll beat the Nets and Knicks or two other shit teams back to back for two wins in a row and the Fitty Win Train (35 win Edition) will again leave the station. Someone will then start a thread about the 8-seed being possible.

Mark it down.

My optimism has taken a serious beating since the unknown pre-season and early bit of success. Any positive from that small sample size has been completely lost. Like the fans in that crowd, who realized that once any type of lead over 4 was made by the Heat, I think most on this board realize the softness of this team. I have a hard time seeing anyone going for the fools gold after this recent stretch.

The only threads I see gaining any steam will have to do with player movement.

Telling ya OJ, it ain't you. You just know how it works here. It'll happen. I'd bet your balls on it.

[Larvell Blanks]

I said this team, if focused and embrasing of Scott's system, could win 42 games. That changed after seeing them lay down and let James come back and put his spell back on them. Wow

[Orenthal]

If I were this current Cavaliers group I'd take that bet... Nothing to lose.

[jb]

Everything about tonite validated The Decision. If I could sign away from these scroats I would as well. Glad to see we stayed classy. Never been this embarassed of a C-town team.

Way to go cavs organization and fans, top to bottom. Big hairy pussies from TMLP to the ball boys.

I remember when this town used to have balls. Really. We didn't win, but at least there was pride.

"The lights are going out all over Europe and I doubt we will see them go on again in our lifetime"

Could be said about the NBA in this town, as well as any home intimidation factor. Just move this team asap.

Go Browns.

[Orenthal]

They really need to deal anything that was here with Bron.

[jb]

Great seeing the 'bad-ass' look from a gash like Chris Bosh tonight.

I used to daydream about what fun it would be if the Heat plane went down. Now I pray when it goes down it lands right on Cleveland Clinic Courts.

Wonder if I'll be 50 yet when this franchise is located elsewhere.

Don't see enough usage of "gash" anymore.

[jb]

Great to see Juwad Williams asking for a job from Bron at game's end.

[Orenthal]

Doesn't validate the Heat, but that doesn't make me feel any better. Gotta deal everything tainted by Bron. I wonder what Gilbert is thinking about his teams performance given he is Napoleon?

[JoJo White]

Why was tonight a surprise?

The Cleveland Experience (tm) strikes again.

It would be fitting if this game serves as a springboard for the Heat finally coalescing and turning into a championship squad.

[jb]

Doesn't validate the Heat, but that doesn't make me feel any better. Gotta deal everything tainted by Bron. I wonder what Gilbert is thinking about his teams performance given he is Napoleon?

Vailidates.

No talent no heart pussies top to bottom.

Can TMLP just turn the Q into a casino?

[jb]

Why was tonight a surprise?

Wasn't Danimal.

Read the thread. I called this shit like the sun rising in the east.

[daddywags]

Honestly, if this is what it took for Danny boy to realize that we aren't a tweak here and an Iggy there away from going toe to toe with Boston or Orlando for the EC Championship, then maybe they did us a favor tonight. They need to completely back up the truck, and nobody is untouchable. Heck, they'll be lucky if two of the guys on this team are still around the next time they seriously contend.

[jb]

Honestly, if this is what it took for Danny boy to realize that we aren't a tweak here and an Iggy there away from going toe to toe with Boston or Orlando for the EC Championship, then maybe they did us a favor tonight. They need to completely back up the truck, and nobody is untouchable. Heck, they'll be lucky if two of the guys on this team are still around the next time they seriously contend.

Concur, cept that we can get about three number two picks for the lot.

Need 3 sesons of suck and lucky ping pong balls and quality moves from Dunphy.

If all goes well.

If.

And a fan base that will stay supportive at an average of about $ 75 a ducat to watch the DC Generals.

Viva Las Vegas.

[JJN]

We have a reasonably disciplined group lacking talent. Where have I seen that in Cleveland before? Can we just start trading players away for picks already?

[Ziner]

Fucko.

Nice use, glad to see you have the courage of your convictions to use this more.

[Ziner]

Where are the youtubes of people beating Lebron fans in the upper deck. Its the only thing that could bring a smile to my face. Matt Bellamy getting his fucko face bashed off the stairs in the upper deck by some dude with a Quitness shirt would cheer me up. It would be a nice touch if the dude stole his girlfriend ala Cal Naughton.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

Viva Las Vegas.

Gilbert doesn't own any casinos there. And its not like he has to worry about the Indians being any competition anytime soon.

[metalhead9x9]

Windy needs to goad Boobie into a DA melt to cap off the night.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

Why was tonight a surprise?

Not to me. We don't have the Heat's kryptonite: Quality perimeter defenders and lane cloggers. I also refer back to the pic to my left here, big games and Byron Scott just don't mix.

It would be fitting if this game serves as a springboard for the Heat finally coalescing and turning into a championship squad.

A team that can skate on the dregs and come up short against the real teams. Y'know, like Lebron's Cavs.

[daddywags]

Somebody explain to me why it makes any sense for Joey Graham or Anthony Parker to get one more minute on the floor for this team? Nothing against them, personally or professionally, but what earthly good does it do for them to play meaningful minutes anymore? The team will lose if guys like Harris and Eyenga play? That ship has sailed. The fans will get turned off? Um, that ship's pretty much out to sea, too. So, what are we doing? Trying to win 35 games so Gilbert can say "We beat the Knicks and the Nets and the Clippers"? Screw that. I've been here all along, but sure hope Danny is realizing we're in the ping-pong ball collection business now baby.


ETA: Oh, and it's just remotely possible that, given 30 games with solid minutes, Harris and/or Eyenga might just become a better player than Graham and/or Parker. Maybe not. What's the downside?

[Kingpin74]

They should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. No NBA team should EVER get beat like that at home,let alone the biggest f*cking game of most of their lives. I'm getting more and more turned off by the NBA every year. If they don't care, why should I?

[Triple-S]

I'm getting more and more turned off by pro sports every year. If they don't care, why should I?

fixed it for you.

it's just not like the old days anymore, they don't give a shit about the fans or whether or not it's for the love of the game. cue nick nolte's speech from "Blue Chips".

[Kingpin74]

Ha, good point. I might except the NFL from that statement but it's probably because their contracts aren't guaranteed.

[British_Pharaoh]

Our starters made 9 shots all game

That's the worst I've ever seen a Cavs team play

[Spin]

I HATE to say it, but I think we saw why LeBron left...

[fundamentals]

Meh...

They'll beat the Nets and Knicks or two other shit teams back to back for two wins in a row and the Fitty Win Train (35 win Edition) will again leave the station. Someone will then start a thread about the 8-seed being possible.

Mark it down.

Good call. My newest claim to fame is I know one of the four people kicked out of the Q by the po po. Not sure you could script a worse result. Can't believe anyone on the Le Cavalier didn't put him on his backside.